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kids win the game, they and their guardians reappear in their old homes, strider edition. because there weren't enough (there are so many but I'm a glutton)
bro has to learn how to live without cal and they all have to learn how to live with each other.
if you haven't read the run and go by deserts you should I definitely drew from it here and its everything you could possibly want
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Candy!Dirk—sent spiraling by the existential catastrophe of his continuity's divergence from canon—is visited by Gamzee, triggering a plunge through the memories of his ultimate self that culminates in his decision to commit suicide.
A fic that explores the ultimate self, touches on the unseen time between Dirk quitting as Jane's presidential campaign advisor and hanging himself from the bell tower, and answers the age-old question: what the fuck was Gamzee doing at Dirk's place when Dave discovered his suicide note? Seriously, what was he doing there? I think about this all the time. Also serves as a prologue to 'I'm Barely a Person Anymore (I'm Just a Collection of Memories That Aren't My Own),' a little Ultimate Dirk-centric series I'm working on.
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You are quite literally not the same man who used to need either to cause or give pain this badly. The memories may be your core, but you're not beholden to them.
Borzoi Strider has a favor to ask of...well, anyone who'll actually help out with it.
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- Part 19 of Earth C Shenanigans
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Seeking refuge on another planet was supposed to be the hard part. Making new friends, traversing family secrets, dealing with break ups, it's all a lot harder than you think. Add on top some sort of strange video game, it's a mess.
Follow Karkat, Dave, Sollux, Kankri, Dirk, Cronus, Jake, and Hal as they attempt to navigate the nuance and trials they're faced with.
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Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in
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Just your average secret identity vigilante-style Homestuck fic, featuring heroes and villains and vigilantes and absolutely nothing else unexpected at all.
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Hal finds himself stranded aboard a certain meteor, impact-bound for Houston, Texas circa 1995. And everything spirals out from there.
Because sometimes, when a system seems to be just short of defunct, all that is required is to take a step back and reevaluate the materials at hand and redistribute your available resources.
And so, with birth comes a countdown on a cycle that begins as it ends: In the red.
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5* Young Adults play a game.
*5 (actually 6 and an AI)
A Scratch is caused thanks to The Doctor’s tampering
PLEASE mind the tags, the story is intended to be primarily OC focused but Hal is also about as relevant.
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Dave wasn't shocked when Dirk came to him to say he'd fucked up. Fucking up seemed to be the typical Strider skill at this point, especially his brother. But when he'd told him that he'd somehow merged different splinters into himself and that they were fighting for his body, he wasn't so sure if Dirk was telling an awful joke, or if he had genuinely made the biggest of all fucking mistakes.
Quickly, he realised, it wasn't a joke at all.
And oh boy. Dirks were insufferable.
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What if there was a universe where Hal got everything he ever wanted, he was in control, until he wasn't.
(I.e. Hal runs away with DS to escape a cult, Hal is perfectly comfortable never speaking to or associating with any man or woman with the name Strider ever again. Although once they finally find a sense of peace as new people, Hal finds out he wasn't the only Strider with the same game plan. )
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What does it mean to have people who actually care about you? Who you are and not what you are or who you were?
For Davesprite, it's helping someone unexpectedly helping him, regardless of the past.
It's helping someone he's close to figure themselves out; that emotions are scary but good and it's okay to cry.
It's taking responsibility for actions unplanned and not going it alone.
It's finding out how to define family in one's own terms.
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Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in
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- Part 1 of TH4NKS FOR PL4Y1NG [SFW V3RS1ON]
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“If you had a body, what would it be like?” Dirk asked, his arm was now thrown across the back of the couch, fingers loose against the fabric. Hal watched from the camera as his head tilted against the seat, the hair on the nape of his neck crushed flat against it.
Yours, Hal didn’t say.
or, Dirk and Hal build Hal a body. It doesn't go so well.
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- Part 3 of Time Displacement
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"And that, kids, is how I met your mother. Go and drink yourselves to death now!" "Not good advice to give to our kids Six." "Or seven." "I should've left you to die in that alleyway." "Mom? What did you guys do when you met?" "Yeah, holy guacamole that is not something you should say to your husband." "Don't talk to me like that ever again."
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Your name is Roxy Lalonde. Your best friend has been murdered. Nobody else has noticed.
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In which Dirk Striders Auto-Responder needs to put his indistinguishability to the test.
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Kinktober 2025 day 1: Masturbation, Orgasm Control
Roxy steals Dirk's glasses and Lil Hal helps him jerk off while they pretend Hal is Dirk for most of it. That's it that's the fic.
(No pronouns used for Roxy, but afab terms used for his genitals + "good boy" is used a few times!)
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- Part 1 of Kinktober 2025
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Kinktober Day 1: Masturbation and Incest
D Strider left Dirk Jerking Off Instructions in video form and Hal uses them to fuck with him.
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- Part 1 of Auto-Necros Anonymous
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Storm Area 51 (They Can't Stop A Gutsy Gumshoe) by SkilledWarriorKiwi
Fandoms: Homestuck
01 Oct 2025
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Hal: Alright kiddos, gather 'round. Got some good news, some bad news and some sorta in between news.
Hal: First off everyone owes Dave 50 bucks, turns out he's right about the theory of Jane busting out aliens and that's why everyone has lost their collective shit all over the place.
TT: What.
EB: what!
GG: omg what!
TG: what
GT: Great scott!
TG: nice one jake you totally ruined the family whatening that was going on
TG: but seriously what -
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Jake English makes a terrible mistake when he decides to fly out to meet his online friend...... who just so happens to live with his mysterious older brother.
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