13 Works in Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne Share a Brain Cell

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    Summary

    Reader meets the Waynes in unexpected ways? Some planed-as much as you can plan meeting a billionare and one after the other all his Sons- as well as the Kents, well at least the super ones.
    Something sparks, some things burn and some things heal
    What's meant to happen, will happen.
    What belongs togehter, will find togehter.
    (I suck at summarys, english is not my first language! Please just read)
    Will include
    - Thresome
    - One Night Stand
    - Unprotected sex
    Also I am very new to Batman and Superman Universes, so have mercy on me!
    NOTHING HERE IS CANON, EXPECT CHAOS!

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    Of all the things Clark thought he might find while snooping around one of Luthor's labs on the outskirts of Washington, he expected maybe some kryptonite. But what he found was something far more unexpected. A Kryptonian... or at least, what seemed like one. A newborn, tiny and vulnerable, crying helplessly, shaking him to his core.

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    Bruce, exhausted after a long night battling the Riddler, returns to the Batcave hoping for some rest, only to be met with an unexpected sight: Superman sitting on the floor, cradling a crying infant. Normally, Bruce would keep his distance when it comes to children that aren’t his, but given the baby’s apparent Kryptonian origins, he can’t just walk away.

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    Superheroes gossip, theories are everywhere, and Dick is having the time of his life.

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    Metas have been quite common since about thirty years prior after several retconned worlds. Some of the more common ones being those capable of manipulating objects to a short extent, and a few with fire? Though animalistic traits aren't too rare either. Magic contaminates the world by now, seeping into cracks in pavement and bloodstreams alike. Shining lights dancing in the nights, painting the sky in colors. Or a pond, reflecting more than should be possible. This takes a great deal of attention from those who have gifts from outside of this phenomena, even if they don't mind it much. Though as it happens, turns out abandoned baby birds can and will swarm a bat for a parent.

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    5/?
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    Bruce’s eyes went red and the mug exploded, the latest sacrifice after the Superman mug, a Best Dad mug... Clark was just relieved there were no more sentimental mugs left to--

    Nope, the next mug set out was some clay creation, undoubtedly by one of his kids.

    Clark stepped in. “Listen, why don’t we practice something else?”

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    2/?
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    35
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    Superman and Batman get aged down to their sixteen year old selves. How will the two of them cope in the future they can’t remember living in?

    Trying to update when I can!

    Thank you for 1000 hits so far!!

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    9/?
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    320
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    41
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    4,635
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    Clark and Bruce continue on the case

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    "You think we'd have liked each other if we met as kids?" Clark asked.

    Bruce laughed softly. "We did. Sort of."

    Clark frowned. That was an odd answer. "We were in our twenties when we met."

    Bruce turned over, to shoot him a look, mouth twitching into a smile. “I thought you had some photographic memory.” 

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    Bruce has been forced the join the Justice League by Alfred. He hates making friends. Clark doesn’t care, he saw the Bat and said “I love it. It’s mine now.” Diana is giving them thumbs up in the background.

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    Chapters:
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    66,058
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    It was probably fine getting Batman a room without getting security involved, Amalia reasoned, then frowned at Superman, who looked a little pale. “Can I get you, orange juice or something?”

    Batman craned his neck, taking him in with a critical eye.

    “No, I’m– I’ll be fine, it’s just been a long day and now it's dark outside,” Superman responded, his voice unable to affect the normal authoritative tone.

    "Seasonal depression worse for aliens?" Amalia tilted her head, scientific curiosity piqued. 

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    This is clearly not the first time. Or even the second. Bruce Wayne, inevitably, has his entire roofie recovery planned down to the millisecond.

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    After the events of The Batman (2022), Gotham is a mess. Penguin, now the unofficial head of Gotham's underworld, decides to throw a charity event. Batman and Superman team up to get to the bottom of it, but as intrepid reporter Clark Kent and rarely seen emo billionaire Bruce Wayne.

    Obviously, shenanigans ensue. Enjoy ;)

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    572
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    42
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    5,607
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    “You think I’m letting someone put a dick in me in this economy?”

    There was a pause.

    “That’s not a no,” Tim said.

     

    Tim finds something in the Manor's bathroom. A witch-hunt ensues.

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    97
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    5,053
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    448
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