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Is this normal? He’s never cared so much about anyone in his life. Robot or human, they all have passed through him like apparitions; he’s remained unchanged by them. Who he is, what he’s composed of, the bits and pieces that create him, he’s always put above anything else; Bender’s too amazing to be influenced by anyone. And yet this idiotic meatbag is solid, the first touch Bender has felt. Warm, unlike the metallic husk Bender resides in, with hands that can grab onto him, reach inside his chest to pull apart his hardware. Hell, they can alter the very programming he has—change the very thing he was made to be.
In which Bender comes to terms with himself.
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A reimagining of Quids Game and the sequel to cherrytinted_anxiety's "One Lucky Day (Space Pilot 3456)"
Months after Fry wakes up in the 31st century knocked up and alone, him and many others are thrown into a horrifying challenge.
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The Fembot's Guide to Scamming a Celebrity and Accidentally Falling in Love with Him by notagoodname
Fandoms: Futurama
03 Feb 2025
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Coilette has discovered that she wants to stay a fembot and that she's fallen for Calculon. She worries however how he'd react if he found out her secrets.
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Based off this: https://www.tumblr.com/one-time-i-dreamt/728598479825420288/there-was-an-episode-of-futurama-where-fry-was-a?source=share
Poor, unfortunate soul who dreamt that, you just gave me the worst idea ever.
Written for my second anniversary here on ao3, so happy anniversary to me ig.
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Fry is still not quite used to all the new Xmas traditions. One thing that stays the same, however, are Secret Santas.
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Takes place during "Anthology of Interest II."
Bender turns themself human and gets dicked down. Hard. That's the fic, have fun.
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Strangers on a Strange Disc by CaptainVonUberwald
Fandoms: Futurama, Discworld - Terry Pratchett
06 Dec 2024
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The Planet Express crew find themselves stranded on the Disc following a delivery gone wrong. With no scientific means to repair the ship, they head to Ankh Morpork to find the next best alternative. Can magic and science go together? Will the Professor allow it? And can it all be done without the inevitable culture clash causing one big misunderstanding?
A reupload of the work of the same name.
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Peach, Rootbeer and Miscellaneous Salts by harper_dearest for cherrytinted_anxiety
Fandoms: Futurama
05 Dec 2024
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Bender was known for lots of stuff. His latino charm, his kleptomania, his lust for power and his libido. There were, however, things left unsaid about him.
now THIS is t4t frender gettin' nasty. truly nasty. right-oh.
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"If you win," Fry shuffles the deck as he speaks, "I strip off my jacket, obviously, and I get you off."
"Excellent." Bender quips, scrapping three cards.
"If I win, you eat me out." Fry croons, gaze half-lidded and sultry.
"Even more excellent." Bender says casually.
Or, Bender and Fry play poker, it gets out of hand.
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- Part 2 of vida de perros
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Future Nigthmare by DataDogEin
Fandoms: Futurama, A Nightmare on Elm Street (Movies 1984-1994)
26 Oct 2024
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After the professor purchasing a new Ohio branch, disturbing things happen.
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Bender rolls his optics. He sighs. "You're an idiot, Philip J. Fry."
"You're so fucking hot, Bender Bending Rodríguez." Fry retaliates, pressing his lips to Bender's mouthplate again.
Professor Farnsworth attempts to breed Fry and Bender out of boredom. It could also be a back-up "revive the human race" plan if they're the only two people left alive, but mostly boredom. Chaos ensues.
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A-huh-whaa? In Venice by rent_aves
Fandoms: Futurama, Der Tod in Venedig | Death in Venice - Thomas Mann
04 Sep 2024
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FINALLY, a Death in Venice adaptation for Futurama fans! Featuring young Hubert Farnsworth as Gustav von Aschenbach, John Zoidberg as Tadzio, and Bender Bending Rodriguez as himself.
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What happens when two different worlds collide and the past meets the future? Well, the future is the year 3023 and the past is the year 2017. With a robot out for blood and a different persona. There is anything that can happen.
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
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What happened in the waking world during "The Sting"
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Set during the non-canonical episode "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular", Leela started to act strange during flight and left to her quarters. Fry knew what it was about. Oneshot
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- 520
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- 1/1
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Ever since the group had gone bankrupt, they had to find side jobs to keep up with rent, therefore being bored and never having anything to do. Fry suggests to play 'Among Us', which was somehow still in the year 3000.
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You and Bender are friends, but what happens one night when a certain robot needs to crash in your apartment?
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Fry wins an Oscar, duh
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Your cyborg self and Bender meet up with the crew and friends for a friendly Halloween party.
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After a mission saving the Neutrals, the Planet Express crew find themselves escorting a Diplomat. And Fry finds himself being seduced by an old (and rather large) flame.