19 Works in Inappropriate Use of a Honda Odyssey (Deadpool Movies)
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Fucking in the Honda Odyssey: The Sequel by Pearlescent_rose
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
10 Oct 2025
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“Wade, what the fuck is this?” Logan eyes the car. The model is all too familiar.
“Memories. What do you think? You fucked me pretty stupid in one of these babies ‘member?”
“Yes?”
“I wanna rematch.”
“What?”
“Y’know, angry, horny fighting. I wanna do it again.”
“We do that already Wade.”
“Not like that. Don’t you think it’s getting boring Wolvie? Stab, stab, stab and neither of us win because we can’t die. We need stakes. Like if you slip up you get brutally fucked by the other person, no holding back.” Logan looks at him, raising his brows. He’s won at this once and he’s pretty confident he can do it again.
“Fine, tomorrow, midday.”
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Prompt: Switching
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- Part 10 of Kinktober 2025
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Mr and Mr Weapon X by soundpool (fandom_food_bank)
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types
07 Jul 2025
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Wade Winston Wilson. Part time educator, full-time rich daredevil. Oddly charismatic despite his scarred and pockmarked appearance. Kitchen whiz. Climbed his way to the top of the….public education system? Well, whatever it is, it seems to make good money.
Or at least that’s what the neighbours think.
Logan James Wilson, née Howlett. Equally wealthy and more of a “full-time” educator, considering he’s part of the prestigious Xavier’s School For Gifted Youngsters faculty. More of the strong and silent type. Homebody type. Would rather while away his hours working away in his shed - when he’s not doting on his beloved husband.
The well-guarded, if rather bitter truth is, the spice and electric chemistry they seem to exude in front of everyone else has been long gone. Since nearly the beginning of their marriage…..for reasons neither of them seem eager to disclose.
Or: Deadpool and Wolverine, but instead it’s Mr and Mrs Smith! Lovingly whipped up for the DP&W Creator’s Club, and my first official fic for this ship! Updates weekly(hopefully) and features some gentle lifting from the novel, which this is based on. Enjoy! -
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He leaned down again, along his neck, worrying his teeth along the edge of Wade’s suit, not giving into the scarred flesh that lay right above.
Wade, of course, noticed.
“Fucking bite me, pussy.”
aka wade and logan hate fuck in the honda odyssey like god intended
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Honey, I'm tougher than the rest by Literal_Satan
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
29 Apr 2025
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Looking back on it, the Honda Incident was what really changed everything. That's where it started. He tries so very hard not to fall in love with Wade Wilson.
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The Honda Odyssey Fucks Hard, But Wolverine Fucks Harder by dead4wolvie
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
21 Jan 2025
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“What, you got nothing to say, mouth?” Logan gritted.
There was only one response that came to mind.
“I’m going to fuck you now.”
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Or, Wade and Logan fight (fuck) in the Honda Odyssey
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Honda Odyssey fight escalates to Wolvie just taking everything he needs out of Wade, like a good fuck, for example. Actual active participation from the merc's was optional.
Or, just Logie making Wade a living dildo in the back of the Honda Odyssey.
Get in, loser, for the joyride.
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merc under the mistletoe by vorpalz
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, X-Men (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies)
25 Dec 2024
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A brisk drag of metal up his chest and around his neck trails his voice out. Craning his neck down, he spies a small but glittery snowflake charm latched onto a silver chain and a small gasp leaves him. As the Germans might say, it flaunted a blitzen sparkle.
Reaching back to meet Logan’s gaze again, the man is already reaching down to kiss him from behind.
The two, uncomfortably, lock lips. “Merry Christmas, Red.” Logan whispers against the brush of their mouths.
“It’s the twenty-third, douche.”
“I can take it back—”
“No, I need something to pull at when I jack off.”
christmas special. bc cmon wade would absolutely wanna kiss logan where the sun don't shine under the mistletoe. happy holidays
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- Part 3 of wade's gotta get it
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Destroy Something Beautiful by WolfWitchery
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), Deadpool (Movieverse)
16 Dec 2024
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Maybe beating the shit out of one another in someone else's old car in the middle of a forest isn't the best way to resolve your feelings.
But whatever.
For Wade and Logan, it's what works.(aka, honda odyssey sex fic but they don't actually have sex they just fight and get off on that instead)
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Logan yanks and severs as many of the remaining seatbelts as he can grab. He ties them around Wade, pinning his arms in his lap and pulling his legs together tightly. He winds scraps of seatbelts around the other man's head, binding him to the head rest with his face turned toward the center console. As Wade regains consciousness he groans weakly.
“Kinky,” he appraises.
Logan growls and leans in close to the other man’s face.
