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the one where hobbits were living inside the mountain all along by Cancer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
10 Jun 2025
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"It would be an understatement to say that the dwarrow expected many things upon entering the mountain. What they did find, they would have never imagined."
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- Part 2 of alternative stories
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the one where the hobbits serve Durin's Folk by Cancer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
10 Jun 2025
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"It isn't until the Lonely Mountain is mentioned that Bilbo realizes exactly what he has inside his very own home"
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- Part 1 of alternative stories
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The Woven Crown by CrepuscularCryptid
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
04 Jun 2025
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All is not well in the Shire.
Perhaps it never had been.
After uncovering a disturbingly common darkness rotting under the surface in the Shire, Bilbo Baggins is called upon once more to travel to the Lonely Mountain. This time he's leading instead of following, and there's many many more than 14 in his caravan.
Taking so many hobbits on such a treacherous journey is stressful enough, but there is the reunion with his dwarrow to consider as well. Including the three that aren't as dead as he thought.
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"And that’s what they were, really – gifts. Gifts for those who had seen enough, for those who had acted the unwilling witness to true evil, and who had survived.
Oh, how wrong they were."Or: Middle Earth's water supply is infected by the One Ring remaining in it for so long, giving everyone supernatural abilities. What follows is disaster at the One Ring's removal, a dragon living under the Lonely Mountain, dwarves who really don't know as much as they think, and one hobbit's very interesting, and very dangerous, ability.
This is my first ever fic! Updates whenever I've finished writing them. Tags to be added, and the rating is unlikely to change.
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- Part 1 of Monkeyshines
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Orc Blood and Whiskey Soup by corrielikesstory (corrieander)
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
17 May 2025
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Kara is at the end of her nursing shift when a violent man is brought in with an arrow wound. When he spits blood on her, Kara is transported elsewhere. Soon she's doing emergency wound care on book characters and trying not to lose it. She can't watch people suffer even if it isn't real, but Aragorn is very suspicious of a woman who tells no clear story and smells like an orc.
“Stranger things have happened than you or I have years to tell of it," Gandalf said. "Why does she unsettle you? Surely you do not feel threatened. I am tolerably certain you could defeat her if it came to violence.”
Aragorn scoffed at his gentle humor. “I’m glad to amuse you. There are more dangers than warriors and swords. Need I tell a wizard that?"
“I can assure you she is not evil and has not a whisper of magic.”
“Yet a beautiful woman appears directly in our path, leagues from civilization, and immediately gains the hobbits’ trust. No wizardry, you say?”
Kara was not *unhappy* at being called a beautiful woman (although his standards for human women, as opposed to elves, were probably low), but she was unhappy to be stuck eavesdropping. She’d seen this scene too many times in movies. They would definitely see her. -
Really Now, Care To Bet On It? by Badabingbadab00
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
23 Mar 2025
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Bilbo Baggins is much more competent than any of these 13 dwarrow know, much more so than even Gandalf knows. When Gandalf explains the quest these dwarrow are going on, Bilbo knows that they will absolutely muck it up. Someone needs to watch out for them, and if a Hobbit needs to be the babysitter than so be it!
None of the dwarrow know just how capable this Hobbit is when they leave his door, and they’ve barely begun their journey and Bilbo’s already proven his worth just a few days in! Who knew such a small creature could hold so much knowledge?
Even Thorin Oakenshield was grudgingly impressed.
None of them need to know that Bilbo is babysitting them, and if he grows to love them all as family (and maybe a couple as something else) than that’s nobody’s business but his own!
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I got caught in the 'if you want to read it, you have to write it' and we'll see how it goes. Largely I am attempting to create a somewhat cohesive story that encompasses every bagginshield trope I care about. So if you like sassy bilbo, with smoopy angsty near sighted thorin, hobbits under the mountain and everyone shipping tjem then read it. I do not own anything related to the hobbit, tolkien works or peter jackson blah blah blah copywrite, rights reserved, blah.
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“It sounds to me, Thorin son of Thrain, like you need a burglar.” Gandalf suppressed the grin that threatened to overtake his face.
“I suppose you have one you’d like to recommend.” The King raised a brow.
“There is one who has done a great many tasks for me over the years.” Gandalf thought of how best to introduce her. “A Hobbit. One with much experience with these kinds of tasks.”
The King hummed confirmation.
Now Gandalf just had to go find the blasted girl.
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Faced with dwarven law, Belladonna finds herself agreeing to a different kind of contract to join to quest for Erebor.
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- Part 3 of Unrelated Hobbit Fics
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Captured by orcs during the Fell Winter, Briar Baggins has spent years disguising herself as a simple hobbit lad named Bilbo. Frerin had been captured during the battle of Azanulbizar, not killed as his kin believed. Thrown together in the harshest of conditions, they had managed to become a family. So when the chance finally came to escape, they took it with both hands.
However, even though they are free, they are soon drawn into something much larger than just themselves. The impossible task of reclaiming Erebor.
Will the quest be successful or is it doomed from the start? They need a home, but possibly much more will be found along the way, family and maybe even love.
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The Shirelings, a slightly expected Journey by Weirdwolfteaser
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
12 Nov 2024
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Bilbo Baggins has enough on his plate. He does NOT, I repeat not, need one of the Wizards showing up. He most certainly does not need The Company, and he does not need Thorin- oh. Oh my. Well, maybe he does need Thorin Oakensheild. Yes. Perhaps with a few less clothes? Ohh yes...
The one in which Bilbo belongs to a gang, and said gang goes tearing off across Middle Earth with The infamous Company and a meddling Wizard.
