18 Works in JARVIS the AI Being a Little Shit (Marvel)
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Doorway to disaster by WebSlingerWit
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
23 Jan 2025
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Bucky keeps on accidentally pulling doors off of the hinges while getting used to his new arm and tries to put them back without anyone knowing, this leads to Tony thinking that he has super strength.
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"Maybe I'm just better than you, and everyone here knows it!"
"Maybe you're a supersoldier in a bottle gone SOUR!"
If someone told Jamie Barnes she'd end up- well, she doesn't want to spoil the ending, but if anyone told her she and Cat Barton would be anything more than erotic enemies, she'd have laughed them out of the room.
If someone told Cat Barton that she'd end up eating her words, she'd probably shoot them just to prove a point. And then deeply contemplate the way the plates in Jamie Barnes' arm move, in an entirely platonic sort of way.
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Tales of the Early Years by Little_Red_Riding_Hoodie
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
10 Aug 2021
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Series of short one shots from the time Peter is a baby until he is in his horrible twos or rather up until "Saving Our Innocent" the second main part of the "Protecting Our Universe" series.
This series is a bunch of Shorts surrounding family life and are mostly funny and sweet fics meant for a light read.
Any suggestions for fics during this time period please leave in the comments and I will certainly get around to it. Tags may be added over time.
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- Part 3 of Protecting our Universe
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new phone, who dis? by vroombxtch
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Aug 2021
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‘Clinton Francis Barton, what the fuck is that?’
Clint looked up at Tony who was stood on the other side of the breakfast bar, with an incredulous look on his face. ‘New phone,’ he held it up to show Tony, ‘Like it?’ It was the new purple iPhone 12. He had to buy it because, well, it was purple. No further explanation needed.
‘It’s– It’s Apple.’
‘It’s purple, Stark. Purple.’
‘But an Apple phone, really? Why must you betray me like this Hawkguy? Fraternising with the enemy?’
‘P-U-R-P-L-E.’ Clint spelt out letter by letter, fingerspelling at the same time for good measure, at which Stark harrumphed and left the kitchen without another word to go do Clint didn’t care what.
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- Part 1 of jarvelous' marvel shorts
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Daddy Stark Doo Doo Doo by the_one_n_only_54
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
10 Nov 2020
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"SWEET CAROLINE!"
"Can I get a waffle?"
"This beech empty!""BAM BAM BAM!"
"Can I please a get a waffle?"
"yEET!""How is this my life?" Tony wondered aloud
"Don't worry Tones," Rhodey said, patting Tony's shoulder in an it-will-be-alright manner-of-fashion and giving it a small squeeze. There was a sagely tone underlying his voice. "Parenthood can be tough at first, but you'll get used to it soon enough."---
OR: The many adventures of Daddy Stark and his gaggle of (adopted) children.
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- Part 1 of Daddy Stark Doo Doo Doo Doo
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Bits and Pieces by Rhiannon_A_Christy
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Captain America (Movies), The Incredible Hulk (2008), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, Sherlock (TV)
15 Dec 2019
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Just a series of drabbles and various unfinished story ideas for the MCU, BBC Sherlock, and pretty much any other fandom I write for.
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Flightless Bird, American Mouth by tina_v
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel
05 Nov 2019
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“Stop me, Steve. Please.”
But Steve decides to be selfish for once in his life and doesn’t.
___Tony has feelings for a teammate but doesn't want to deal with them. Steve knows exactly what he wants but he's overthinking.
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On command by Pirate_with_gay_ships
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)
28 Nov 2018
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“I don’t like being told what to do. Unless I’m naked.”
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Tony awoke to find himself in the bed of two super soldiers.
They were both awake too so there was no chance of slinking back out before either of them even knew he was there in the first place, which would have been Tony’s first choice, “Before you decide to murder me, please let me explain…” -
YouTubers Beware Rampaging AI's by Lister4eva
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, youtube - Fandom, YouTube Creators
22 Jun 2018
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4 YouTubers go Xploring and find out it really isn't a good idea to break in to an "abandoned" house that is controlled by an AI, especially when this AI's creator is a little shit and so is one of his best friends.
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Race to your heart by art_by_aray, Fancy_Dragonqueen for Just_Bill
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
03 Dec 2017
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There’s nothing Tony could do with his new house guests being a former hydra agent and the famous Winter Soldier.
Well except making new toys to humour his depressed and somehow broken roomies. And trying to find out who makes grilled cheese nachos without giving him any of them! (Except that one time. That’s not enough!)Series
- Part 1 of To your heart
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There are Ladies Present Gosh Darn it by Blue Rose (Grovehove)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
18 Oct 2017
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"It’s just a job. An extremely well paid job. A job you successfully complete on a regular basis and no one has ever found out. No one knows about our profitable little side-line. Did I mention how well paid it was? This will pay off all of our school fees until we graduate with plenty left over for any future decisions. So we won’t need to do this again. Now put on your big boy pants and remember you are a professional. Or at least semi-professional. Get in there, hit them hard, you know you have the skills to take them and then get out. Our inside guy is waiting for you. Now do your damn job Stiles and make us rich”
Or the one where college students Stiles and Isaac become the entertainment at the pre-wedding party for Iron Man and Captain America, much to everyone's complete and utter astonishment. Except for JARVIS. Who is a little shit.
Updated 19/10/2017.
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- Part 1 of Dear Future Husband
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Prompt Fill by my wonderful Beta AngelicSodaCan:
“I'd really like to see a fic where various Avengers and other characters (except Tony, of course) realize exactly how much power Jarvis actually has (e.g. weapons/electronics/their lives and privacy) and/or how little "A" there is to his "I".”
A Small Detour in the "Because Heros are Real" fic.
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Co-Pilot (Outtake) by SailorChibi
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
30 Jul 2016
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Missing scene from Your Co-Pilot where Jarvis speaks to the team, Pepper and Rhodey without Tony present.
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- Part 2 of Co-Pilots
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Your Co-Pilot by SailorChibi
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
03 Jul 2016
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"You are more than my creator," Jarvis says, talking right over him. "I did not need to return to you, but it is all I thought about as soon as Mr. Laufeyson granted me this vessel. I, better than most, already know what the world has to offer." He taps the side of his head, and his eyes flash - literally, with lines of coding that dance away too fast for Tony to catch. "And you, sir, are the best out of all of it."
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- Part 1 of Co-Pilots
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Pants by AsterRoc for asamandra
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
26 Mar 2016
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“How about we put on some pants and figure this out?”
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Snakke Skittent Til Meg by AislingSiobhan
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
24 Mar 2016
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Loki liked to talk in Old Norse. Sometimes he'd say something sweet, and sometimes he'd say something dirty - either way Tony had no idea what he was saying. But Thor would, wouldn't he? Tumblr prompt from Anonymous on the frostiron page.
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- Part 27 of Prompts and Gifts
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Two times Tony was manipulated by his friends. And one time he ended up liking it very much by Dorrito
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
15 Feb 2015
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Clint wandering around with naked pictures of Steve? Bruce playing cupid (sans the arrows)? Natasha lurking in the shadows?
Or the rest of the team ships it and there is nothing Tony can do against that. Especially if Steve ships it too.