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    Here be inedibly incorrect (and sometimes inappropriate) Wenclair for 2025. Within you’ll be subjected to a daily dose of inane humor.

    Definitely contains: Excessive bad puns, (im)mature humor, Enid and Wednesday’s mutually failed attempts at flirting, Bianca Barclay’s eternal exasperation, Yoko Tanaka being a certified funny bitch, Xavier being cruelly ragged on, and more.

    Note: Sundays are a compilation of 3 to 5 shorts.

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    308/366
    Comments:
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    1,660
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    Theo knows the life of a gladiator in Rome means being both spectacle and possession. Famed for his skill in the arena and sought after in the bedchamber, he answers to the Lanista, Titus Atticus, who rents him out to any patron with the coin to pay.

    A no-magic AU set in Ancient Rome, featuring historically accurate depictions of gladiatorial life and weaponry.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    9
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    Step 1: Risk your spot on the basketball team by failing a class.
    Step 2: Flirt with your tutor to try to fix it.
    Step 3: Flunk the flirting and the quiz.
    Step 4: Accidentally fall for said tutor, who looks like he hasn't smiled since dinosaurs went extinct.

    Cheng Xiaoshi didn't plan on catching feelings. He just wanted to pass statistics so he wouldn't get benched from the basketball team. But now, he’s plotting regression equations and calculating the trajectory of Lu Guang’s perfect shoulders— and one of them is certainly his preferred variable in this equation.

    Or, Star Basketball Player: Cheng Xiaoshi’s got a kink for hot nerdy tutors.

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    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
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    16 toons, were trapped in a huge club where the hosts who were once allies, now sinister rave djs as they forced our contestants to take part in multiple torture games in a show inspired by both the multifandom fanganronpas, Total drama and many more inspirations of this fanfic. Who will live? Who will die? And how will they get out of this mess?!

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    6
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    1
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    “Wife,” Sarek steepled his fingers, frowning before nodding slightly to himself, “there is a ritual."

    Amanda squeezed his knee affectionately while rolling her eyes in Jim’s direction. “There always is, my love.” Jim winked back at her.

    “Were you both Vulcans, then upon the sealing of their adult bond you would share a treasured memory of your son’s childhood with his new spouse.”

    “Psi null.” Jim tapped his temple with one finger.

    “But I am not,” said Sarek. “If you permit me, I would join both your minds and allow you to see how Spock, at a mere eight months of age, prevented a diplomatic disaster.”

    Amanda grinned. “You’ll also get to see me when I was young and hot!”

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    1/1
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    Eve & Villanelle resisting, flirting, giving in, avoiding, fighting...hating and loving to pretend to hate how much they don't hate each other

    Detailed, dialogue-driven content, essentially Villaneve and alternate storylines and scenarios spun from the show.

    Antagonistic banter a la Killing Eve Season 1 and 2 inspired.

    —————-OR——————
    Villanelle: *smirks and leans into Eve’s ear whispering* It’s okayyyy Eve. I feel it too...it’s...frustrating eh? I mean it just makes you want to...*Villanelle gives the ends of Eve’s hair, twirled around her fingers, a soft tug*

    Eve: It makes me want to kill you

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    11/?
    Comments:
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    24
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    2
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    Welcome User!

    Congratulations! Due to surprising the Reaper with unprompted self-sacrifice, and unscripted death time.

    The Reaper has bestowed 'Sacrifices Second Chance' onto you. You have been granted a Second Chance.

    Due to positive and negative points accrued throughout your previous life, you have been designated the model [Fixer-Upper], which most closely matches your name, gender, and soul departure time.

    Fixer-Upper (Thadwick Mercer) has been assigned to User (Thadius “Thad” Haven).

    Make sure to adjust this model's projected fate, you don’t surprise the Reaper twice.

    Racial adjustment has been assigned and prompted. Model (Thadwick Mercer) has been re-imaged from Human Interface to Outworlder Interface. Outworlder Racial Gifts have been assigned. To view Racial Gift access Help Desk.

    Help Desk is currently unavailable.

    “Thadwick Mercer?!?” He said out loud. “That A**, from the web-novel? WHAT THE ABSOLUTE F**K!”

    Okay, so he’s not dead, but being Thadwick Mercer isn’t much better. And thus begins one man's journey to escape a fate worse than death.

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    32/?
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    She tosses aside the growing unease, hands quivering as she holds the phone to her ear. “Hello?”

    “Hello, Pearl,” A modulated voice calls down the line, absent of any audible emotion.

    Pearl’s body freezes in place, heart stopping instantly. “Who is this?” She stammers out.

    “Why, I’m just here to say hello!” Cheeriness is present in their word choice but not in their tone. “Don’t you want a friend, Pearl?”

    “I’d rather not,” She laughs nervously. “I’m gonna hang up now!”

    “I wouldn’t do that if I were you.” Immediate menace penetrates their voice, making her shoulder muscles tense and her heart rate pick up to an alarming pace.

