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    She likes it when it pours or when lightning flashes through the window, barely able to catch it. A bath day is what Frank calls it when she inevitlbly goes out to jump in puddles and get herself soaked head to fucking toe.

    But the rolling grey plooms in the sky aren't clouds. They crawl up from the top of one of the buildings just across the street. As the walls of its fourth floor come collapsing down, it sends a shock wave of vibration rattling her stool.

    With the shrieking alarm of a car, victim to some of the debris, she lifted her face, a painful crick finding its home as her neck pops oddly. Dr. Daniela Star comfortably stuck to her cheek. She peels the page away and lets it thump onto the countertop.

    The unnecessary TV in the corner clicks to life, staticy and jumbled words blaring out, the typical evacuation warning joining the symphony of sirens.

    This slow day was about to get a lot more interesting.

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    Basically Ellie and Joel shenanigans but make them supervillians.

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    The scientist and workaholic Louis Tember has been forcefully send home to finally treat his so called 'burn-out'.
    But when he refuses to listen and an experiment of his boss had to aprubtly be cut short he can't help but jump at the opportunity to get back into action.

    Although, it seems like he has bitten off more than he can chew.

    He had always known that his boss was crazy but now he's getting to experience her madness first hand as her newest test subject. How will he cope, trapped in a more than uncomfortable situation while being taken care of by her and a weirdly affectionate artificial human?

    Mind the tags!!!

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    The life of being a prince and a dirtbag one at that, isn’t easy.

    Telemachus find nothing in peace nor do everyone else. He never show any source of feelings that strongly at anybody, including his mother.

    Sometimes he do felt guilty. For his mother, of course. She didn’t get the child she wish. Instead she got a child worth of nothing more then his blood and looks. He can stand pretty but he’s worth as only a doll.

    Till somebody broke that. Somebody took advantage of him, took advantage of how he thought he will stay like for, forever.

    He wasn’t just a kid without emotions, he just needed to find somebody. Like his father founded his mother.

    Antinous of Ithaca, son of eupeithes. He’s an interesting one, but a curse send from gods themselves to trigger his asshole.

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    Matt has been managing his epistaxis anime—a rare disease that causes its sufferer intense nosebleeds when they experience sexual attraction—just fine until meeting his law school roommate, Foggy, unleashes something within him. Matt struggles to keep his growing feelings and their bloody aftermath in check, all while hiding the true nature of his disease from Foggy. But as the lies and jealousy start to mount, Matt learns there are some status quos that aren’t worth preserving.

    [fic by inkforhumanhands, art by thelonebamf]

    Podfic of Epistaxis Anime by inkforhumanhands.

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    Lan Qiren thought silence meant peace. But when the yelling stopped, the tofu stopped flying, and the hormonal chaos seemed to vanish… he realized he was being followed. By two very pregnant and emotionally clingy omegas who found him “comforting.” He just wanted quiet. Instead, he became their emotional support rock.

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    Ford had been feeling strange for, a while, but he continued to push it down and ignore. Until eventually, he was unable to ignore it. The cause of the strangeness, is a lot bigger deal than he was prepared for.

     

    This is not canon to the Washed Away au, just something I'm having a little fun writing. Additionally, it's propaganda for the Mpreg polls (Vote Ford).

    As always, this will not make sense if you don't know what the au is (all details are on my tumblr Majoringinfanfiction).

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    Link adopts a baby bokoblin! How will raising this little beast go?! Comedy and kinda sad.

    Any King of the Hill fans???

     

    ZELDA FUCKING DIES AND SO DO MANY OTHERS.

     

    Gulp….

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    Ever since they returned from Kannabi Bridge, Rin's teammates have been acting weird.

    Kakashi's suddenly somehow loosened up, he's reading pornography in public, and he's making jokes. His coolness factor has gone down drastically! Obito's prone to long sullen silences, and his usual cheerfulness seems... forced. And there seems to be some sort of one-sided tension between the two. Plus Rin can't go anywhere without Obito following her.

    What's a girl to do? Figure out what the hell's going on, and get her team back to normal!

    Or, the one where Kakashi and Obito are sent back to the past and think no one is the wiser. Their younger counterparts, due to a seal quirk, end up in their bodies.

    It spirals from there.

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    She needed a fake boyfriend. He showed up too charming, too smooth, and way too good at pretending.
    Now the lie has a smile, sunglasses, and dangerously real chemistry.

     

    Gojo Satoru X reader (not really)

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    You bring a dolly to the pizza plex to steal the daycare attendant.

