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While trying to bring in Ivy after the latest Arkham breakout, Bruce is accidentally dosed with her latest creation - a hallucinogenic spore.
The problem?
He's now convinced that Jason is eleven years old.
And maybe it wouldn't have been much of a problem if Jason wasn't hurt...
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Dead for a Lifetime by TheLustRing
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Tokyo Ghoul, Dead by Daylight (Video Game), Five Nights at Freddy's, Saw (Movies), Silent Hill (Video Game Series)
12 Dec 2025
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The Survivors finally banded together to bring an end to the Entity, and after many years and many forms of attempted Ritual it finally succeeded. All Killers that have a Survivor to link themselves to go home, and those who don't begin to crumble apart just like the realm around them, forever trapped inside.
Kaneki unknowingly hitches a ride back to Resident Evil 4 with Leon, while Springtrap takes hold of Amanda- the closest person to him- and finds himself in the Saw Universe.
Leon and Kaneki make their way to save Ashley together, while getting to know each other along the way.
While Amanda is getting increasingly more and more frustrated attempting to kill Springtrap, while he continues his cruel and awful behavior now in a world without Ghost Kids- or his Own Kids to stop him.
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Ranpos Christmas exposing spree by GrueneZora, ZenFukurou
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
12 Dec 2025
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Ranpo decided that he needs to make a groupchat!! It's the 1st of December and he's planning lots of mischief!!
He adds the whole ADA and many PM members! And the guild! And Karl!!- okay… maybe not him…
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Be ready for a lot of chaos~
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Leech, Queen of Genosha! by Chalice_of_Cum for SlurpMyFatWeen
Fandoms: X-Men '97 (Cartoon 2024)
12 Dec 2025
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Magneto needs a Queen for Genosha, but who will it be?
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Catra takes Glimmer's hand and leaves the Horde. Bright Moon welcomes all ... even the irredeemable. All Catra has to do is survive the council hearing, her memories- and Adora.
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- Part 2 of I'd Choose You In A Heartbeat.
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Harry Potter is so very tired. Of being a pawn. Of playing hero. Of waking up in pain and somehow being blamed for everything.
He’s dealing with Occlumency, nightmares, and a certain dungeon bat when things get... weird. Secrets unravel. Coincidences stop feeling accidental. And Harry is suddenly wielding terrifying magic and attracting questionable mentors.
Then a ritual goes sideways, the Dark Lord makes a disturbingly rational decision involving kidnapping, and everything spirals into political chaos, trauma bonding, and magical misdemeanours.
Now Harry’s juggling school, cursed objects, sketchy allies, and magic that wants to turn cutlery into weapons. The allies are terrified. The Dark Lord is intrigued. And Harry? He’s just trying not to set something on fire.
No promises.⚠️ This fic gets dark—like emotionally devastating, morally questionable, “wow is that therapy or trauma?” kind of dark. Proceed with caution, my loves.
That said... I know what you Tomarry gremlins are like. Y’all see one emotionally constipated Dark Lord and a tragically haunted Boy Who Lived, and suddenly you're frothing at the mouth.
So buckle up, you filthy little angst gremlins. This ride’s gonna hurt. 🖤Series
- Part 1 of The Shadow Series
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Once Upon a Sunny September by daisyisamasie
Fandoms: State SMP | ish's Civilization Series
11 Dec 2025
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Saparata Theria was a normal kid. Well, as normal a kid can get at Hogwarts,
His life at Hogwarts was filled with chaos, friends, magic, a bit of crying, and a whole lot of studying, but he won't trade it for the world.
Oh, did I mention he has a massive crush on his childhood best friend, who is ALSO attending Hogwarts?
Or, a Saparata and Fluixon Hogwarts story, while everyone else suffers through the slow burn.
NOTE: I DO NOT SUPPORT JKR AND HER HORRIBLE VIEWS.
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DEJA-VU: Have you seen this employee?! by Luca_Kim
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
11 Dec 2025
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[Anomaly UKL1D-■■-130666]
Anomaly 130666, "Roe Deer," is an overwhelmingly powerful entity inexplicably convinced it's just another human employee. It's also very friendly!
Daydream Corp's official stance: "Secure a contract! Generous reward! Just be quick!"
The Disaster Bureau's internal directive: "Recruit it to our side! Save it from capitalist exploitation! Help humanity!"
All anyone knows for sure? Tell it it's not human, and you'll be [DELETED].
PRIORITY: MAXIMUM. RECRUITMENT IS MANDATORY. COMPETITION IS FIERCE.
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“You have got to be kidding me,” you mutter under your breath, though your voice sounds foreign to your own ears, slurred and dry.
