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how good of a parent can a triangle be? spoiler alert: not too bad! by confettiparties
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
19 Jun 2025
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‘the beast with one eye,
refused the choice to dieto escape this embassy,
he’ll have to learn empathythis feeling will be learned,
from a child who was spurnedto acquit being errant,
he’ll have to become a parentspend his life on earth,
we hope for a rebirthtwo triangles not so different,
one belligerent and one diffidentone way to absolve his crime,
a different form, a different time.’OR
bill cipher doesn’t care about empathy—and apparently that’s a problem in the theraprisms eyes!
so, with no other choice; he gets sent off to live out the rest of his life as a mortal on earth. boring detective job, boring house, boring gravity falls!
but, he learns that whats not so boring is being a parent—it’s also not for the weak!
(updates every thursday & friday!)
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Would you fall in love with me again? [ABANDONED] by hurtkatze_o_o
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
18 Jun 2025
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It's epic the musical but gravity falls, I'm not really good at summaries so I apologize... In this AU Ford is married to Bill and they basically rule the nightmare realm. They take care of Dipper and Mabel occasionally, those 2 playing the role of Telemachus. Yes the tag says "evil ford pines" he's not ACTUALLY evil... that's for gleeful
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Stan was a grumpy old man with a sense of humor that made Mabel like him immediately, and Ford seemed to be a more level headed intellectual with six fingers who disappeared to tend to his “research” more often then not. So far they both seemed fine. Stan was a little annoying but he could deal with it and Ford. Dipper wasn’t afraid to admit that he thought Ford was cool and he wanted to get to know him.
Then there was their Uncle Bill, Fords husband.
He didn’t know HOW to feel about Bill, who despite having white roots in his black and yellow hair and wrinkles around the corners of his mouth had insisted he wasn’t old enough to be a Great Uncle with a unnerving grin. He’d been observing him for a while, his weird behaviors and mannerisms. He’d once watched him pour Pitt Cola into his eye for fun, only to be chastised by Great Uncle Ford. He was convinced he wasn’t human.
He’d shared his theories with Mabel but she’d scoffed and told him to stop ruining their summer with his crazy conspiracies. She was more focused on the idea of a summer romance, while he was subtly taking notes on his so called “Uncle.”
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Not all anomalies are contained within the borders of Gravity Falls. Sometimes the strange, the mysterious, and the dangerous could be found somewhere else. Stan and Ford might have a great deal of experience with weirdness, but that does not mean that they are invincible. And a chance encounter with something old and predatory left one of them fighting for his life.
And while Bill does not regret his new life in most circumstances, reincarnation meant that he was essentially human and limited in countless ways. Which meant that when disaster struck the Pines family, he could not immediately fix the problem. He was powerless as any other human. And that feeling of helplessness was terrifying. Almost as terrifying as the idea that they wouldn't be able to stop what was happening.
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- Part 3 of Some Sunny Day
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“You intrigue me, Pinetree.”
“Intrigue? Last time you said I ‘impressed’ you.” He raised an eyebrow in response. “I don’t trust you, Bill. Not after that.”
Bill shrugged again, twirling a cane out of nowhere and leaning on it as he spoke. “Impressed, intrigue, fascinate. It’s all the same to me.”So having a relationship with a homicidal isosceles triangle who previously possessed his body was not on Dipper’s to-do list this summer at all. But like everything else that’s occurred this summer, this was probably one of the weirder things to have happened. Dealing with Bill is like teaching a cat how to swim; it's not that you couldn't, more of if you should.
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- Part 1 of Dreams of Nightmares
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Bill learns that he is pregnant. It is the hardest thing he experiences.
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Dipper had lived in Gravity Falls since he was twelve and had learned from his Grunkles Ford and Stan to doubt almost everything. In a town that loved its secrets, the only constant truth in the Dipper’s life was The Machine—a research organization turned quasi-government which protected the cryptids in Gravity Falls by any means necessary. Growing up, he always dreamed to one day be a researcher for the machine like his Grunkle Ford.
But by the time he finally earned his rank as a senior agent, a resistance leader with a sharp tongue threatens to upheave everything that Dipper once stood for.
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What if after the incredible night of karaoke and drinking, Bill and Ford found out they were expecting a baby.
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you said, "it's so beautiful it hurts," by i_spilled_orange_juice
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
06 Jun 2025
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Bill Cipher is alive and no one is happy about it.
Bill Cipher is alive and he is going to start Weirdmageddon 2.0. (Just as soon as he gets his powers back but he'd rather no one talk about it, thank you very much)
Bill Cipher is alive and he is not going to rely on Ford or the Axolotl to give him his powers back.
Bill Cipher is alive and he is definitely not going to "redeem" himself.
(aka, Bill Cipher redemption AU.)
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After the events of Weirdmageddon, Mabel starts changing. On the eve of Halloween, she goes to sleep and wakes up with images of an Axolotl flickering behind her eyelids. With a new body, Mabel has to navigate the ever-changing landscape around her and runs across someone she would rather not see again.
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The twins return to the town of Gravity Falls after five long years, only to find that the town has changed so much and that there are many new faces, though one boy stands out the most and reminds them of the demon of the past that they thought they killed for good.
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After sailing the sea with their Grunkle Stan for a couple of months, the Pines twins are now returning home. Regardless, a dilemma occurs when Captain Bill Cipher passes by their ship, becoming infatuated with his soon to be Pinetree.
