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As a fauntling, not even double digits, Bilbo Baggins falls from a tree and splits his skull neatly in two. He had been exploring alone, and so is left unbothered as he lays dead in the grass. He is still unbothered half an hour later when he sits up, stares curiously at the bloodstained earth, and scampers back home. He stands in the kitchen, happily munching a cranberry-orange scone and oblivious to Belladonna’s tears as she runs her fingers frantically through his blood matted hair.
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Bilbo can't die, and the company finds out much sooner than he had planned (implying he had been meaning to tell them at all, but, well, Bilbo would be a fool to believe anything would go as planned on this confounded journey).
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Written for seniorpotato on tumblr, who asked for a sort-of-Frozen!AU
Every Hobbit in the Shire has a Season. The children of Summer are known for their fires, the Springs for their skills at gardening and healing, and the Autumns for the winds that they can bend to their will.
Bilbo Baggins has a different Season, a cursed Season.
Bilbo Baggins is a child of Winter, blamed by many for the suffering of the Fell Winter of his infancy. Shunned and forced to restrain his powers with an amulet, Bilbo suddenly finds his skills needed to assist a horde of suicidal Dwarves on their Quest to kill a dragon.
Fire cannot kill a dragon, but perhaps Ice can... if it can be controlled.- Language:
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Hobbit are called little bunnies because they are shapeshifters too, and Beorn convinces a reluctant Bilbo to run in his other/animal form. Bilbo it quite a handsome (place your animal here) and the dwarves have lots of fun chasing him.... I went a little off script but it was inspired by this prompt.
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- Part 1 of Shifter Fun
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Orc Blood and Whiskey Soup by corrielikesstory (corrieander)
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
17 May 2025
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Kara is at the end of her nursing shift when a violent man is brought in with an arrow wound. When he spits blood on her, Kara is transported elsewhere. Soon she's doing emergency wound care on book characters and trying not to lose it. She can't watch people suffer even if it isn't real, but Aragorn is very suspicious of a woman who tells no clear story and smells like an orc.
“Stranger things have happened than you or I have years to tell of it," Gandalf said. "Why does she unsettle you? Surely you do not feel threatened. I am tolerably certain you could defeat her if it came to violence.”
Aragorn scoffed at his gentle humor. “I’m glad to amuse you. There are more dangers than warriors and swords. Need I tell a wizard that?"
“I can assure you she is not evil and has not a whisper of magic.”
“Yet a beautiful woman appears directly in our path, leagues from civilization, and immediately gains the hobbits’ trust. No wizardry, you say?”
Kara was not *unhappy* at being called a beautiful woman (although his standards for human women, as opposed to elves, were probably low), but she was unhappy to be stuck eavesdropping. She’d seen this scene too many times in movies. They would definitely see her.- Language:
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Bilbo interrupts an argument between Bombur and Dwalin to explain the hobbit approach to ancestral weaponry, and the insanity of more or less the entire Took line.
Or: why frying pans are a hobbit's weapon of choice.
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The Lore-Singer by WeAreTomorrow
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
02 Oct 2022
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My sweet and everlasting Lady, Bell thinks to herself, helplessly curling her toes in the carpet fibers as Thorin crosses the room like a thundercloud and grabs her wrist. Not tightly enough to hurt her but she can tell from his iron strength that it would take more than her current skillset to break free unless he lets her. Maybe she should be afraid of him with that dark look on his face but his heart is still breaking in her chest—she can feel him, damn it—and all she can do is wonder at the miracle of it.
It’s been ten long years since she’s heard proper music and his song is still rushing through her blood like the first rain after a drought.
“How did you do that?” He demands.
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Or, it has been ten long and lonely years since Bellberry Baggins— once the apprentice Thain and most powerful Lore-Singer born to the Shire in nigh twelve generations—has been able to listen to music.
Then she hears Thorin Oakensheild singing for his lost mountain.
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The One Ring, left to rot in a river unbeknownst to the higher powers of Arda, gets to everyone and everything that the water touches - and what will a certain Hobbit do once he realises just how dangerous he can be should he make the wrong choice?
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the one where hobbits were living inside the mountain all along by Cancer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
10 Jun 2025
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"It would be an understatement to say that the dwarrow expected many things upon entering the mountain. What they did find, they would have never imagined."
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- Part 2 of alternative stories
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A Shire Scorned by Nyrah, saint2sinners for Lionesspuma
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
14 Oct 2023
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Bilbo Baggins came home one sunny spring day exhausted, half starved and pregnant. His heart was broken, his name cursed by the dwarves he had saved and his house was on auction by the worst relative you could imagine. It was, understandably, a terrible day.
Once it comes out that Bilbo is *expecting,* however, even the most prim and proper hobbits are scandalised at the poor treatment he received by the conspicuously absent father (and, by extension, all his kind). The Shire rallies around their poor, ill-treated and half-starved kinsman, and the climate of dwarvish relations takes a decidedly chilly turn.- Language:
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Nooooo tenia el potencial de ser mi fic favorito Thilbo
LPM actualiza plis cap 4 leído
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Protection, Admiration, Love by PearlescentSkyBlue
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
04 Nov 2024
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‘At the beginning of their quest, Dwalin had no idea what to make of their burglar. She was a small, sweet thing and while undeniably beautiful, Dwalin was uncertain how she was meant to be an asset to their company rather than a liability.’
