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“You know,” Grian said, “on my first server, some people used the moon to say, I love you. You’d find your person and tell them, The moon looks beautiful tonight. It’s an indirect way of telling them you love them, without actually saying it. Bit of a cliché, if you ask me.”
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Grian’s hands loosened around his. Mumbo grabbed back onto them, feeling suddenly much too warm in the snow. “Hey.” He cleared his throat, and Grian tilted his head at him curiously. “The moon. It’s, uh… the moon. It’s..."
Too close. The moon was much too close.
“Grian,” he whispered, “is the moon big?”
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Mumbo Jumbo grapples with two equally impossible problems: the oncoming end of the world, and how to tell Grian he's in love with him.Updates every Monday!
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FUCKKKK
actually going insane
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Dear G. Xelqua,
It is our greatest honor to formally invite you to the audition to be the superhero HotGuys newest sidekick. Not only has your past action caught our eyes within the Hero Association, but HotGuy has chosen you, among others, himself.
Please see the attached documents and follow the instructions for the final judgment. Congratulations, and remember: Eyes in the Sky Keep Everyone Safe.Grain feels his eyes widen as he reads the letter. He was shaking, accidentally crumbling the paper in his hands. He lifts the letter closer to his face, just to make sure that he's read it correctly. Then he read it again. Then one more time to make sure.
or, HotGuy is forced to have a sidekick CuteGuy. Both don't really like each other. Good thing Grian has ulterior motives, trying to find his missing family and all that. Wait, Boatem, Scars family, is also missing? What a coincidence...
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- Part 1 of Watch Out
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I Hate These Games (I Love Them Too) by RoseGoldOrigins for definitely_red
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
09 Aug 2025
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The Boatem crew were gods and the life series always left them antsy with their powers locked away.
Grian itched to cause carnage, the Secret Society gave him exactly what he yearned for.Series
- Part 3 of Fic Fight 2025
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The Watchers find a way to punish Grian for helping the Hermits escape the disastrous season 8. That inevitably leads the Hermits to finding Grian out. Also some Watcher lore and Mincraft word building at the start.
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Watcher Grian season 9
Watchers have set eyes on grian, and he needs to hide it
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Sir, This is a Drive Thru by ICH0R
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
09 Jul 2022
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"Here, keep the change." The Dude said, handing Tommy a twenty.
"Sir, idiot, moron, this is a drive thru."
They stared at each other.
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Tommy's just trying to pay bills and a new regular seems to ruin his job. And take a weird interest in him. Oh, his roommates are also being really strange.
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- Part 1 of Sir, This is a Drive Thru Universe
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Hahaha, very funny fic.... But no srsly, who gets 5expresso shots?
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true peak i wish i was a drive thru
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"I don't want to pry," Xisuma said when they were speaking before his official invitation to join. "And not answering won't change whether or not you get whitelisted. We admins just prefer to have a heads up if anything's likely to come trying to dig you up, so we can keep you and everyone else safe."
Grian thought back to obsidian and endstone and blood, to tattered wings and torn robes and so so many unseeable eyes, and swallowed hard.
"No," he said, his voice shaky. "No, I don't think anyone will come looking for me."
"Okay," Xisuma answered, and that was that.
Until they invited two new people to the server.
or, the Hermitcraft Backstory Rule says that you don't ask other people about their backstory, you let them tell it if they want to and leave it be if they don't.
Unfortunately for Grian, one of the newest Hermits was also a player on his old server - one he'd thought had been dead for years - and she's going to drag his backstory kicking and screaming into the light whether she means to or not.
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Some five or six hours into falling, Scar brightened all at once, and said, “Hey, do you guys wanna play Eye Spy?”
Grian leveled him with an unamused stare. “Eye Spy with what, Scar, there’s nothing out here-”
“That’s what makes it a challenge!”
“I’d be down for some Eye Spy,” Pearl said. She’d spun herself upside down at around the hour three mark, and had been falling headfirst ever since.
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Pearl's struggles with having been born a watcher.
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- Part 2 of Watcher! Fics
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In which Mumbo, despite everything, is not quite human, and the process of remembering what he is.
(The universe is singing at him, in crisp-clear songs of data and processes and begging for him to return, to recall, fractals spinning alone.
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His eyes were a bright, vibrant red, gone from the natural burnt color they normally were. There was a smear of blood across his bottom lip and Mumbo’s attention shifted from Grian’s hand — now clean of any of his blood — and down to Grian’s face.
“That’s it, see, I’m right here, just listen to me okay?” Grian cooed softly, his heart hammering against his ribs.
Mumbo placed a tender, almost reverent kiss to the pulsepoint on Grian’s wrist, and his instincts snapped in an instant.
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ORWhat happens when some of the Hermits lose themselves to their hybrid instincts.
