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The hermits are the hermits, they are who they are. Of course there's always silliness on the server, and that's just the hermits.
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Each chapter is a different one-word prompt for our oneshot dumping ground
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- Part 1 of Hermitcraft Oneshots
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forcing hels and wels to tolerate each other the fic by chaidotpy
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
26 Jun 2025
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Inspired by almost all the fics under the Helsknight&Welsknight tag petition for more fics under this tag please
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- Part 1 of chAi.py’s connected universe in order
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Xisuma is cold and tired. Wels and Hypno warm him up and force him to go to bed.
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Epilogue to a dream by Deadly_fire
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
19 Jun 2025
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It should be a normal morning on hermitcraft but the dreams of one player are going to make things strange. But is it only a nightmare or was there something real.
Your classic Grian remembers 3rd life but no one else does.
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- Part 1 of Aftermaths
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The albatross, my violet skies by hanna81024
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Evolution SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
06 Jun 2025
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They’re after him. That’s all he knows — pain eclipsing everything else.
Blood pours from the gaping wound across his stomach, hot and sticky, each step a gamble with gravity and guts. His vision flickers at the edges. He should have stopped by now.
He had a plan. He would leave his chambers when They were preoccupied Watching the first installment of MCC, and quietly make his way to Their portal hall.
He had been foolish for ever thinking he could avoid Their Eyes.
So now, he's getting chased with his insides simultaneously threatening to spill out.
Or; Grian escapes the downside-up, and crashlands onto Hermitcraft — with a hint of stockholm syndrome. :)
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- Part 1 of hanna's watcher!grian brainrot
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Etho and Bdubs find a fox cub!
May 31: Etho
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- Part 31 of GhostsHermitADay25
- Part 28 of The Orb Factory
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Doc got into the medicine cabinet. Don’t worry it was just to ask questions.
May 29: Doc
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- Part 29 of GhostsHermitADay25
- Part 15 of The Orb Factory
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Rising Tensions by Firebirdie
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
29 May 2025
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The admin put his head in his hands and sighed. Trying to look through the code won't work without touching the player. What little code that has attached itself to Helsknight was already fading away. Something it wasn't supposed to do, and X couldn't touch it without it slipping through his fingers like a scared cat.
An idea crossed his mind, he grabbed his communicator and sent a message to the chat. Looking down at his communicator satisfied, X put on his elytra and made his way to the forest.
Now all he had to do was simply just wait.
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Am I staring at this sheep or is this sheep staring at me? by GhostKitti
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
26 May 2025
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Zedaph stares at a sheep, others join him.
May 26: Zedaph
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- Part 26 of GhostsHermitADay25
- Part 19 of The Orb Factory
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When Xisuma donated blood to a hospital, he didn’t expect for that blood to be stolen by a science lab and used in a cloning machine.
Once he found out about the clones, went to see them, he also didn’t expect all but one to be dead.
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- Part 1 of The Clone Facility
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Day 10 - Midnight Zone
Doc is assigned to the Deep Sea Ward.
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- Part 11 of Melting_Allium's Mermay 2025
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Xisuma’s mental state plummets and gives him a really rough week
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“Thank you so much Shashwammy,” Keralis said, heading back out of the pyramid.
“No problem!” Xisuma called after him, then flopped down onto the bed. Finally, some peace and quiet, some time to himself-
“Zoom-Zoom!” Scar, Grian and Tango came sprinting into the room, “Things have gone really badly wrong!”
Xisuma rolled over and buried his face into his pillow with a groan.
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Xisuma has to deal with the Hermits tomfoolery.
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- Part 21 of Hamster's Hermit a Day May 2025
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(Looking down from above,) I’m intrigued by their love by Khaos_Creator
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
21 May 2025
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Xisuma is immortal.
But still dies.
Usually those two things are mutually exclusive. But in X’s case, it’s possible.
He can still die, but he comes back.
Again. And again. And again.Aka: Xisuma is an immortal who loves humans, but always ends up dying by their hands.
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Before he understood what faith meant, Xisuma understood fear.
Not the bone-deep kind that came with battle or blood- he learned that later, in harsher places- but the quiet kind. The kind that curled around your ribs like cold water, seeping in drop by drop until you mistook it for your own breath. The kind that came from believing that somewhere, somehow, someone was watching your every move, weighing your soul with scales you could never see.
Or, Xisuma learns to worship his own god, on his own terms.
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Xisuma needs a nap but has too much to do! So Keralis, Joe and Cleo steps in to help! Or well force him to sleep!
May 21: Xisuma
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- Part 21 of GhostsHermitADay25
- Part 27 of The Orb Factory
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Grian, Xisuma, Scott, and fWhip have been roomed together during admin school
Grian makes a group chat so that they can easily communicate between each otherIt devolves quite quickly
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Xisuma: Scott pls get down from the tree
Scott: How did you even know???
Xisuma: I can very clearly see you from my window
Grian: Hah, you’re in troubleeee
Xisuma: Grian I also saw you attempting to climb a fountain
Fwhip: Why’d you wait to tell him that
Xisuma: I wanted to see him fail
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Updates sporadically, probably
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the earth below them by Alyssaromantic
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
18 May 2025
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A game ends. Another game begins.
Someone isn't there.
Ren wakes up.
(Companion fic to The Moon, The Sun, The Stars (And Mars), explaining key elements of the story spanning from Limited Life to the end of Secret Life. CANNOT be read as a standalone.)
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- Part 15 of Celestial Incorporated
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Ex had many hobbies in life. Bribery. Blackmail. Arson. If he had to pick a favorite, though, it was pestering his goody-two-shoes clone. The “better” brother. Xisuma “Everyone-has-good-qualities” Void and his server of holier-than-thou loons whose trust-based system had, against all odds, yet to implode.
But surely, Ex wasn’t experiencing fondness for this backwards place. It certainly hadn’t grown on him after countless hours spent attempting to bring about its demise. Not at all.
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Xisuma is overworked. Ex is burdened by feelings (ew). They swordfight about it.
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Caught in your web by Captain_Blue for Sugar_honeyglaze
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
17 May 2025
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Xisuma walks out and immediately trips, falling into something sticky about a foot and a half off his floor.
He tries to get up, but he can’t move, his limbs are stuck to the sticky white thread below him.
His breathing picks up as he panics, heart racing, adrenalin pumping.
He doesn't know what’s happening and his body is falling into fight for flight, his chest rising and falling rapidly, the air whooshing in and out of his helmet’s filters as he tries to get out of whatever has him stuck.
There are hands on his body, moving him.
The hands move him so he is lying face up and Xisuma’s purple eyes rapidly move around, trying to find who or what moved him.
“Hey X, sorry about that.” Wels says.
Xisuma calms down slowly.
or, (Spider hybrid) Wels catches an sleep deprived Xisuma in his web and won't let him go until he's had a full night's rest.
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- Part 16 of Blue's Hermit A Day May 2025
- Part 1 of Blue's rairpairs fics