    Tears prick at her eyes, practically burning them from their sockets. What kind of sick prank is this?

    Voice trembling, she croaks out, “Why is that?”

    “Because I’m upstairs.”

     

    or: a slasher/murder mystery au centered around the life series cast and their desperate attempts to survive the massacre

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    Chapters:
    7/15
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    517
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    Luigi and his family set off for what they think will be a luxurious vacation, but when the illusion falls, he realizes that nothing is as it seems. What if he can't save everyone this time? And what happens when his fear makes him falter?

    Takes place after The Anthem of a Timeline Lost. ;)

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    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
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    After Kevin Grady erases Clark's memories, Lex is there to look after his boyfriend. The loss hurts, but some things run deeper than memory.

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    1/1
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    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Most people would be extremely upset if their girlfriend turned into a colossal dragon, but most people are not Link. He's just glad to find out she's OK after her fall into darkness, and now he's going to tell everybody that she's back... even the people he probably shouldn't.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
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    Shit parents lead to whatever this is

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    Three girls were bored and looking for something fun to do. After walking around the city for some time, they find themselves at the gate of a large, fancy looking building. The automatic doorbell announcement informs the girls it's a new escape room and they immediately get interested.
    After a moment of waiting, they get inside and are directed to the first room where the game will start from. However, the place isn't exactly what it seems at the first glance, but the game has only begun, and there will be a lot of surprises on the way..

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    48/?
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    Hermione walks into the Hospital Wing for help and accidentally leaves with a tentative ally in someone she least expected. Eventual Dramione

    Chapter titles come from Taylor Swift Lyrics because I have a problem.

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    28,336
    Chapters:
    6/?
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    4
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    1,076
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    A few weeks after roaming around your house, interacting with all you can thanks to the Dateviators, you notice a few stray objects you've seemed to accidentally miss during your earlier days of combing through the house.

    A pair of headphones, with a small charm hanging from it atop the office bookshelf.

    Bunches of art supplies from your creative phase of life, safely stashed away in the attic.

    A blender on the kitchen counter, plugged in, waiting to be used.

    A dreamcatcher hanging above your nightstand, peacefully looming over you, diligently trying to protect you from your nightmares so they can bring sweet dreams after.

    ...You know the drill well at this point. Shoot some beams at them and see what happens from there.

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    INTRODUCTIONS: Chapters 1-5
    Route Work: 6 and onward for now.
    Love Routes completed: 2 of 5

    -----

    UPDATES EVERY SUNDAY!!!

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    Chapters:
    19/?
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    4
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    After an unexpected mess-up with warping with the Azorecrack due to it being damaged, Ragnus ends up in a world that's quite different to the ones he knows. There's magic, monsters, and quests to be had...and a Schezo that's quite different to the one Ragnus has come to know and love.

    All he has to do is get the Azorecrack repaired so he can use it to his heart's content, but his feelings for Schezo and the existence of this other Schezo is proving to make it quite the feat.

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    72,910
    Chapters:
    17/30
    Comments:
    39
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    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    299
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    Old habits died hard so what Celine did was walk down the hall to Mira's room just as the door swung open to reveal a wide-eyed and startled Zoey.

    Zoey's buns had fallen apart, she was wearing Mira's glasses askew and one of Rumi's night shirts hung loosely on her frame.

    Zoey glanced behind her, then back at Celine, "This isn't what it looks like!"

    Rumi covered her face with both of her hands as Mira said, "Twister got out of hand."

    Or, Celine picks the wrong time to visit the girls and then things escalate.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
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    662
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    65
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    5,614
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    AU-ish. Let's say that it's not Kaito's mother who was Phantom Lady but it was Aoko's mom. What can Aoko do when she discovered her mom secret identity and the fact that her death was not an accident caused by some random shooter but died on the heist she had been cohosting with Kaitō Kid? Can Aoko's world be shattered? Or maybe there is something in her DNA that could ease the blow? Or maybe... maybe since the time Kaitō Kid practically saved her life during this Sun Holo heist Aoko's rights and wrongs were not so strict any more? Could she tell anything about it to her father who had been suffering from midlife crisis? And how about her friend?

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    88,566
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    30
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    73
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    1,357
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    This is a space for my drabbles and short form writings to live. Some may be used as jumping off points for other work, in which case I will link to the related piece/s in the corresponding chapter notes. But let’s not get ahead of ourselves!

    Chapter 1 is just a Contents table that I’ll update as I go (if I remember). I’ll list the pairing/s, rating, and key tags/content warnings for each story in the summary of its chapter.

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    4,010
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    8
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    46
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    4
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    1,425
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    It's the latest in romantic gestures - the old Galarian legend: give the person you like an Applin and you'll be together forever.

    It's the latest in Raihan's major causes of stress - he hates all the attention the Applin rumour is getting.

    ...Raihan is also a giant hypocrite.

    (Raihan's other major cause of stress? Leon. With Raihan, everything in his life always comes back to Leon.)

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    35,042
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2,118

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