“Well!” the voice bursts again, too bright, “I’ve never been summoned before, and certainly not like this!”You’ve... what now?
(Or, you summon a deer demon by mistake while drunk and having a manic-depressive episode!)
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#hockeyhusbands by moonstonedaura
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Dec 2025
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shane makes a random return to twitter
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Bunch of youngsters texting i guess
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Danny vs. Poorly Established Ghost Customs & Walker's Pearl-Clutching Grandma Moral Code by Masked_Cactus
Fandoms: Danny Phantom
11 Dec 2025
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Danny already thought he didn't understand ghost customs very well. He certainly doesn't understand them any better when Walker tries to muzzle him.
OR: Danny doesn't understand how ghost sex works and no one has bothered to explain those customs to him. When his tongue falls out as part of "ghost puberty," he suddenly is getting way more info about it than he ever wanted. Walker just assume since Danny's mom is a portal, clearly he wasn't raised right and needs someone to stop him from knocking some poor ghost up.
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I didn't want to eat with him, but I didn't have a choice... by leoslullaby for STEPKNEEBOI 😊
Fandoms: Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends, Thomas' Dreamy Misadventures (Web Series)
11 Dec 2025
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Original meme for context:
https://youtube.com/shorts/WodONRjOE38?si=JL4dVP2ZnKR9CslzSeries
- Part 8 of tdm train yaoi
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Will figures out that Hannibal is the Chesapeake Ripper in the middle of dinner. Unable to stop himself, hysterical laughter is the only response he can give - this soon devolves into the two men circling each other, testing the limits of their new-found reality.
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Upon the death of the Patriarch, Su Mu Yu shakes the martial arts world with a single declaration: Dark River is the reborn Wujian City. Instead of becoming the new Patriarch, Su Chang He finds himself named Sect Leader by Zhuo Yue An. Disciples, formerly assassins, bow before them. Soul Reaper's Hall is the Honored Elders Hall. All these things, Yue An insists without faltering or blinking, are now true.
Zhuo Yue An, formerly Su Mu Yu, does not lead Dark River to the Other Shore. Instead, he shoves the new Wujian City and all in it straight into the light, and to the utter bafflement and disbelief of others, it works.
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A human. It was a real, living, breathing human. He stared, eyes bulging. When was the last time he saw a human? It had to have been just before Earth’s destruction. Trillions—no, quintillions—of years had passed since Earth was consumed by the Sun, and yet here was a human, alive and well. A human, standing there before him under a soft, blue sky.
Earth. He was back on Earth.
The Master of Death couldn't help it. He laughed.
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Left in darkness at the end of time, the Master of Death had been waiting for Death to finally reap his old soul. That is, at least, until he fell through a black hole's event horizon and woke up in Petunia Dursley's garden.
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Do you think the universe fights for souls to be together? (Some things are too strange and strong to be coincidences) by tinyblueberry
Fandoms: Top Gun (Movies)
11 Dec 2025
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"Bradley, do you remember when you asked why things between me and Seresin got kind of weird?"
"Obviously Natasha, it was only three weeks ago, and you said it's all in my head."
"I lied. He asked me if I was adopted, because after finding out we share birthday, he thought there was a tiny chance I might be his long lost twin. I told him I wasn't adopted, and he asked me not to tell anyone about it."
"Wait, why are you telling me this now?"
"Turns out I didn't know I actually was adopted. Now I think I might be Seresin's long lost twin." Before he could ask she added. "I'm not joking."
Jake and Natasha find out they're twins during their first year at USNA. Their biological mother is Charlie Blackwood, and Bradley fears he might know who the father is.
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Confessions and Caves and Discombobulating Madness by wickedwitchflungoutofspace
Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
11 Dec 2025
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Miranda is waiting for Andrea to wake up after surgery but then makes a whole bunch of discoveries about her not so innocent assistant.
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This is what I get for being too nice, was Bucks first thought. God forbid he goes out and does a nice deed.
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zombie apocalypse au
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Cookies, Cannibalism and Crystals (A Cookie Run: Kingdom SI) by Vauschen
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
11 Dec 2025
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Ollie's got way more problems than she needs: college isn't treating her well, she's got an addiction to Thai tea, and there's not enough time for her to enjoy doing what she loves most- being a lazy bum. And to make matters worse, she dies right before she can enjoy her winter break by gambling away at a new game that her friends reccomended - Cookie Run Kingdom.
Luckily for her, she's given a new chance at life. UNluckily for her, she's tossed directly into the game she was playing, with only her laptop as information on the lore and a hunger that won't stop gnawing at her mind.
How's she going to get out of this alive when she barely knows anything?!
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