Dwalin’s feelings for Bilba grow from protectiveness, to admiration, to love. Plus throw in some ‘Hair is sacred to dwarves’ because that’s always delicious.
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Goblins have long and bitter memories but luckily hobbits have better aim.
Or, after his escape from Gollum, Bilbo stumbles upon the Company a little earlier than we see in the film, and proves himself more of a Took than anyone expected.
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After the Fell Winter, Briar vowed that she'd never be that helpless again. However, she's can't escape the whispers in the Shire that she's cursed. So when the opportunity comes to leave the Shire arrives, Briar jumps at the chance, even if there is a fire breathing dragon waiting at the end.
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The retelling of the Quest of Erebor with a hobbit that actually knows how to protect herself and travel. But will she be able to open her heart and trust this company of desperate dwarves or is she cursed to remain forever alone.
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“It sounds to me, Thorin son of Thrain, like you need a burglar.” Gandalf suppressed the grin that threatened to overtake his face.
“I suppose you have one you’d like to recommend.” The King raised a brow.
“There is one who has done a great many tasks for me over the years.” Gandalf thought of how best to introduce her. “A Hobbit. One with much experience with these kinds of tasks.”
The King hummed confirmation.
Now Gandalf just had to go find the blasted girl.
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Faced with dwarven law, Belladonna finds herself agreeing to a different kind of contract to join to quest for Erebor.
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Love is a Fire (Burning Hot) by warypumpkin
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
10 Jan 2024
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Months and years into Belladonna's marriage to Bungo, and despite her near-daily praying to the Giver, she is still without child.
On a whim, she gives offerings and prayers to both The Giver, Yavanna, and her husband, the Maker. To her surprise and utter delight, she misses her next bleeding and soon births twins.
A beautiful boy named Bilbo with glittering green eyes, and beautiful girl named Bellflower with a glittering green eye and a burning orange eye.
Which shows the very obvious, very different, magical heritage that sets them apart from all of the other green-eyed hobits of the Shire.
Oh dear.
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(In which Hobbits are blessed, Yavanna and Mahal have favorites, and Thorins nose get broken three times, for very understandable reasons.)
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Bilbo has a sister, a fem version of himself Bellflower. Cause genderbent MC's are my shit. Bellflower/Fíli/Kili and Bilbo/Thorin.
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Captured by orcs during the Fell Winter, Briar Baggins has spent years disguising herself as a simple hobbit lad named Bilbo. Frerin had been captured during the battle of Azanulbizar, not killed as his kin believed. Thrown together in the harshest of conditions, they had managed to become a family. So when the chance finally came to escape, they took it with both hands.
However, even though they are free, they are soon drawn into something much larger than just themselves. The impossible task of reclaiming Erebor.
Will the quest be successful or is it doomed from the start? They need a home, but possibly much more will be found along the way, family and maybe even love.
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"And that’s what they were, really – gifts. Gifts for those who had seen enough, for those who had acted the unwilling witness to true evil, and who had survived.
Oh, how wrong they were."Or: Middle Earth's water supply is infected by the One Ring remaining in it for so long, giving everyone supernatural abilities. What follows is disaster at the One Ring's removal, a dragon living under the Lonely Mountain, dwarves who really don't know as much as they think, and one hobbit's very interesting, and very dangerous, ability.
This is my first ever fic! Updates whenever I've finished writing them. Tags to be added, and the rating is unlikely to change.
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- Part 1 of Monkeyshines
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The Hobbit Family Trees by TrashPanda_Raccoon
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
02 Oct 2022
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These are all the families I could find from Hobbits that are relevant in The Hobbit and The Lord Of The Rings (the first 4 chapters).
The rest are just other hobbit families.Sources:
Tolkiengateway
Lotr.fandom(minor edits was made 2nd of October 2022)
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read later
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ShadowKissed by DisasterDungeonMaster
Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
07 Nov 2016
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When Belladonna Baggins nee Took went into labor with her son, neither she nor her husband were anticipating the complications that arose. Only the intervention of Gandalf and elves from Rivendell managed to save both Belladonna and Bilbo Baggins, pulling them back from the shadow and into life.
But no one touches death without consequences and Bilbo Baggins was forever changed by those moments spent in the arms of the Valar.
Raised as a sensible Baggins with that wild Took streak nurtured from the start, growing up friends with elves and a very nosy wizard, and having faced the horrors of the Fell Winter, it is a very different Bilbo Baggins that steps out his front door.
And this is a very different adventure.
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The Woven Crown by CrepuscularCryptid
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
04 Jun 2025
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All is not well in the Shire.
Perhaps it never had been.
After uncovering a disturbingly common darkness rotting under the surface in the Shire, Bilbo Baggins is called upon once more to travel to the Lonely Mountain. This time he's leading instead of following, and there's many many more than 14 in his caravan.
Taking so many hobbits on such a treacherous journey is stressful enough, but there is the reunion with his dwarrow to consider as well. Including the three that aren't as dead as he thought.
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