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you hope he's a benevolent god
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A oneshot request book! Go wild!
-*Requests: CLOSED*-
Alternatively Titled: Let’s Fill Some Buckets
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- Part 2 of Request Books
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With Hal's declaration of love, everything becomes a lot more complicated than it was before.
It makes it even more complicated that Dirk doesn't seem to mind it.
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- Part 2 of Bittersweet
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sniffles and sobs wheres the blood and torture
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You don’t have an excuse to keep the poker face up. No one is here. You try to breathe and your breath catches in your throat. The apartment is a hotbed of emotions. The fear that the kid was talking about is everywhere in this apartment. In the carpet. Releasing spores like one of those fucked up games, trying to suffocate you. Cal isn’t here to numb you. Cal isn’t here to make you okay with living in this. With living like this. You can’t keep feeling like this. You need it to stop.
It's finally heeereee read the other works in the series if you haven't. The bro in this is ooc because previous fics were so I could work up to this.
Title inspired by song of the same name.Series
- Part 6 of Bro is the Brotherrr
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Dave Strider gets a new job as a bodyguard for the troll ambassador, Karkat Vantas - also known as 'The Mediator'.
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Your relationship is like a train wreck, but the train keeps on chugging even though it is most definitely on fire; your friends watch from the sidelines in horrified awe but even they can’t deny that it’s working.
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James Bondage XIII: THIS FuCKING SHIT by liasangria, thescyfychannel for FVNHAUS
Fandoms: Homestuck
12 Jun 2025
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THERE ARE TIMES. IN EVERY VILLAIN'S LIFE. WHEN YOu REALIZE.
YOu SHOuLD HAVE JuST. uSED THE FuCKING. SHRINK RAY.- Language:
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Dirk and Dave Strider had their lives uprooted suddenly when their little family unit with their older brother was targeted by the patriarch of the Harley demon hunters. Though both had hidden and run, they always felt that overlying shadow of the hunters tracking them down. It forced Dirk to take on the role of guardian to Dave, getting them a new home, putting Dave in a human like he wanted. And though they managed to carve out their own little life, Dirk can't feel safe while Harley senior is still alive, probably teaching his grandchildren and whoever else about the two demons they still needed to send to hell. That is, until Dirk meets a demon hunter reject of theirs that just might be his in.
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Karkat Vantas is a fairly well known Let's Player on Youtube, though not really well known to the point of certain other Youtubers (none of which we will name.)
Dave Strider is a makeup artist on Youtube, and has no idea why he, as a boy who can barely tolerate light as is, chose this line of work.
Both of them are broke, and Karkat just happens to have a spare room.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Cute!!
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welcome to “getting over yourself” city, the state capital of FRIENDSHIP <3 <3 by calware
Fandoms: Homestuck
26 Mar 2023
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TT: Hey. This is Kanaya, right?
GA: Yes
GA: And You Are Dirk On Account Of Your Handle
GA: Assuming All Human Relatives Share The Same Trend Of Copying Each Others Letter Sandwiches
TT: Letter Sandwiches?
GA: Sorry I Mean Initials
GA: Two Letters Sandwiched Together
TT: Oh, right. It’s been a while since I’ve brushed up again on my Alternian vocabulary.
GA: Its Not A Troll Term Its Just What I Like To Call It
TT: Oh. Okay.--
Dirk Strider attempts to socialize.
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It takes a village to help Karkat Vantas, the troll least suitable to being a rainbow drinker, acquire one (1) thrall to feed from. Problem is, Karkat doesn't really like anyone enough to enthrall them.
Totally unrelated to that in every way, Karkat is saddled with a truly embarrassing crush on his next door neighbor, the working musician that Karkat spends most of his nights listening to through their shared wall.
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oh they are so pathetic i kinds want to put them inside a blender
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Pelican Poems by gossamerautachiria
Fandoms: Homestuck, House of Leaves - Mark Z. Danielewski
20 Jun 2025
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Jake English is a new home-owner in sunny Virginia, and Dirk gets a call to help him with a bit of a construction issue. A new crawlspace in his home he assures him he's never seen before. His Autoresponder tags along.
