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Phil helps Technoblade through his rut.
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- Part 12 of kinktober25
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Techno plays bass in an underground alternative rock band. They play grimy gigs in basements with sticky floors and used condoms on every speaker. It doesn’t pay much, but at least it’s not corporate. He can deal with the shitty conditions, anyway, because the singer is an angel. Phil is the prettiest thing he’s ever seen—an opinion apparently shared among many. However, after an escapade occurred when Techno drove Phil home, Techno doesn’t want to share anymore.
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band/groupie au which was just an excuse for me to write an insane amount of bottom phil porn
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sometimes it's grey, sometimes it's sunny by im_always_stressed for RavenDarkwood
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
05 Jul 2025
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Phil rounded the corner in time to see a plant-hybrid whose right arm ended just above the elbow use a sword in his other arm to stab a guard through the chest. He was wearing the same gown Phil was wearing, and he had a lot more scars than the last time Phil had seen him.
“Goodbye,” Etoiles said, pulling his sword back and kicking the guard away. “No one will miss you because you are terrible.” He whirled, alert for new threats, and took in the man standing in the doorway, pregnant, bloody, and armed. A broad grin crossed his face. “Philipe Minecraft, the GOAT, you are here too! The bros are together again. You look terrible, what have they been doing to you?”
It looked like there had been five guards by this chamber, and they were all now dead. “Thanks,” Phil said dryly. “Didn’t leave any fun for for me, I see.” He gestured to his swollen belly. “They’ve been eggin’ me. Are the kids here?”
Or: Phil is finally escaping, but these contractions chose a really inconvenient time to appear.
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- Part 10 of Battleship
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Young Tommy fucking his family as a kid and he has a large cock and muscles (Might actually make them bigger than faint)
Will all be short chapters
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A Not So Ordinary Life by EveryUsernameIsTakenExceptForThisOne
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
19 Apr 2025
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Philza has the dream life. A loving husband, two kids, and a grandchild. A white picket fence property with a garden. He loves his life and has the approval of both his conservative extended families and the church. But one man with a yandere complex threatens to ruin everything.
or Yandere Forever kidnaps Philza and awakens his deeply repressed kinkiness and once he experiences that he struggles between returning to his lovely vanilla life or running away to be Forever's sex slave *forever* ;D
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I’ll Put On A Show Where It’s Only The Two Of Us Performing by BabyPinkTulips
Fandoms: Dream SMP
18 Apr 2025
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Each memory here is one that she adores, the cuddling, the touch, the whispers in the middle of the night. Long days where they just collapse into bed together. It’s all she ever needs. Her wings sprawl out to get more relaxed, a few chirps coming from her. Soft and quiet, just how she is when Techno is around.
Fuck. This is terrible.
This remind Phil how she gets when she’s going through her mating cycle and Techno walks out of the room for a few minutes. Loud needy chirps when realisation hits that Techno walked out, trying to grab around to get her wife, her mate. Phil looks off at the thought before she gets an idea. You know what, that’ll work. This will work. It’ll show Techno, it’ll show her to stay around. No she is not being irrational, she is being perfectly rational right now.
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Or ;; Techno has to go somewhere and Phil will get her way one way or another.
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Returning to Technoblade’s homeland of the Antarctic Empire brings many adjustments to Phil. Firstly being his Empress, who Phil is not entirely convinced of. However, Phil, heavily pregnant and only days away from laying, can be persuaded. In fact, the Empress can be very persuasive.
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- Part 2 of Cinder’s Techza Omegaverse
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trouble’s always gonna find you baby (but so will i) by theworstcinderella
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Mar 2025
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Phil, the transgender “daughter” of a preacher from a small town in Alabama, has wild dreams of California. However, those dreams seem far away, so instead, he lingers outside of gas stations and parking lots, praying for someone to come along and rescue him from this living nightmare. He doesn’t expect salvation to come on a Harley on a hot August day—especially not from a man with pink hair.
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AKA modern(ish) au where phil and techno fuck in a motel room
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the jewel in the crown of the general by theworstcinderella
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
15 Feb 2025
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Philza, a notorious avian warrior, has been captured by General Technoblade of the Antarctic Army. It’s, surprisingly, a pleasant prison, where he is never mistreated, but instead showered with gifts and presents, all courtesy of the General himself. However, there is a minor issue on the rise: Phil is an omega, and his heat is imminent. He figures the General has already done him so many favors—what’s one more?
