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My Muse: Variations on Fiendish Love by Calorum, ZephrunsImperium
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
24 Jul 2025
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A Gravity Falls High School AU, but make it 80s Satanic Panic! High schooler Bill Cipher needs somebody to help him with a musical spell that will end all his troubles and Stanford Pines looks like just the freak to do it. If only his brother Stanley and his best friend Fiddleford would stay out of his way, they could have it all with a single tune.
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Bill sees through Stanford and Stanley's switcheroo and Ford has to come up with a new plan on the fly, so he gives Bill the only thing he can think of, the only thing that he thinks Bill would want other than ruling the world… himself! This fanfic is partly inspired by Beauty and the Beast
“Please Bill, I'm sorry.. I'll do anything.. Please, just don't hurt him…. I will give you anything… Other than the equation.”
“That's the only thing I need,” Bill snaps.
Ford thinks about it for a moment. He has no other options, no leverage in this situation… Except….
“I'll give you me.”Beta readers: Kuiper, friends from school(They don't have accounts).
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It was a warm summer night, you stumbled out of one of the various clubs you spent your nights partying in. You were abandoned by your friends and left to fend for yourself in the sketchy part of town. You reluctantly pulled out your phone and began to look for a ride home when suddenly you were struck by a car....
Or were you....
When you opened your eyes, you were greeted by a familiar face..... and in that moment, your life had changed forever.
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You need your sticky notes that you let Ford borrow and you walk in on him doing something.. Not so appropriate... Let's just say that in the end he discovers that he has a breeding kink..
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- English
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- 1,191
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- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 7
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A stream of FiddAuthor college life to the early days of Gravity Falls, including but not limited to DD&MD and homemade moonshine.
Originally a oneshot, but it got kinda cute. Individual chapters can be read standalone when they're out!
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Stanley Pines gets six calls from Stanford's lab partner (atleast that's what he says he is) this month. Each call, the said lab partner tries to convince him into coming to visit Stanford's place.
Stan refuses 6 times. For the 7th time Stan is finally convinced.
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aka
Bill, the manipulator, lies to Stan and oblivious Stan eats it up
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Ford vowed to take every physics class at Backupsmore University. He didn't realize that this included a Physics for Elementary Education Majors class. He looks down on them, seeing them as dull-minded and far less intelligent than him, content to do arts and crafts and play with kids all day. Then, he finds someone who is likeminded to him, there of all places.
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"Stanford had never once stopped to think that Bill Cipher had ever been a child.
Ever been anything more than a cruel, sadistic, monster who had ruined the lives of billions across the multiverse.
Who had ruined, or tried to ruin his own life.
But now, over a trillion years in the past, looking down at a little triangle with no cruelty yet in his one eye, he finally truly considered the possibility."OR Ford Pines goes back and time to see Baby Billy.
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Stanford Pines was born with six fingers. Throughout his life this fact caused him much pain and hardship, can his family teach him that it's okay to be different?
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All of Stan's life, something has been missing. How long will it take for her to figure it out? Wait, her?! That's right! Transfem Stan! Aka me just projecting my gender issues onto Stan!
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There was a prophecy.
It was long awaited by everyone across the multiverse; finally, the Axolotl would discuss the infamous Bill Cipher.
What no one took into account, however, was that maybe they wouldn’t like it. And usually when people don’t like things, they tend to try to change them.
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The Pirates of Penzance set in the Gravity Falls multiverse as one of Ford's adventures!
Stan is a pirate king, Ford impersonates a major-general, and Mermando meets a beautiful girl named Mabel. It's loosely following the movie's plot with whatever added elements I thought would be funny. -
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Ford is shoved into a locker with someone else already being inside.
He hates it.
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or Billford college rivals AU yeyyy
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Although Ford is reluctant to acknowledge it, he experiences a profound sense of longing for the psychopathic demon, which you would call the phenomenon of ‘’missing someone’’. The genius is afflicted by emptiness where his heart should be, a feeling that causes him considerable distress. He does not want to confront this absence, particularly in the context of his past relationship with Bill Cipher, who exhibited a striking lack of empathy and nearly brought the World to its downfall. This raises the question: Why is Ford missing Bill Cipher so much and why does he continue to occupy a prominent position in his imagination?
(Takes place before weirdmaggedon events, what if Stanford missed his old relationship with Bill ?)
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What if Euclidia was never destroyed? What If Bill had done things differently?
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An au in which euclidia was never destroyed and Bill finds out what a horrible person he is in every other timeline.
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A destination wedding with your boyfriend’s notoriously eccentric family—what could possibly go wrong?
Turns out, 'everything' is the right answer.
A trip to the countryside seems to be a well earned rest, that is until your ex shows up as the bride sister's plus one out of pure coincidence.
What was supposed to be a relaxing but fun event turns into a competition real fast, and it's hard to focus on the good parts when the man that tried to ruin your life wants to win you back. Fortunately, Ford doesn't back down easily.
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Who's the cute boy with the wide brown eyes and the big bad *mm?*
You're ovulating. Your husband is Ford Pines. What else is there to say?
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i wanna die so i can taste your name on my final breath by Anonymous
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
12 Jun 2025
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umm. um. ford jacks off to bills statue in his creepy shrine. hes a freak
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- Part 10 of freaky billford fics
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What if after the incredible night of karaoke and drinking, Bill and Ford found out they were expecting a baby.
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After Stan is cursed to become a mermaid anytime liquid touches him he thought that was going to be his lowest moment. Then some drugged out old man mistakes him for Ford and leaves him with some cursed looking book.
Now he has to drive cross country to his twin and avoid Ford finding out his newest failure. On top of it all, he has one hell of a cold developing.
Feverish, scared of water, mouth waters at the idea of hot food... this sounds like the symptoms of something.