Non sum qualis eram.
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Bustin' Makes Me Feel Good: Masculinity, Sexuality, and Gendered Imagery in Ghostbusters (1984) by turntechnodhead
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 Jun 2020
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Since you’re a grown man, you only spend, like, five minutes complaining. What are you going to do, not graduate over three credits? No way. But you’re kind of irritated, because you’ve had your classes picked since June, and you’re also kind of embarrassed, because you’ve never taken anything in the social science department before, so you’ll be taking a 100-level as a senior.
Reading the course list over your shoulder, Dave points at the screen. “Dude, if you took this one, you’d have Dirk for a TA.”
“That one?” The course title - Gender, Sexuality, and Media - doesn’t track with your idea of Dave’s brother at all. “Why?”
“He’s doing a sociology Master's.”
“No, I know that,” you say. “I just didn’t think sociology was, like-” You pause. “I didn’t know he was doing gender and sexuality stuff.”
“Oh.” Dave shrugs. “Yeah, that’s his specialization.”-
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"Who are you trying to find?" he asks casually, quickly folding his wing in to avoid hitting a passing woman. "Y'know where they live? It might be easier than hitting up the cops." He blinks, blank eyes widening in alarm as he adds, "Unless they're a criminal? Shit, what did they do?"
"He doesn't live here." It's said with that same careful neutrality, Dirk trying to hide the intensity of his emotions. "He's not a criminal either. I was trying to find him but..." he doesn't exist in any way I can find him. He's right behind me and doesn't remember anything. He's dead.
Dirk doesn't say any of that, just shakes his head and leads them back to his apartment.
"...Do you want to hear a story? It's one written for the boy I'm trying to find."
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Ten years ago, Dirk Strider made it out of his abusive home. Ten years ago, Dirk Strider promised himself he'd help his brother do the same.
Ten minutes ago, he found his brother's ghost.
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Karkat Vantas has escaped Alternia, and landed himself in a brand new problem. To pay his way to Earth, he takes a contract with the Undying Umbra as an assassin and wetwork generalist.
With a pricetag assigned to his life, Karkat assumes he just has to work his way out. Day by day, job by job, he's going to claw his way out from Under The Table.
Then: He meets his handler, Dave Strider.
And things get complicated. Like, really fucking complicated.
NOW COMPLETE!
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Rose sends out an SOS. She has a plan for taking Dirk down.
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I'll Be Your Android Girl (I stare you down and take your only guise) by Caracalliope
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Sep 2024
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100 words of fucking your brother to piss off your dad!
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In Which John Egbert is Allowed to Feel Rage for Once in his Life by bewarethepurpleone
Fandoms: Homestuck
14 Jun 2025
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John stared at the eyeless muse, waiting for her to crack a joke or at least a smile. Something to let the poor kid know that this wasn't what was actually waiting for him--for all of them--so close to the end of the game. No such solace came, and a dull memory began to flicker in the back of the teenager's head, one that burned hot for just a moment before fading quietly into a migraine waiting to happen. A memory of himself and his ectobiological sister. And a movie he hadn't realized was as AWFUL as it was.
"So, is being a shitty writer a requirement for cherubs, or is it a family trait?"
The Heir of Breath is recruited by Alternate Calliope to help ensure Homestuck^2 never happens. The clearest way to make it work is to force the game to run a patch before its completion, but it will require a lot of work on John's end, and the results are something no one but Alt Calliope and her increasingly fed up editor could have expected. John has never felt closer to the Makaras, and as time goes on, the feelings start to be reciprocated.
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- Part 1 of Patchstuck
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I love these little gay FUCKS (((o(*°▽°*)o)))
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Dirk Strider is highly susceptible to rope space, especially in the hands of Jake English.
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Very good shibari story
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Your run of the mill average American sitcom about life, love, incredible violence and family.
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Chap. 2