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    "For a moment, everyone froze, the new information overloading their brains. By all means, the sentence shouldn’t have made sense to an average citizen, pirate or not. Which meant only one thing: the rookie pirate, who was definitely still a teenager, knew marine codes."

    Some things are the same, many are different - Monkey D. Luffy is still going to become the Pirate King, just with a bit more up his sleeve.

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    Duke Alexander Hamilton fakes his own death for strategic reasons.
    He bleeds, collapses, whispers final words into John Laurens’s arms, and even manages to choke out “promise me you’ll cry” before losing consciousness.
    It’s flawless. Tragic. Oscar-worthy. A masterwork of emotional manipulation.
    There's just one problem:
    John Laurens doesn't cry.
    Not at the banquet.
    Not at the funeral.
    Not even alone by the grave.
    Now, Hamilton—bruised, bloodstained, and furious—awakens from his fake demise with a personal vendetta and a single unholy goal:
    Make John Laurens sob.
    It’s about death, deception, and the theatrical fallout of unrequited melodrama.
    It’s also about lawn care, apparently.
    (inspired by "My Love Comes to See the Grass on my Grave")

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    Newly deceased Draco Malfoy finds himself in the heavenly Good Place with Hermione Granger. But is everything truly fine? For him, nothing has been fine since 1995. Still, maybe he's finally found eternal peace with a witch he's had a thing for for years.

    Or maybe the universe is just forking with him.

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    Gi-hun added 10+ contacts

    Inho: why?????

    Gi-Hun: cuz...they need extra tutoring 😔

    Gi-Hun: I figured a group chat would work 🙂

    Sangwoo: why do you have the sudents numbers????

    Gi-Hun: oh, that's not me that's Ali

    Ali: Hi guys 😃👋

    Sangwoo: okay

    Inho: 🤦

    Saebyeok: ayo- what is this?

    Jiyeong: Saebyeok!

    Saebyeok: Jiyeong!

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    Miku considers herself the secret protector of Gravity Falls in the wake of her newfound ability to travel between dimensions. She creates a new life, and a new name for herself. In time she even comes to enjoy the friendship and love she's only ever sung about. But just like every good vocaloid song, nothing can stay happy forever.

    Will Bill's arrival ruin everything and remind her of the very reason she came to hate dimension 46 in the first place?

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    A sensation. When he tries to describe it later, he won't have the words. Something like a shudder, a shimmer, in the air. A missed step, on a staircase…

    His final visit to the prisoner, before trial and execution (no matter that Sir Thomas is not yet condemned, the court will come to no other conclusion). Thomas Cromwell turns to leave, steps through the gate of the cell and the world changes around him.

    Now More is the only familiar thing in a London that is nothing like the one he knows. He, Cromwell, is resolved to find some way back, but the longer they are stuck in this strange future, the weaker his resolve becomes. More’s not bad company, it turns out. And iced coffee is pretty good.

    (Or; Cromwell and More time travel to modern London. And get stuck. And fall in love.)

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    Jazz music played in the backround as Batman narrowed his eyes at the figure, getting a Batarang ready. "Woah Woah WoahWoahWoah." Joker seemed taken back, but his irritation was more apparent. "Who the Holy Bat-Jaw Do you think You are, Squirt!?"

    Joker didn't even get the chance to close his mouth before the colorful confetti popped in the air from out of nowhere; jerking his head back, Joker gaped at the spectacle unfolding before him. 'Damnit! This was supposed to be MY Night with My Knight!' He thought as the little creature twirled and floated above their heads.

    "Fret not, My Dear Sourpatch! You'll get so much more than just a single night with him If I have anything to say about it!" They said, perplexing both the clown and the bat; but for different reasons.

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    An imp from the 5th dimension (like bat mite and Mister Mxyzpltk) who ships Batjokes throws them into the multiverse to get their ship to sail.

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    Phainon—a newly awakened Lord Ravager, second coming of Irontomb, sets for his first conquest on the planet Amphoreus.

    What he doesn’t account for is falling in love with one Mydeimos the Undying.

    Phainon (Irontomb): My fellow Lord Ravagers, the situation on Amphoreus has changed and I would greatly appreciate any and all consultation for how to proceed forward.

    He seeks counsel with his fellow Lord Ravagers on what to do.

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    The JJK core cast watch their future, namely the Shibuya Incident. Expect a new arrivals.

    Inspired by Slow and Steady.

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    Three rounds of beer, a box of cigarettes and half an hour of staring at the ceiling and your brain had already answered all the doubts running through your head: Bruce Wayne is The Batman.

    You had no proof, but no doubts either. And you were ready to play the lottery on what your intuition called being a truth. After all, it wasn't bad to get into a little trouble now and then.

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