*This fanfiction is currently under renovations until I post the final chapter*
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Stanford Pines has been used to being weird, an outcast, alone for most of his life. Even if that isn't true. So when two men find him alluring, and dare to care about him, he can only wonder when it'll all be pulled from underneath him. An implosion started by seeing his brother again, with Bill and Fiddleford learning just why the two don't talk. One that leaves Ford worse off than when he started college.
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Bill makes a deal with Ford, wanting to trick him into helping him take over the universe but things go upside down and sideways when a new variable is thrown into the mix, he is falling hard for the curious mortal and doesn't know how to handle in. Fluff and pining ensue.
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Bill Cipher, forced to spend his days in the cosmic therapy jail that is the Theraprism, is convinced anything is better than this.
He had told the Axolotl himself that he could survive (almost) every trial that frilly guppy gave him! He'd jump at any opportunity to prove himself ready for reincarnation if it meant skipping out on the rest of group therapy. So when the Axolotl proposes another trial, Bill takes the bait faster than a starving fish.
Turns out that the Axolotl is very bad at making up trials. Becoming a single parent is surprisingly even harder than therapy, Bill thinks.
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Or Bill becomes a wine mom parent to a child called Pyramid Steve and subsequently reincarnated. He hates it but parenthood has no time for that.
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A crossover between two different fanfics:
Illusion IS Reality, by Mizuuma
The Life and Times of Sebastian Pines/The Demon Under the Eyepatch, by BlueFrosty27
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Mostly gen with some random NSFW segments thrown in for fun
Bluefrosty: To traumatize me!
Mizuuma: (ᗒᗨᗕ)
(There'll be warnings to protect innocent minds, if you don't want the explicit version, the censored one will be posted in Fanfiction.net)
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The story follows Seb's life after Gravity Falls, it has character development thrown in with a dash of slow burn romance and more adventures for the Pines family!
Old characters will come back, new characters will make an appearance, all to accompany Seb through the rest of his journey as a human :3And maybe having an All Powerful Demon God as a little sister can help make that journey easier.
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- Part 2 of Illusion IS Reality
- Part 4 of Pines Triplets AU
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It felt like Bill’s entire existence was defined by him accomplishing things that should be impossible, for good or ill.
It should have been impossible to have been born and survived; his single eye in the middle of his body instead of a pair on opposite edges and all of his organs getting shoved around to accommodate that rather major change shouldn’t have worked. It should have been impossible to see the stars and the third dimension. It should have been impossible to show all of Euclydia those beautiful and impossible stars and everything that surrounded their dimension.
...All right, that impossibility did end fairly badly, but he did accomplish it.
It should have been impossible to take over the Nightmare Realm. It should have been impossible to slow the destabilization of the Nightmare Realm enough to give them time to find a solution. It should have been impossible to find and convince any of the humans to build an interdimensional portal. And even if he could manipulate one, it should have been impossible to find one capable of putting together the technology to actually succeed.
It should have been impossible for a night of karaoke and drinks in Ford’s mind to have any actual consequences…
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With everyone returning to Gravity Falls during Spring Break for Soos and Melody's wedding, they should have expected at least a little chaos. But they would have expected it to be something like gnomes trying to kidnap the bride or maybe someone from the future coming back to interrupt the ceremony. A portal abruptly opening up and dragging them to another dimension wasn't on the list.
But Ford recognized the dimension as one he'd visited before. He'd described it as a "better world" in his brief Journal entry. And while they sort out the return trip, which should not be that difficult with their working portal, there shouldn't be much harm in showing his family around. He might even be able to learn a few more things about the place; the last time he'd spent most of his visit in an isolated lab working on the Quantum Destabilizer with the parallel dimensional version of Fiddleford.
Though it became clear rather quickly that it might not be a "better world" in the ways that mattered. And they also realized that they should definitely hide the fact that Bill had reincarnated into a human and was currently with them.
It might also be best not to mention that Bill and Ford were together.
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- Part 2 of Some Sunny Day
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Destiny Written With Golden Ink by potato_has_an_existential_crisis
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
21 Apr 2025
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"Divinity says destiny can't be earned or returned"
If you had ask Bill three trillion and three years ago, what was the place where he felt fully happy, he might have responded a name of some random bar in some random dimension.
If you ask Bill now, what was the place where he felt fullly happy, he would tell you about a shack in the middle of the forest, hidden in the middle of nowhere in Oregon, surrounded with a bunch of stubborn people he should hate (people that had every right to hate him), people that, despite all the odds, had given him something he hadn't have in a long time, a home, an actual full of life home. No matter how much his treacherous selfish heart wants more, he's content, he's back into Ford's life, he lives in a dimension that's not actively collapsing on itself, has a warm bed and a cozy home to come back to every day. He's very much happy to resing himself to this life.
That is, of course, until a version of the man he spent trillions of years pinning for appears out of nowhere, and somehow, nothing and everything has change
Or, Season Two Ford gets accidently yeeted to a future where he's roomates with his worst enemy and is going to make it everyone else's problem.
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- Part 1 of Can you really choose a destiny?
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What if, instead of reincarnation, Bill's essence was transferred into an offline Disassembly Drone abandoned on Copper 9? How convenient. Now, after the inhabitants’ hard-fought victory, Bill finds himself on Copper 9. What will he do in this unfamiliar world, and how will he return to Gravity Falls? Only time will tell.
Also, reading it might help you figure it out :3
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- Part 1 of 𝗖𝗥𝗢𝗦𝗦𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗥 𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗦