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    Nothing can stop Palpatine from ruling a Galactic Empire.

    Except, of course, Chiss McClan and his reality show Total Space Drama's Senate-themed episode, wherein they rifle through Palpatine's house on Naboo and Herald stumbles across some of his Sith artifacts and knows exactly what they are.

    It all goes downhill from there.

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    What if Naoh didn't get eliminated in the London episode, and it was a reward challenge instead? That's what this fic is all about. I reworked the few things I didn't like about Total Drama World Tour and came up with this. I also added one of my favorite ships to spice things up even more. A few things you need to know before you read are that I won't be rewriting the aftermaths, and I won't be including Blaineley (because I think adding her to Total Drama World Tour was the stupidest thing ever.) But besides all of that, this fic is just for fun and don't take it too seriously.

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    This is an archive of Island of the Slaughtered

    I do not own any of the content within this post, hence why it’s posted anonymously. I do not deserve credit. This is purely to archive what is left on the internet of this AU into a single place so more people can easily enjoy it. Especially since there’s an official tag for the AU on Ao3


    One day in the year 2007, twenty-two teenagers from different backgrounds had gone to participate in what was supposed to be a reality show called Total Drama Island hosted by Chris McLean.

    Because of the poor inspections meant to torment the participants, they did not know of the man in the woods. It hasn’t even been two days when the killings began to occur. All twenty-two campers were left behind in the island with a murderer on the loose.

    A month later, Chris arrives back on the island. He brought two people with him for help.


    I cannot stress enough, READ THE TAGS

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    Upon arriving on site for total drama island, Noah promptly decides that no amount of money is worth it to stay on this island and decides to get himself voted off the show.

    while Noah is at the losers resort waiting for the show to wrap, Chris finds out about Noah’s knack for challenge creation and his ability to wrangle even the most insane people back on topic. He immediately decides to hire Noah as his personal assistant. Well, “hire” might not have been the right word. Oh well! He’s here now and he signed a contract so he can’t leave.

    Noah would like to say that he hates it here; in all honesty he’s payed far too much to be able to genuinely say that.

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    Noah isn’t very happy- but he’s certainly not miserable, which probably means that all is right in the universe.

    This is not abandoned unless I update it to say otherwise! I am just a slow ass writer and very busy <3

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    "People love you, (Y/N)... but they also love your drama. It always seems to be revolving around you in some way. Wherever you go, whoever you talk to, the drama soon follows… almost as if you were its slave."

    Total Drama Island - Chapter One through Twenty-Eight:
    After watching your audition video, Chris Mclean decides to make a last minute exception and adds you to his show. Needless to say, this is a decision that will completely change your life.

    Total Drama Action - Chapter Twenty-Nine through Fifty-Six:
    You just learned your family's secret, and now you have to find a way to get out of the show.

    Total Drama World Tour - Chapter Fifty-Seven through ...:
    After two years of the celebrity life, a new Total Drama season is there... and your past is coming back to add more drama into the mix.

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    Danny's latest ghost problem has an obsession with TV- the more mindless the better. She's >this< close to outing his identity on live television for 'the finale of a death time'. But the only thing she likes more than her own shows are other peoples', since she can't predict what'll happen. So he offers her a deal: she lets him off the hook... but he has to make an appearance on this new show she's been so excited about. She says he has to give it his all- she won't settle for anything less entertaining than revealing him would be. Danny takes that to mean he has to win.
    It's easier said than done.

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    It's Total Drama Island, but I replace Trent with Danny. Sorry Trent. You were too damn similar.

     

    THIS IS DEDICATED TO MY CRACKSHIT PISSBOY SOULMATE @PerytonFeather227 these are our vows

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    Noah was eliminated in London. Alejandro won and, he was fine with that.

    He should have been fine with that, until a couple of eliminated contestants invite him to join an alliance of sorts. An alliance to make Alejandro pay.

    Noah doesn't care about revenge but, somehow he's volunteered to carry out the plan. Little does he know the plan will involve returning to the competition to face the very person he once called a teamate.

    There's absolutely no way will blow up in his face.

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    Basically, a Total Drama rewrite where Noah rejoins the competition instead of Blaineley-- with some additional support.

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    Noah's determined to make it further than last time, the first season was a fluke. He has everything in place until bad luck strikes and he falls ill with a cold.

    What could possibly go wrong? Especially when Alejandro decides to make it his mission to take care of him.

    This won't be the thing to take him out of the running, not if he can help it.

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    The cameras are always rolling at Camp Wawanakwa, and Chris McLean is in his element, resurrecting a "classic" challenge from the show's golden age. The atmosphere is a familiar mix of forced excitement and underlying dread, with Chef's warnings falling on deliberately deaf ears.

    The stage is set for another day of orchestrated chaos, where the biggest risk is supposed to be a bruised ego or a slime bath. But when vintage equipment meets modern negligence, the line between televised danger and genuine peril begins to blur.

    What happens when the set itself becomes the greatest threat of all, and the host finds himself at the center of a very real emergency?

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    Two years after Jeremy and the others shut down the supercomputer, XANA returns and captures them all except Aelita. At the same time the Total Drama cast arrive in France after being roped into another season. Now Aelita must save her friends with help.

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    Instead of getting voted off during I See London, Noah miraculously stays in the competition for one million dollars. Less miraculously, he's stuck on a plane with someone he just called an eel. Someone who is stupidly attractive, and even more cunning.
    Throughout messy breakups, nasty butterflies in one's chest, and insane challenges cooked up by one psychopathic Chris McLean, Noah vies to keep his sanity and feelings in check as he makes unlikely relationships with his fellow competition.

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    the producers yanked his job from under his feet because he’s good for ratings? alright, that’s fine. they want him to play.

    spite is one hell of a motivator. noah will play just fine.

    or: being fueled mainly by spite and a desire to overdo what's being expected of him, noah (finally) gets to be the schemer he deserved to be.

    (a world tour rewrite, from the very beginning)

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    After six seasons and a hundred lawsuits later, Total Drama is officially outlawed in every part of Earth.

    So what does Chris do? He goes to another dimension, of course!

    May the Titan have mercy on their souls.

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    Stories of teens and tweens selling their hot young bodies for money mostly to older men. That's it, that's the series.

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    it’s been nine years, though. he can taste his teeth rotting in his mouth. he’s always swollen and sick, sick, sick.

     

    or: chris hasn't kept his food down in a while.

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    he hasn’t really seen him in-person for the past few days, working mostly remotely and skimming through online files and records, but he certainly doesn’t remember him looking so…

     

    worn-down, maybe.

     

    or: chris gets stuck in his own head sometimes.

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    Chef is worried when he finds Chris drinking again, given the host had been trying his hardest to take alcohol out of his life.

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    I got this inspration from someone on Wattpad called @Vintage_Retro_Queen

    But I'll make sure mine isn't at all like theirs.

    Also, someone in the comments of my first fanfic between MLB and Helluve Boss game me this isand, and I didn't until now, see how this could be a cool crossover.

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