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It only takes one mistake for everything to change. After the contestants for his show refuse to show, Tenna has an episode that awakens something in him. Now with an insatiable hunger blossoming in his glass heart, and a heat that he cannot articulate, he searches for someone who's gaze will be enough to satiate his newfound desires... and one Lightner with a similar need may be the cure he needs.
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Fukuzawa green tea yaoi by Ratsspeltbackwardsisstar
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
21 Jun 2025
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My friend dared me to write a bad yaoi based on the atsushi ochazuke fanfic. I'm sorry for making this.
If it gets popular I will make a part 2.THIS IS NOT FOR KIDS!!!!? 🔞🍵
Warning: sex/masterbation, unwanted male pregnancy, green tea babies, kidnapping, blackmailPlease enjoy !
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- English
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- 628
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- 1/1
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- 2
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Lady Amorae Sintra has had many fantasies for a long time and she is now taking advantage of her magic to bring them into reality, one fantasy at a time! After all, if you have all the power in the world, why not use it?
This story is heavily Non-Con and should be read only if you're prepared for such things. I wrote this to satisfy my very specific set of kinks which I don't know all the names of, so if I miss a label for something, feel free to put it in the comments of that chapter. I'll endeavor to properly label everything in a given chapter, but since there are so many kinks involved, I'm sure to miss quite a few things.
I plan to update this story at least once a month, muses willing and mental health willing.
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The creature before him possesses no wings, no halo, nothing that brings to mind angels at all. He is blackened in the same way tar blackens anything that it touches – unwilling and yet powerless against it. He sets Dante’s nerves on fire and his teeth on edge, and he does not speak a word before leaving the room. He simply appears and leaves, knowing Dante will follow.
Nelo Angelo leaves Dante with feelings he's never known any demon to evoke in him, and he deals with them in a way he has not dealt with anything before or since.
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Two guys fuck. Nothing more lol
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- English
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𝓕reaky worshiper bangs his god's divine statue!! ❤︎ by xiedollie
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Jun 2025
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Now, almost 800 years later, Hua Cheng raised his free hand to caress the statue’s cheek—soft and round like the real ones, as well as its chin. It was cold to the touch, lifeless. But in the depths of his undead chest, though heartbeat-free, a scorching fire raged.
“I’m sorry… Your Highness…”
Hua Cheng would position himself into the space he had created between those two beautiful, trembling thighs.
Up and down, he jerks himself off. The cave is beginning to fill with sloppy sounds. ❤︎(A story where Hua Cheng uses the statue of Xie Lian from the Land of the Tender to resolve his sexual frustration. I mean, this is a fanfic where Hua Cheng is a loser who masturbates and uses the divine statue of the crown prince to be able to cum)
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Young Noel fucks his guitar. Thats it.
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this is a crackfic, i swear im not weird please
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Strong Like Stone by sex_2_aestheticsofhate (6_2_aestheticsofhate)
Fandoms: ULTRAKILL (Video Game)
08 Jun 2025
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Gabriel was only mildly surprised when his perversion finally spread to the inanimate.
In front of him was a, frankly far too large, marble statue of a man was sat in a similarly unmoving stone chair. He was rested with his arms on both sides of the armrests, looking stoic. Strong.
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In the Coils of the Worm by Anonymous
Fandoms: His Majesty The Worm (Tabletop RPG), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
06 Jun 2025
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Beneath the City is the Ossuary, the City of Bones. Beneath the City of Bones is the Undercity. A labyrinth filled with monsters and treasure, death and undeath, desperate violence and desperate love.
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- Part 2 of Down in the Dungeon
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Addictive Chronicles by Almarai Double Chocolate Milk (AlmaraiDoubleChocolateMilk)
Fandoms: Almarai: ADCM'S Chronicles
30 May 2025
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You’re in love with a milk bottle. Like, violently in love. And not just any milk bottle—Almarai Double Chocolate Milk: rich, smooth, egotistical, and somehow hotter than any human you’ve ever met. You’ve basically worshipped them since you were six. They don't know you exist. Or… maybe they do? One day, the bottle looks back.
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OJ goes through a list and Paper is next. Paper wakes up gagged with tape and strapped to an electric chair that OJ controls, and they both have a thing for pain. Well, Paper's a masochist, and OJ's a sadist, so they go hand in hand. OJ teases him by twisting a dial connecting to a module that turns the voltage level up. Paper thrashes and screams, but he low-key likes it. OJ enjoys degrading Paper, and Paper low-key enjoys it too.
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- 1,656
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- 14
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Exhausted, you sit directly in front of your fan. Something about this excites you. While you're this close, why not show your fan some love?
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The robotic voice rang out from the TV, nearly giving Kuroo a heart attack.
“Welcome to your new personal sexual robot, the Kodzudoll Version 2.6, featuring fully automated holes and lifelike skin texture, designed for optimum pleasure!"
Kuroo stared at Kenma's limp, unresponsive body on the couch, eyes staring blankly ahead and barely blinking.
What kind of weird, sex doll kink had he gotten them into now?
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Lois jumps the gun on a lead and it has dire consequences
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You give into a long time desire to try a toy in the bosses office. not suspecting that there might be long term consequences.
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30 Severus Snape smut fanfics!!
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Dieter has a sexual thing for locks. It’s part, but only part, of what drives his fascination and obsession. He can’t help but admire beauty when he sees it. Before the Siegfried, he REALLY can’t help himself.
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When I asked if there were no m/m stories about cupboards, the response was: “It seems to me that if there isn’t, it could be written by you—”
Who am I to argue?
This is the story of one lonely mother-of-pearl cupboard.- Language:
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- 652
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For you, an acclaimed giant hunter, to have fallen so far from grace...
To have been the giant's most feared adversary, to nothing but a novelty collectors item for some dweeb.How utterly tragic.
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Dazai was going to the forest to eat some poisonous mushrooms to commit suicide but things turned out differently…