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Harry finds out the hard way that Dementors can’t digest Horcruxes. Now separated from his body, his best option is to seek out a similar soul for help.
A love story about immortals with too much time to kill.
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Subspace gets hit by a car in a costco parking lot and freaking dies by RandomPerson789
Fandoms: PHIGHTING! (Roblox)
20 Jun 2025
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AKa the best day in the Inpherno’s history 🤩🤩🤩 YIPEPEE!! 🎆 🎇 fireworks!! Rejoicing! Crackfic treated semi-seriously with effort!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wait a minute what do we do with subspace's orphaned "child""Graphic depictions of violence" warning was added bc of like one scene describing subspace's brutal injuries. idk if they're too graphic in actuality but i decided to play it safe and add the warning.
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In the vast emptiness beyond, a Wyrm burrowed without purpose. Until, among the streams of visions, he witnessed a future so beautiful, so brilliant that the boundless other possibilities can't ever dare to compare to it. A vision of a spinning metal disc with spikes. He called it the sawblade, and it called back to him as well.
Basically my explanation on why the White Palace has so many damn deathtraps.
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"My husband is pregnant!!!" - yelled by Klaus Salvatore-Mikaelson to his beloved brother.
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The Doctor's Descent by Feanyx1
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who
20 Jun 2025
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He thought that the radiation would kill him. He thought that his time as the Doctor would come to sad and brutal end. He was wrong. And that was so much worse.
In his efforts to find himself, and without his companions, he accidentally stumbles onto a monstrous civilization miles below the Earth. With his newfound DETERMINATION and some new allies, he'll come to realize what it truly means to be a friend, and learn how to live his last lives with his head held high.
And make sure that, just this once, everybody lives.
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Undertale but the Tenth Doctor replaces Frisk. Fluff, angst, and time shenanigans ensue.
*No knowledge of Undertale or Doctor Who is required, though it is helpful if you've experienced at least one of them.
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Three Idiot Animals and a Diva (who loves them very much) by Ditzyd123
Fandoms: プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
20 Jun 2025
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Nene picks up three animals. And suffers along the way.
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"It's my notes," Scarlet explained. "I'm making a tierlist of how Nightmares taste."
Surprisingly, Carmilla hummed in approval. "I didn't take you for a food critic."
"Of course I do! Every nightmare tastes—"
"Strange."
"Different," Scarlet said at the same time as Carmilla. "Wait, you don't like them?"Scarlet starts writing down her food experiences as a warden of the Ravenswatch. Carmilla's the only other one that gets it, so Scarlet's just gonna roll her eyes and let the bloodsucker commentate too. It's only fair. You know, for objective powerscaling.
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Come on, order a Big Mac
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- Part 157 of Kinky Sex Makes The World Go Round
- Part 204 of faded off that josh
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Deliriously Lustful by irabelasvhenan
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
20 Jun 2025
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The year is 9:52 Dragon. Almost a year before the Ritual begins.
Solas is competing in an Orlesian Eurovision, aka The Great Song Rivalry of Thedas. Under his own name. Representing the most morally corrupt shithole known to Thedas, no less.
Rook is sent to spy on him.Step 1: Steal a bard's identity.
Step 2: Drink the sparkling pink sex potion.
Step 3: Absolutely do not make out with the ancient elven god's hotter, smugger friend in a servant hallway.
(Step 3 unclear, try again)
Step 4: Fail all of the above miserably, become a triple spy and manage to sleep with a god while putting the whole of Thedas in danger.
(Step 4 succeeded)
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He's so fine. I'd let this man ruin me, run me over, literally whatever and I'd say thank you." He's practically salivating at the thought.
"Oscar Piastri, the man that you are." He sighs, gently running a hand down cardboard Oscar's cheek.
OR: During one of his streams, Lando horrifically embarrasses himself and piques Oscar Piastri's interest.
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A summoning gone wrong (or right?) by Kurotsuki_no_hana
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Jun 2025
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They looked at each other, then back at the old man.
“Curiosity.”
“Boredom.”Or ; a silly little oneshot that wouldn't leave my head.
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Unknown to pretty much everyone except for his mother and by extension, Sangwoo's mother, Gihun's first love was ice skating. He was naturally talented at it. After suffering from the horror of the game, he decided to finally do something for himself and let himself forget about the game just for a while.
Until certain people started to show up and disrupt his peace, all he wanted was to take a breather by doing what he loved, but apparently, the universe refused to let him rest. Also, can the men stop looking at him like that?
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Mel auctions off her virginity. Frank’s the high bidder.
Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics.
(In progress)
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Zero To One, That's Who I'll Be! by Phoenixthewisp
Fandoms: Kamen Rider - All Media Types, Kamen Rider Zero-One, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
20 Jun 2025
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Midoriya Izuku never had anything in life. No quirk, no friends, no support. But that all changes on the worst day of his life; the day he met the number one hero, All Might, and was told to give up. Now with a new friend, and a new drive to become a hero, he'll take of toward his dream, starting at Zero, and becoming number One.
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- Part 1 of Rider! Izuku Stories
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that time i got reincarnated as the mc of an otome game by LucidDreamLight
Fandoms: 恋与深空 | Love and Deepspace (Video Game)
20 Jun 2025
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MC throws up her breakfast.
Ignoring her grandmother’s concerned fussing, she stumbles down the hall and into the bathroom.
Her adopted brother-slash-childhood-friend (please don’t let him be the new love interest, please don’t let him be the new love interest—) looks at her weird.
She throws up harder.
MC couldn’t wait to finally be old enough (again) to drink.
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The queer pit!! || A Forsaken chatfic by camforms
Fandoms: Forsaken (Roblox), Roblox (Video Game)
20 Jun 2025
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Forsaken characters get phones and they make a gc, fun fun isn't it.
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STUFF of what I think they would do / talk about if they had phones LELELELELELELELELELEL
Ships featured in the tags🙏💥💥 (fuck thsi im a mulyishiplerrmrm...😡😡)
More tags and characters will be added trustme
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Steal My Phone, Steal My Heart (Daminette) by krono20112025
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types, Robin (Comics)
20 Jun 2025
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After 48 sleepless hours in Paris, a disheveled Marinette accidentally grabs the wrong phone—belonging to a rude American tourist. What follows is a chaotic chain of misadventures across the city. But as the day spirals out of control, could this unexpected mix-up be the start of something better?
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The Golden Age of Revenge by Davechicken, Shadow_Side
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Jun 2025
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It's six months since Stede and Ed - and Izzy, Lucius and Pete - returned from Florida, and life at the Operation Revenge taskforce has finally been stable for a time. But when an unexpected body turns up, it immediately sets them back on a long-inevitable path, towards two long-inevitable foes, and what follows will push every one of them to the very limit.
After all... Ned Low is not a man you want as your enemy. Nor is Francis Spriggs. And together, they've got their sights set on a little revenge of their own.
Or a lot. Possibly a lot. In fact, you might say they're planning the performance of a lifetime...
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- Part 3 of Our Badge Means Justice
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If Victim had to choose who his least favorite sibling was, he would no doubt pick Chosen.
Or Victim attempting to babysit Chosen and failing badly
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Help! I isekai'd as the Cold Duke of the North! by Barbieja337
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
20 Jun 2025
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Most of the isekai stories Joonghyuk read involved the Mc being a villain, or the best friend of the Cold Duke or the North.
But how did he end up getting isekai'd as the Cold Duke of the North instead? Well, that's not a problem because he has a crush on the Villain - Kim Dokja, who was way too pretty and adorable to be a villain this story.