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PART TWO OF REMEDIAL INSANITY. But feel free to read without part one, it should still make sense!
The part where Bill returns to Gravity Falls! A comedic and mostly wholesome fix-it fic for BillFord =) Named after the Lake of Tears song.
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- Part 2 of Remedial Insanity.
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Bill came back on earth, in a human body gave by the Axolotl, because they sow Bill getting only worse, from a chaos to depressed kinda way.
He lost his life, his purpose, his family abd dimension is long gone, so...
There are going to be modifications to his story, like he have a kid, but I'm not spoiling now :P
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When Ford makes a dangerous alliance in his quest for vengeance, it backfires spectacularly and he ends up even worse off than he was- still on the run across dimensions, but now joined by an even-less-stable-than-usual Bill Cipher in a grudging and temporary truce.
(Original working title: Bill and Ford's Interdimensional Abortion Roadtrip!) -
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When one door closes another one opens.
What are a couple of people down on their luck going to do with it?
Well, neither Bill or Stan have ever been good at problem solving.
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not an end, but the start of all things that are left to do by Anonymous
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
04 Sep 2025
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ford and bill go on a date on their anniversary. bill doesnt know how to shut up.
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- Part 13 of freaky billford fics
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Bill doesn’t know what’s real or not anymore.
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I'm doing Kinktober, I'm just genna try my best lol
Basically the A-Z of the Mystery Trio having Bill as their husband and just use him as a fuck toy and cum dump.
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- Part 2 of Gravity Falls Fics
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Ford's been doing really well holding himself back.
When Bill first arrived, the first thing Ford noticed about his human form is that it's tiny. At least, compared to Ford.
Skinny little thing with a pretty face, how can he not be attracted to him?
is the title a britney spears reference? maybe
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- Part 12 of freaky billford fics
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Bill was not allowed to drink, but that did not stop him from finding the alcohol and making an idiot out of himself anyways.
[Takes place literally 30+ chapters in, so major spoilers for the rest of my fic]
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- Part 2 of Shadow on the Wall
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Goddamnit Bill This is Why we Can't Have Nice Things (Like Boundaries) by Putridsloplvr69
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
17 Jul 2025
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"What are you doing down there? Checking me for signs of STDs?" Bill nudges Ford from his thoughts with his foot. "It's sweet of you to assume I've been getting any since I came to this hell on Earth, but I'm clean."
Ford glares, scowling. "I'm simply doing what I said I would do; I'm examining."
"Well examine a little further."
Stupid thing I spent way too long on in which Ford puts his doctorates to good use and becomes a gynecologist.
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bill has to make money somehow, since he isnt paid at the mystery shack. so he starts making porn videos. ford finds them. gulp.
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- Part 11 of freaky billford fics
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Billford smut shots
Used to be just one chapter but I changed my mind 💗
Updates are slow (sometimes)
On temp hiatus for now, I'll update soon.
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i wanna die so i can taste your name on my final breath by Anonymous
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
12 Jun 2025
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umm. um. ford jacks off to bills statue in his creepy shrine. hes a freak
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- Part 10 of freaky billford fics
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Bill asks Ford for a demonstration in human reproduction.
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He turned back to his Muse, let his eyes trace Bill’s form again and again. Gagged by Steve’s powers, all Bill could do was moan and writhe under them, desperate for touch. Awe and wonder welled up in Ford’s chest, a mirror to the heat growing in his cock. As far as he knew, he was the only mortal to ever witness his Muse like this. A being so powerful, rendered so needy. So breathtakingly gorgeous.
Steve’s eye was still locked to Bill, drinking in every reaction. Ford wondered again how Steve could appear so unaffected by the scene before him.
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Ford, Bill, and Steve get freaky
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Ford Pines has lived in Gravity Falls for over half of his life already, and so you could imagine his surprise when an old high school friend from Jersey shows up on his doorstep after seeing his ad online saying there were rooms for rent. As they catch up, he introduces Ford to his son, Bill, a fiery 18 year old who does anything to get his way. Ford tries his best to ignore him, but Bill makes it far too hard when he's constantly stroking his ego and.. other things as well.
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Yet another fic where Ford is sexually frustrated and Bill makes it even worse <3
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- Part 5 of Billford Fics!
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Bill gets sent to Gravity Falls, gets trapped in a human body, and suffers. He gets taken in by the people who killed him. The last thing he wants is to go back to Therapism so he attempts to survive in this horrible overstimulating nightmare. The only one who knows his secret is Mabel, who is willing to keep it until he recovers from his injuries.
He learns to be human, to be better, and to appreciate the things and people that he had attempted to destroy. A time will come where he will live rather than survive.
(There will be trigger warnings at the beginning of the chapters that need them!)
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ford specifically tells bill not to step in the poisonous grass. what does he do? fall in it. the side effects are less than ideal
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- Part 9 of freaky billford fics
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A collection of ficlet oneshots featured Bill and Stan in various situations without an overarching plot.
Any applicable content warning will be provided at the start of each chapter.Title subject to change when I can think of a better one, or not if I can't.
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stanley plans to kill bill in hopes of getting rid of him for good, and for the safety of his family. bill overhears and decides what to do with his last few hours. (heathers the musical reference hehe)
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- Part 7 of freaky billford fics