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    After the War, Optimus Prime and Elita-One completed conjunx ritus. Megatron is happy for them, truly. Don’t worry about his long buried feelings for the Prime, never mind his growing infatuation for said Prime’s conjunx.

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    Optimus Prime and Elita-One notice Megatron’s crush on them. Both of them. They decide to go for a third.

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    [Perfect! Kim Dokja-nim has been assigned the role of ‘Betrayed Spouse’. Kim Dokja-nim, please see all your tasks as listed below:

    Character ‘Kim Dokja’ must get married to his arranged fiancée, Protagonist ‘Yoo Joonghyuk’.
    Character ‘Kim Dokja’ must prevent Protagonist ‘Yoo Joonghyuk’ from being unfaithful during their marriage.
    Character ‘Kim Dokja’ must prevent Protagonist ‘Yoo Joonghyuk’ from filing for divorce and/or separation from Character ‘Kim Dokja’ during their marriage.
    Character ‘Kim Dokja’ must ensure Protagonist ‘Yoo Joonghyuk’ falls in love with Character ‘Kim Dokja’ during their marriage.

    Time Limit: 365 days.

    Reward For Success: The ‘Happy Ending’.

    Penalty for failure: Death.]

    He has to make the man who cheats on him not cheat on him? To not divorce him? To fall in love with him?

    He may as well just kill himself now, instead of waiting for the book to do it for him. It’s not like he hasn’t done it before.

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    In which suicidal kdj gets transmigrated into a world that’ll kill him if he doesn't do what it wants him to do. You can guess what happens next.

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    Turtle thought the worst was over.

    After thirty chapters of court-mandated fanfiction, enchanted workplace harassment, questionable spa sessions, and emotional whiplash in the throne room, the SeaWing scribe has finally found a strange, unnerving rhythm to life under Emperor Darkstalker's increasingly less tyrannical rule.

    The romance novels have ended. The edits are done. And somehow, inexplicably, Turtle agreed to stay.

    But peace is fragile, and devotion is difficult.

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    If you were fictional, and knew it in full, what would you do? If you knew you were simply on the whim of a writer, how would you react? If you knew a million eyes were on you, how would you treat yourself, knowing that you are a story?

    A system goes through a classic isekai scenario, and realize quickly that they are in a fanfic. At first, they pretend to be the perfect entertainer- but the gravity of their situation hits. As It always did. As It always does.
    There's no use returning to a past that didn't exist in the first place.

    This is this, and that is that.

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    Steven finds himself at the verge of breaking down and yet his powers, ever so connected to his emotions, leave him in an unexpected turn of events.

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    Linda was soaked, missing several hours, and nowhere near where she remembered being last.

    Now, if her boys would just give her the real story...

    [podfic length - 5:52]

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    Regulus is the second son of the Black family. And after the first one presumably died, he has no choice but to be named the next head of his house.
    James is the captain of a pirate ship, who collects refugees, wanderers, and all the outcasts of society on his ship.
    After James is convinced by his first mate to kidnap the young lord, Regulus is reluctant and angry. Unfortunately, as they trample from one plot point to the next, things will be revealed, and feelings will start to...Uhm, feel.

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    "So you're just having a nap under the building that fell on you?!" Nightwing asked the head of curly brown hair sticking out from the rubble.
    "Yeah. It's a nice blanket. Now shut up. You're interrupting my sleep." The kid pulled a brick from next to him, and placed it over his head- dismissing the vigilante.

    Or!!

    The one in which Peter becomes Gotham's mum. Because he has nothing better to do.

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    All Might’s new successor was kidnapped by Humarise. All for One’s son was kidnapped by Humarise. Aizawa witnesses a reckless kid get kidnapped by Humarise. None of them know that they’re looking for the same person, even though they just teamed up to find him.

    OR: The last movie was a great excuse to write about Izuku being kidnapped by a cult that worships quirkless people.

    Podfic of Fear No Evil by katydid.

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    Everyone knows that the Paradisaea and the Vultur Volans are mortal enemies. The Paradisaea, a notorious phantom thief whose acts of magic dazzle and awe any spectators lucky enough to witness their heists, and the child detective destined to catch them, a figure only known as Vultur Volens. A legendary prodigy whose detective skills outmatch even that of the police.
    But sometimes, even the cleverest of minds will miss what is most obvious.
    A Detective Conan/Magic Kaitou AU featuring Kaveh, a phantom thief that always returns what he steals, Alhaitham, a missing scholar masquerading as a child, and their lives spent in the same house, completely ignorant of each other's true identities.

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    The Power of God.
    The Ambition of Men.
    The Drama of Divas.

     

    Say hello to the Divas of the Divine in this Reality Show AU, as seen on Twitter!

     

    This is:
    ✨CATCHING UP WITH THE CURIA✨

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    (Requests are open! Any and all request will be researched so i have some knowledge of what i’m doing)

    Ayyyy, first work of the series 😎

    (WIP - the official book chapters are killing me, i’ll just do my PJO x Animox fanfics)

    Still workshopping the titles, sounds kinda weird, suggestions?

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    A peculiar scrivener from District 7 gets commissioned to work on various steamy stories. Their popularity skyrockets, they get invited to the Capitol, and a new theme for the Quarter Quell gets proposed.

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    A Squid Game high school au chat fic with a miniscule of plot that kinda appears as we go

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    Wrote this with istillwaitattheedgeoftown

    THIS IS MEANT TO BE A JOKE!!!!! WE WROTE THIS JN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS!!!

    Gene, while pregnant with Vinny’s child, finds out a terrible secret phony has

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    A series of one-shots in which various characters transfer to Aldera Middle School, quickly befriend Izuku Midoriya, and help take down his bullies and tormentors.

    Also, there's a TV Tropes page.

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    inspiral (adj.)
    (astronomy) Describing the paths of a pair of astronomical bodies (e.g. binary stars or black holes) that are spiraling in towards each other, losing energy to gravitational waves.

    in which Sirius lives, Harry chills out (relatively), and Ron is forced (by absolutely no one) to pick up the Malfoy-stalking slack.

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    Ron paused with his hand reaching for the bathroom door, debating turning back-- back to dinner and his friends and pretending he saw nothing out of the ordinary.

    He drew in a final, fortifying breath before easing it open. The sound of sobbing -- choking, heaving, desperate -- was no longer muffled by the heavy wood. A high, whiny voice crooned empty platitudes like backing vocals for the world’s most depressing song, and it was with a creeping horror that Ron realized Myrtle wasn’t the one crying.
    . . .

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    A couple different inside jokes I have with my sibling combine into the inspiration for whatever the fuck this will end up being

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    “It’s better if we’re not friends,” Isabella says. “Trust me.”

    “Why not?” Edward persists against his better judgement.

    Isabella looks at him for a long moment.

    “I am going to die within the year. So don’t get attached.”

    ...

    What?

     

    Or in other words:

    The one where the girl (called Isabella Swan this time) keeps getting reborn with the memories of her past life, and is destined to die before her 18th birthday each time. She has made peace with this fact.

    Edward has not.

    Cue a battle romance where one side is resigned to her early death and the other side is fiercely trying to keep her alive against the will of the universe! Vampire propaganda from the vampire that hates being a vampire! Soul magic described through Eldritch horror and D&D terminology!

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    The world is different. It seems smoother for whatever reason.

    You throw the blanket off yourself, shakily standing up.

    Weirdly, it's night. Even more weirdly it's not Toriel who woke you up. Is it not the new Game?

    * (oh &;@#@... where am I?...)

    You sharply turn around, staring at the red pulsing soul hovering above your bed.

    ✧ Encountered the Player!

    You engage red soul in a battle!

    The soul hasn't noticed you yet.

    It seems like they're disoriented.

    A faint melody on piano plays in the distance.
    It's slow. Big pauses as if someone forgot what should go next.

    * Or: crack mixed into serious narrative where Player is a menace, Kris is a dumbass who has no idea how to live with their own autonomy and canonical angst is forgotten in favour of fanfictional angst

    * Or: Kris gets to start a New Game for themselves and Player loses most of the control over them. Unfortunately, they have not a single idea what to do about it. They'll try to do something anyway.

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