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- Part 1 of The Shirelings series.
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Protection, Admiration, Love by PearlescentSkyBlue
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
04 Nov 2024
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‘At the beginning of their quest, Dwalin had no idea what to make of their burglar. She was a small, sweet thing and while undeniably beautiful, Dwalin was uncertain how she was meant to be an asset to their company rather than a liability.’
Dwalin’s feelings for Bilba grow from protectiveness, to admiration, to love. Plus throw in some ‘Hair is sacred to dwarves’ because that’s always delicious.
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The Tattoo by The_Silmaril_Chick
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, Treasure Island - Robert Louis Stevenson
03 Nov 2024
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Lucius feels like he is going mad but he swears…he swears…the tattoo on Izzy Hand’s neck is moving.
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- Part 9 of The War of the Dead, Tales from a Changed Earth
- Part 2 of Hobbits on the Seven Seas
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Hobbits are a race of inventors. You need fire? They already got matches. You're hungry, but it's the middle of the night and you don't want to cook? Not to worry, they have delivery-lads. Your pain-in-the-arse relative is out for your smial? Fret not, you can hire a talker to spread the word all over the Shire! Come, befriend a Hobbit or two! They can solve your problems, and maybe burgle your heart, too!
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Walking for days on end was not the best way to put Eddy Brandybuck back in a good mood...
It's been years since Eddy Brandybuck and Isolde Baggins buggered off into the wilderness in search of gold and an escape from their troubles and debts. After taking many detours and making many mistakes, the two now find themselves in the Misty Mountains, and at a standstill in their travels.
When Isolde hears of the lost kingdom of Erebor and the return of the King Under the Mountain, the girls get the bad idea to reclaim Erebor for themselves, and retrieve the gold inside to mend their wrongs and finally return to the Shire with their smug heads held high.
How could they predict they would run into the King himself and his Company… and goodness, is that cousin Bilbo?
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Darkness Marked by bronwe_calen
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
09 Aug 2024
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"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy." - Hamlet
The history of Middle Earth is long, stretching back many ages, to even a time before the sun and the moon graced the sky. In the long years, much has happened and much as been lost, even a whole race. The Cementumenosse, in the common tongue, 'the wielders of earth'. Are naught but legend, even among their kin, the Elves. However, their history, and especially, one of their number, will have a marked effect on the world. It could be for good or it could be for evil, for all of the Cementumenosse are Darkness Marked. The pain of their history etched into their very soul.
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PLEASE READ NOTE AT END OF CHAPTER 1Series
- Part 1 of Darkness Marked
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Unexpected Journey of the Mountain Flower by Orion_fanficlover
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
09 Aug 2024
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In a land far northwest of Middle-earth, the Shire settled with the greenest hill in all of Arda. The inlands and uphills are inhabited by small creatures called Hobbits. They are peaceful folks, and the other people of Middle-earth have known them for the peace and bliss they have lived in for hundreds of years.
Hobbits are not fighters. They are healers, crafters, caregivers, gardeners, cooks, and more and are not suited for impromptu frontline combat like the rest of the races of Middle-earth. They are simple creatures with simple desires in life. Change has been long unwelcome in the Shire, for they believe that things don't need to change and things are perfect the way they are and have been for hundreds of years. Shire folks strive to achieve peace. Peace makes things simple.
And yet an ancient whisper travels the wind. A tale foretold that when the fatherlands are in need of a helping hand, the once hidden race will come out of their hills and stand forth finally to assist with their gifts and finish what others had failed to do.
What these gifts are, nobody knows. Not yet at least.
But it is close to knowing. So close indeed.
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- Part 1 of The Hobbits Adventure
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A Hobbit in the Caribbean by The_Silmaril_Chick
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
09 Aug 2024
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Hobbits are not a common sight in the Caribbean, particularly on the ocean, and in the world of piracy…please…that just doesn’t happen. They’re much too soft and gentle for a life like that. Or at least, that’s what the stories say anyways.
No one had ever told these stories to Izzy Hands, of course, no one would have dared to on the Queen Anne.
Or the five members of the Revenge’s crew who had never met a hobbit in their life, before First Mate Hands stepped foot on their ship + the one who had.
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- Part 8 of The War of the Dead, Tales from a Changed Earth
- Part 1 of Hobbits on the Seven Seas
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snowdrops on the mountainside by jezebel_rising
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
29 May 2024
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Bilbo pressed his ear to the door but he could hear no sound of heavy boots on the ground nor the murmur of any voices. He was in between, which was always dangerous, all the more so because of his current designation with the inhabitants outside his hidden door.
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- Part 150 of 365 days of fic
- Part 29 of may flowers
- Part 1 of the passing of mysteries
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Flight of the Mediator by imaginarytimetraveller
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
12 May 2024
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Follows on from the end of PotS (Power of the Stones). Includes Usurper as one form of dragon & meeting Aivry as the Mediator.
Alternate/Working titles were: The Day of the Mediator & The Power of the Mediator.
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- Part 8 of The Power of the
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- English
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Master of Wood, Water and Hill by Karmic Acumen (Karmic_Acumen)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works
25 Mar 2024
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Bilbo Baggins wondered what Gandalf was thinking. Fortunately, the one living under the delusion he was a regular hobbit was NOT him. Oh well, Bag End would sort him out. His house did NOT approve of vandalism, thank you very much. That rune carved into his door learned it personally. Besides, it served the wizard right for not heeding the rumors about Bilbo and the Old Forest.