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At Princeton-Plainsboro, power is currency and vulnerability is a liability, so what happens when the two people most adept at hiding their damage find themselves tangled in it? After a late night lapse blurs the lines between history and impulse, Dr. Gregory House and Dr. Lisa Cuddy are forced to confront the truth neither of them wants to name: the fault lines between them aren’t just cracks, they’re fractures waiting to break open. Between clinic wars, biting sarcasm, and the ghosts of what almost was, one thing becomes clear. This isn’t just tension, it’s history, it’s desire and it's dangerous.
HOUSE MD (HOUSE X CUDDY) fanfic!
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Gregory House was known for having an infarction that left him with chronic pain. Said chronic pain got worse, and started interfering with his daily life more than it used to, specifically his eating. How would he react after it stripped away his feeling of control? The only choice would be to regain that control.
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5 times House taunted Chase for praying and 1 time he prayed himself by lariss1111
Fandoms: House M.D.
09 Nov 2025
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The title says it all, not going to spoil anything
The author is agnostic so dw, not criticising prayer or advertising it
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- Part 19 of House MD One Shots
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One day House arrives at PPTH with... a kid?
That's not even the most surprising part. He's actually being nice to him.
Everyone has their own reaction to that.For some reason Chase seems to hate that kid though.
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Doctor/Patient by afteriwake for thiscanbegin
Fandoms: House M.D., CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV 2000)
06 Nov 2025
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Finally, a worthy sparring partner...
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“Well,” House said, his voice dropping to a low, intimate rumble that was usually reserved for mocking patients. “That’s a fascinating new development.”
Wilson’s eyes opened. They were dark, pupils blown wide, the brown almost black with a shock of desire that mirrored the one currently igniting House’s blood. He looked caught, exposed, and aroused.
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- Part 26 of Kinktober 2025
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The dreaded words: Is anyone here a doctor?
You know what House is going to say before he says it. This doesn’t stop you from trying to jam an elbow into his ribs.
He dodges the attempt. “He is,” House says with a maniacal grin, his thumb pointing towards you in the seat next to him.
For once, you just want to have a normal flight. For once.
Apparently, that’s not in the cards for you.
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- Part 14 of spooktober shorts 🕷
- Part 5 of house m.d.
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Following the death of one of Wilson's patients, he struggles to come to terms in his place in all this. Was he at fault? Can he move on? In the midst of his thoughts, a tragic car crash happens.
-> aka the 'wilson car crash fic' if you're in the house house discord server - tyllenbaum
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A fic based on Dr House and the OFC (you) within the workplace, no particular follow to canon events and instead works as a spinoff in a way.
House will be House, morally grey and sarcastic and stupidly attractive for some reason. You will be his mirror, also morally grey, also sarcastic, and you are the best puzzle he has ever tried to solve.
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When House gets a phonecall in the middle of the night, he is quite tempted to ignore it.
But, as it turns out, being adadboss has its responsibilitiesSeries
- Part 17 of House MD One Shots
- Part 6 of Sicktember 2025
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Doctor House gets sold to one direction by Turtle_gobbler
Fandoms: House M.D., One Direction (Band)
24 Sep 2025
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Exactly what it sounds like.
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Post hoc ergo propter hoc by Bemna
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, House M.D.
10 Sep 2025
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When Donnie, the family doctor, falls ill and his brothers are unable to help him they will need to turn to an unlikely ally in an effort to save him before it's too late.
House didn't expect to be kidnapped by giant turtles but he's having a lot of fun with this."You know, when people discuss drug induced hallucinations they talk about pink elephants not…"
"Orange turtles, man," he said, jumping closer to him. He opened his arms and waved them around so Dr man could get a better look. "I'm clearly an orange turtle." He turned "Can't you see this awesome shell?"
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- Part 1 of Doctors in a half shell
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Cuddy has a big, fat ass. It's much admired. Despite this and his claims to the contrary...House has never been into it.
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House struggles with being gay. Very gay. With his usual grace.
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House accidentally comes across two of the most dangerous mafiosos in New Jersey while parking home.
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taub and house hookup in houses office
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“Shut up!” Chase shouts, finally standing up. His hands are clenched by his sides, and he’s not even trying to hide the fact that he was crying anymore. “Just shut up. I get it, okay. I got it a while ago. You didn’t have to humiliate me in front of everyone,” he says, but he doesn’t even sound angry. Sad, maybe. Resigned, definitely.
(alternatively: house runs a differential diagnosis. his patient of choice is robert chase)
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House lies to Wilson and breaks his heart without meaning to. When he shows up at Wilson’s door ready to tell the truth, years of unspoken feelings finally come to the surface and neither of them holds back.
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Gregory House never liked surprises. Especially not ones with blue eyes and a Princeton résumé.
Taylor Wilson never asked to work under Gregory House — and she definitely didn't plan on eventually falling for him.
She's Wilson's younger sister: sharp, introverted, and better at diagnosing patients than dealing with people. He's Wilson's best friend: brilliant, arrogant, impossible to deal with, and somehow always right. What could possibly go wrong?
Taylor is determined to prove herself. House is determined to break her. But the more they clash, the more the tension rises.
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She wasn't part of the plan. Then again, neither was wanting her.
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One-shot set during Season 6, shortly after Cameron’s departure from Princeton-Plainsboro following the breakdown of her marriage. It explores the painful, unspoken goodbye between her and House — a moment heavy with regret, longing, and everything they never said.
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"You're a doctor!" House mamanged to say, chuckling. "How can you be scared of medical needles?"
"Because my job doesn't require me to be the one stabbed with them!" Chase groaned.
House continued laughing.
"Dr Chase?" the phlebotomist asked, frowning suddenly.It's been exactly 2 years since Chase had been hired, which means it's time to redo the health checkup. House decides that some stupid blood draw isn't an excuse to miss the differential diagnosis, so he moves the differential to him.
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- Part 9 of House MD One Shots