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Memory lane isn't pretty by fruition_lmao
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Yandere High School (SamGladiator), Evolution SMP
06 Feb 2023
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…Mumbo?
He sees the man rush up his stairs, followed by the rest of Boatem and Xisuma. Anxiety fills his body with dread.
What did I mess up this time?
He sat up but before he could ask them anything, he felt his consciousness pulling him down. His vision goes dark.
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Grian got hit by a virus that traps him in some of his darkest memories. The Hermits get into his head and try to pull him out. But what will they find while trying to do exactly so?
Pearl's conflicted with new information about her past friends and brother.- Language:
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It seems to be a normal day on the Hermitcraft server. Until, that is, a new person joins the server, and no one knows how she got in.
Grian is willing to offer her a helping hand, but he can’t help but wonder how this Lizzie person lost her memories in the first place.
Hey, has anyone seen Pearl recently?
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This is a sequel to “scars where wings once grew”. While you don’t have to read it, it will be referenced.
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Boy from the Rift by Finley_Cy
Fandom: Dream SMP, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
10 Sep 2024
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Boy from the Rift - 48/?
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IOHWDUAOHEFIDSUFIO YAYAYYAYA GET DUNKED ON DREAM
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hehe spite the most silly ingredient
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theyre so sillly aaaaa
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oops skizz thats ur nephew LOL
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BIRTHDAY PARTY YYAAAAYYY!!!!
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He smol but then he beeg
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AAAAA IPBODWJPAIHBEFOIDUVBUOBWA
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LMAOOO WHOS GONNA TELL IM :D:D:DD?!?!??!
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an ICONIC fic series in my own opinion. its super unique but not in a "My name is Ebony Darkn'ss Dementia Raven Way" way. just a really cool, fun, great flow kind of way. definitely recommend!!
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From the Archives by Sixteenthdays
Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Evolution SMP, HCRecap, Hermitcraft SMP, House Builder Gang SMP | HBG SMP, Ivorylore - MCRP, Minecraft Speedrunning - Fandom
24 Jul 2023
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A collection of statements from the archives of the Void Institute.
Cover illustrations by @chrisriin. My series of character studies and AUs exploring different aspects of this series not part of the main story can be found here, so check that out if you're wanting more content!
ALSO, AN OFFICIAL, FULLY-VOICED PODFIC OF THIS SERIES IS NOW CURRENTLY POSTING ON YOUTUBE HERE!!
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dbdiduhslsifhdkdidhsos
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So many feelings. Incredible. Can't believe it wasn't already bookmarked
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One of my first ever fics and still one of the best I've ever read ♡
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If you notice anything, it leads you to notice more and more
The humans talked, throwing bits and things into the passage they called Boatem Hole.
The humans spoke to It, gentle and curious. They kept It company, called It a friend. It didn’t understand, but something beyond walls and walls of frosted glass and impermeable fog whispered pained and haunted behind It’s eyes with a voice that hurt to dwell on, don’t you remember this?- Language:
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Pearl and Gem take a break from ruling their Empires to take a relaxing vacation. It isn't as relaxing as they had hoped.
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What if Scar never made the Rocketship? The boatem crew is left with no escape plan, they talk say goodbye and end their lives in the boatem hole. Truly they'd prefer it rather then letting the moon end their lives.
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- Part 1 of Written on a whim
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The boy from the rift by Finley_Cy
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
10 Dec 2023
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When Tommy was seven he was a beloved member of the Hermitcraft server. Boatem Crew found him hiding out underneath their bases before they began building.
But when the moon got a little to big.They had to get out fast.
At the very beginning of season nine, there is a certain someone missing from the crowd.
The Hermits try to find Tommy through all known servers. What they don't know is there is an underground server growing, one that is slowly stealing members away from others servers to play. The server would grow and grow into an experiment of life and death, war and peace, a story of who could survive the longest.
But when a certain rift pops up, hey were thrown through a loop when they entered the empires server. Most of the hermits somehow appearing in this completely new world with some of their old friends.
Now back in Hermitcraft, it seems someone else has come back to haunt them once again.
Or: Remember all those Hermit! Tommy stories that used to come out. I made one, but added a little bit of flavor to spice it up. And added the Empires crew for fun. This is a fun one a promise.
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- Part 1 of Boy from the Rift
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IOHWDUAOHEFIDSUFIO YAYAYYAYA GET DUNKED ON DREAM
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His race for survival swiftly seemed like it would really only prolong his death in the end. Grian would die either way, whether from lack of food, water, or oxygen. Or worse. He tried to not think about the worse.
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Decades after first contact, an accident in space leaves Grian stranded. Luckily for him, help comes just in the nick of time.
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- Part 1 of Cry for Help
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