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    This fic is a direct continuation of the previous one so go check out part 1 to see the Hazbin Hotel guests get terrorized by a drug that makes them face their sins 👀

    In the aftermath of Sera drugging the hotel with a gas that caused the residents to “face their sins”, the hotel has settled into its partnership with heaven and things are going great. The hotel guests are more connected and more motivated than ever to be redeemed. But between trying to break Alastor’s deal, a new and unexpected guest stirring up trouble, and someone attempting to recreate the gas, there never seems to be any peace.

    Now enter Evalyn, Emily and Charlie have brought her on board to provide therapy for the guests seeking redemption. She’s not quite sure she believes in redemption but when a seraph asks you for a favour you can’t exactly say no.

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    ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨

    ❞ You've ruined me.  ❞

    ❞ One can not ruin what is
    already stained, sweetheart.❞

     

    Status : Ongoing .
    Started : 08.10.24
    Updates : Consistently / whenever I have a chance.

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    Lucifer loves ducks — after all, he created them to bring joy to humanity.
    But what happens when Alastor decides to share that joy with him?

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    "You want me to go make the coffee now? Or should you ask 'George' to do it?" Vox asks, making quotes in the air because he wasn't sure what to call the sentient shadow.

    “George?” Alastor asks, confused for a moment before connecting the admittedly far-apart dots.

    "I don't know what his name is, I just know that there is a personality in there," Vox says with a slight shrug. "Thought you might be tired of me getting all up in your personal space, so figured I'd offer to vacate it for a bit."

    A name..? Alastor never considered it before. It’s not like he discusses his business with others enough for it to be necessary. The master tells the shade to do something, and the shade obeys.

    Well, most of the time.

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    All extras for "Au clair de la Lune" will be posted here ~ Read the main story first then come here for some additional content ;)

    As always, warings will be included in the Notes ~

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    Niffty was a fascinating little conversational partner, and there was nothing that banished the horrors of a mental breakdown and meeting the mother of humanity quite like learning about brand new horrors – albeit of a less personal nature.

    Well, less personal to Alastor, at any rate.

    He nodded politely, one fist propped under his chin as his forkful of pasta went cold in the other, his smile broad and interested. Niffty, for her part, was delighted to have Alastor's undivided attention – and he wondered if he hadn't been neglecting his friendships in favour of his newfound relationship with the man sitting at his side, Lucifer's stolen glances weighty enough that Alastor felt the skin on his back was going to bruise, with how often they were levelled his way.

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    DAY 3 - AROACE APPRECIATION DAY

    For Alastor, cooking and food has always been very important to him. It's an expression of love, and care for the people in your lives. Now that list of loved ones is rather low for him but that doesn't make it any less true.

    He might have this love, and skill, for cooking but that doesn't mean the other residents of the hotel do. They're all, more or less, disasters in the kitchen in one way or another, so he's grown rather protective of it...until they've gradually all been willing to learn and proved they could be trusted with something so important to him.

    (AKA: Alastor cooks with loved ones for the first time in almost a hundred years)

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    A collection of prompts for RadioApple Valentines Week

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    As he reached the kitchen door, he could hear slow music, and a voice humming. As the realization hit him, he cringed. Because it was not Angel coming home late after a long night in the studio. It was Alastor baking in the kitchen.

    Or...

    Exactly what the title says. Alastor makes beingets, they insult each other, and they also talk civilly for a minute or two. (So proud of them!)

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    Autumn was a time of shame, when his body betrayed him and began to hunger for things he'd otherwise find unnecessary. The longer nights altered his sleep cycle, his hormones altered in turn, and he would be left a mess, ravenous for someone to feed his inflamed desires. He ran his dark tongue across his lips, wetting them, “Rut.” The demon wanted to say more, but his mouth snapped shut, thick with distaste for the very idea.

    OR: Alastor's first rut with his girlfriend.

    Please read- I ruined my search history to make the biology accurate.

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    Lucifer didn't usually take part in Charlie's redemption efforts. It wasn't that he didn't want to encourage her – it was just that being around so many people, especially people who clammed up or freaked out at the sight of him – well, it was a little overwhelming.

    Still, after being in the hotel for several months now, he hoped that the residents had at least become used to his existence among them. Like cats who gradually accept the that person feeding them isn't meant to be feared, that they don't need to run and hide under the nearest dresser at the sight of them.

    That analogy got away from him.

    Anyway, the point was – he didn't often involve himself in the group activities, but this was one Alastor had shown an interest in, and Alastor rarely showed an interest (like, a genuine one) in any of Charlie's redemption plans, and Lucifer simply couldn't resist the glint that had flashed in those crimson eyes when he'd found out what the schedule was to be for today.

    Of course – it involved cooking.

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    “And then he has the audacity to be upset?! He brought a weird, ugly little monster into my hotel! I'm the one who gets to be upset!”

    “It was pretty ugly.”

    “So why...!” She stopped pacing to grip the railing. “Why do I...”

    When she didn't continue, he put a hand on her shoulder and supplied, “Feel bad?”

    She nodded.

    “Ain't that just the core of all those gnarly mommy an’ daddy issues?” He withdrew his hand, using all four to pat himself down until he retrieved a pack of cigarettes and a lighter. After he lit one for himself, he held the box out to Charlie, who accepted one after a moment of hesitation. “Would anyone give a shit about these fuckers and their opinions if we weren't wired to?”

    ...

    Charlie doesn't have “daddy issues.” Her daddy- er, her father Lucifer's the one with all the issues!

    A RadioApple Sickfic with special background appearances of BNHA’S Dabi and Hawks.

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    Lucifer pointed at the stove “Yeah I don’t eat sinners and I don’t think most people in this establishment would appreciate being fed that.”

    “You sound as if you've never tried it. It is impolite to insult one's cooking on prejudice alone. I guess it can’t be helped if our king's palate is so refined he can only stomach…” Alastor took pause, regaining his composure and humming to himself as if deep in thought, the radio waves creating a constant buzzing sound in the air “Ah yes pancakes and syrup was it?”

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    So grab a plate, have a taste
    (the flavour's intoxicating)
    I'm still preying on a butcher's vein

     
    Who decided it was a good idea to let the known cannibal prepare all their food?

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    There are many different ways in which a man grows up to be a serial killer. Some are born and they are simply destined to be evil. Some are born good and are made evil. And some are born good and try to stay good, but life has a funny way of knocking them down even when they try to stay on the right path.

    Alastor was born good. His mother raised him to be good. He tried to be a good person. But there is only so much that someone can take before they simply have no choice but to take revenge on those who have wronged them. And so Alastor takes revenge. And at that point he's already destined for Hell. Might as well go down there a legend.

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    Charlie’s newest bonding exercise is proving to be quite the mixed bag. On the one hand, having the hotel inhabitants pair up once a week to cook a meal for everyone is a lovely concept. On the other hand, the results have been disappointingly inconsistent.

    Who does Charlie have paired up to cook next week’s meal? Alastor and Lucifer, of course!

    Set a few weeks after 'Oh, Holy Light' and 'Affliction of the Heart'.

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