“If I put my dick in your mouth, will you bite it?”
Deadpool sputters, blindsided.
“Only if you want me to?”The author attempts to explain exactly why Deadpool was tied to the driver's seat of the Odyssey like that.
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choked up, face down, burnt out (slow down, sit down, it's new) by Chaos_and_Sparkles
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types
02 Oct 2024
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“Babe! Over here!” Winnie waves her katana at Logan as if she could possibly miss her, “I knew you would make it, my knight in shining plot-armour!”
“Do I have a choice, bub?” Logan grumbles, like they both don’t know damn well she always shows up.
“You always have choices. You just always make shit ones!” Winnie informs her cheerfully, heading over to the bar to grab the hand Logan has wrapped around her bottle, and tugging it to her mouth, pulling up her mask enough to tip alcohol past her lips. Logan watches the trickle of scotch that spills over, the pink of Winnie’s tongue darting out to lick at it. She watches Winnie’s throat bob as she swallows, the warmth of her cheek soft and rugged against Logan’s knuckles.
Winnie’s eyes are trained on her lazily when she looks up again. Her breath fans against Logan’s hand in hot, quick pants, making the cold glass of the bottle fog up.
Smug asshole. She knows exactly what she’s doing.
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Happy Hondadays Hatefuck by backwardsforwards
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), X-Men (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
24 Aug 2024
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He grips the chin of Wade's mask forcing him to look up and meet his lidded eyes. "I'm gonna put that mouth to good use for once. And if you're good maybe I'll fuck you." He says harshly pulling the bottom of Wade's mask up just enough to expose his mouth. It feels degrading and dehumanizing and it makes Wade shudder.
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Better Look Me In The Eye (When You Make Hate To Me) by AlphaWolfAl
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
20 Aug 2024
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Two decades in the Void haven't dulled the Betrayal in Al's soul after what happened between him and his Logan.
Years spent trying to drink away the pain from losing everything, everyone, haven't dulled the sorrow after what Logan's done.
Also Deadpool is there, like Meowth in Team Rocket.
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- Part 1 of Miscellaneous Marv-Al
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Claws Out by pacifica_angelic
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), X-Men - All Media Types
12 Aug 2024
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"You know, I always thought you were a fucking idiot, but I wouldn’t have pegged you for a slut. Are you always this easy, bub?”
Wade knows that the old man is just trying to rile him up, but fuck him if he doesn’t appreciate some good old degrading (especially when it comes from the DILFiest DILF in the multiverse).
“Not always, but I’m feeling romantical today, baby boy,” Wade exclaims in the most annoying tone he can muster up. “So are you gonna fuck me? Or are we gonna keep doing this whole fighting in order to have a masculine manly-man outlet to touch each other and deny the obvious sexual tension between us?”
(The Honda Odyssey scene reimagined)
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"You should see the look on your face," priceless. Priceless was the only way to describe the look on his hero's face. With hooded eyes and parted chapped lips, everything about him screamed animal in heat. This late into their car ride, Wade wasn't sure whether they were going to fuck each other's brains out or continue where they left off. And at this point, anything was a possibility.
"Keep looking at me with those eyes, wolf boy. In about three minutes, they're going to be rolling into your skull."
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What happens in the Honda Odyssey stays in the Honda Odyssey.
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The van scene in Deadpool & Wolverine but they fuck.
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go ahead, keep your distance from me (soon you're gonna come) by patheticreation
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies)
07 Aug 2024
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Deadpool and Wolverine let off some much-needed steam. (Alt title: the car scene if Feige wasn't a coward)
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Put your greasy tits away you preening slut by froozle_doozle
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies)
03 Aug 2024
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Warning: slight spoilers for Deadpool and Wolverine (2024)
We find out what really went on in that Honda.
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You May Hate Me But It Ain't No Lie by Chaos_and_Sparkles
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types
03 Aug 2024
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It’s almost like fate when Wade finds himself tied up as obscenely as possible in the seatbelts, legs bound under the knees and spread as far as they will go and then some, wrists tied together and stretched above his head against the car wall, leaving him vulnerable and helpless. Wolverine presses between his thighs, all rage and muscle and claw, panting above him, his teeth bared in feral joy at finally having Wade at his mercy. The rippling muscles in the fucktard’s arms as he cages Wade in is doing something awful to his scrambled, heat-sliced nerves, and he tugs and strains against the Odyssey’s seatbelts to no avail. Fuck the Kia, even the seatbelts in this car are plot-armour reinforced.
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OR, my contribution to the Honda Odyssey fight fics!
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“Are you really hard right now?” He exclaims
“Well typically when you penetrate a man that tends to happen”