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- Part 1 of Cinder’s Techza Omegaverse
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"Philippe Minecraft hates me and it is deserved because I am too terrible to fuck!" — Etoiles
Podfic of Because by im_always_stressed.
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Every 100 years, the Winter King and the Summer King set aside their differences for their primal needs. However, most notably, the Summer King, Philza, did not arrive to the last rendezvous. This year, he has, and Techno demands answers—not before fucking him silly, of course.
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There are No Secrets that Time does Not Reveal by SpyroForLife
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
14 Oct 2024
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Weeks ago, Ranboo went into heat and was desperate for attention. Technoblade kindly and secretly helped him out before sending him home to his husband, and it was only ever meant to be a one-time thing they didn't talk about and certainly wouldn't repeat. And then Techno's own sort of heat arrives, rut, where piglin hormones surge and they become more aggressive, fighting each other and seeking mates. For so many years, he's faced rut alone, refusing to give in to his urges. But after what he did with Ranboo, he finds it impossible to get him out of his head, and he impulsively decides to invite him over to help him with rut. Return the favor, and all. And then this thing between them can be done.
Of course it couldn't be that simple.
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- Part 2 of Consequences
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Techno, dragged along by Skeppy to a bar, meets a hot couple and somehow ends up whisked away for a night (and morning) full of fun. Everything would point towards him being unicorn hunted for a one-off thing. He's fine with this. He doesn't expect anything more.
Meanwhile, Kristin and Phil are happy to have found a cute third for their relationship.
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- Part 1 of Pink Unicorn
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To the place where He was waiting for me,
Whom I knew well,
And where none appeared.-
He wondered if Phillys would shudder once he grazed his soft spot with teeth. If he would try to skittishly move away, before Techno got to him like a predator to its prey, all calculated and hungry.
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- Part 5 of KS1971's fanworks
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Phil was always so small in his hand. The idea of making his lover even smaller inside the confines of a cage grew more and more enticing...
[Literally just Techza with Phil in a chastity cage]
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- Part 14 of hunter's explicit mcyt fics
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After a brush with the Goddess of Death, Philza devotes his life to Her church for a chance to see Her again. His supernatural ability She gifted him causes him to be put in a spotlight.
[Or Phil is the idol of a corrupt church until he catches the attention of two gods who show who she really is through the divine.]
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- Part 13 of hunter's explicit mcyt fics
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The harsh unnatural light of the neon sign reading Las Nevadas gleamed down on Phil, almost mocking him, as he leaned on the side of his truck parked in the corner of the club’s parking lot.
He'd always heard rumors about this place, from both the older farmers in the area, as well as the younger crowd who hung around in town. They ranged from everything - from the illegal gambling that took place inside to the mysterious Omega owner who had bought the building after the old owner suddenly died. But those things didn't interest Phil.
It was the other rumor - that Las Nevadas had a breeding hole. A gloryhole situated in a little room somewhere in the building, where Alphas could find an Omega in heat, and fuck and breed them to their hearts content.
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4 Times Sir Craft Was Laid by Anonymous
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Dec 2023
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Four ficlets in which Phil is either fucked or fucking, as a Christmas gift to my friend. Sheshaw sheshaw.
I, Techno; Possessive/Dubcon.
II, Forever; Heat/Noncon.
III, Missa; MakeUp Sex/SubTopMissa.
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- part 5 of 5 of skulk’s horny pre-holiday dumbassery -
Etoiles and Phil go adventuring and run into an elytrian’s worst nightmare: chorus flowers full of pollen, triggering their mating instincts. In Forever’s (and Missa’s) absence, Etoiles turns to the only other person he thinks will be able to help.
Fucking madness ensues. Literally.Poor Fit was just trying to have a relaxing day at the river.
[Part of the bigger AU in this series but set way in the future!]
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- Part 20 of skulk's spot
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Blood and Death are entwined in a way few others are. But so rarely do they truly get to be entwined. This is one of those rare moments