John Constantine is So Done
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In Which John Constantine Inadvertently Saves Them From Drama(tm) by Kuroaki
Fandoms: Lucifer (TV), Hellblazer, DCU (Comics)
19 Mar 2022
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Chloe just stares, flabbergasted.
“Look, maybe I should start over, yeah?” Constantine reaches into his breast pocket, handing her, a card, “John Constantine, occult expert and master exorcist, and yer best bet at figurin’ out all that shit way out here, at your service.”
OR: John Constantine shows up in Lucifer TV between s3 & 4 or so, diverting Chloe’s reaction and aftermath to realising that Lucifer is actually The Devil.
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- Part 7 of The Factory (of p a i n)
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Interrupted dates with drunk magicians by Half_Dead_Ham
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Justice League - All Media Types, Constantine (Comic)
17 Nov 2022
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Tim is at the watch tower for a debriefing with the YJ group, and Danny wanted to tag along to see what it was like. While they were in the viewing deck they ran into someone they didn't expect to see there; John Constantine.
John is wondering why one of the bat broods has an eldritch entity sitting on his shoulder like it's nothing.
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made for the DP x DC week day 3 Eldritch entities|
The worst person to put in charge of teens is another teenager.Series
- Part 2 of The Wayne's Invisible Eldritch Friend
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Son-in-law to the rescue by Half_Dead_Ham
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Justice League - All Media Types
19 Nov 2022
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Something has broken into S.T.A.R Labs in Central City, and Flash has no way to handle it. Luckily, batman has just the backup for the job.
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Made for the DP x DC week day 7: Security Breach |
It was supposed to be their day offSeries
- Part 3 of The Wayne's Invisible Eldritch Friend
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A Little Introduction Never Hurt Anyone by JoyLess_NightSky
Fandoms: DCxDP - Fandom, Danny Phantom, DCU
28 Nov 2022
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With a long, suffering sigh and with pulling a face, he begrudgingly admitted it. "Yeah. There's one more…"
There was a beat of silence, before one of the new heroes, a meta if Constantine had remembered right from half listening to their introductions, just had to speak up again. "…That's it? Are you not going to tell us anything else? Introduce us?"
"Is this member under some kind of security level? Like, are we not cleared to know about them?"
"Well, he's not exactly get'n that kind of special treatment, but… Blimey! Y'know what? I'll let you meet him. See for yourselves."
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- Part 2 of DC x DP Week 2022
- Part 4 of Danny Phantom and the DC universe
- Part 2 of John Constantine‘s Infinite Trouble With The Infinite Realms
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The Peacock Chronicles by bongo_balderdash
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Justice League - All Media Types
26 Jan 2023
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John Constantine needs help closing up a Lazarus Pit in Gotham. Danny Phantom can close up Lazarus Pits. This should be a perfectly straightforward arrangement between two people with the same interests in mind- unfortunately, Danny's intentions end up just a tad lost in translation.
Constantine should've known doing a favour for a guy like Batman would be a mistake.
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- Part 1 of The Peacock Au
- Part 4 of Bongo's DP/DC Zone!!
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Dignified Ancient Adults by CrescentCyan
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
15 Feb 2023
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Danny gets called to the Watchtower to discuss the situation in Amity Park, the atrocities of the GIW, and to set the record straight on ghosts. Here's the thing, the Justice League apparently thinks he's thousands of years old, and he just goes along with it because what else is a halfa trying to hide his identity supposed to do?
He's not the only kid pretending to be an ancient being at the meeting.
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- Part 1 of Magical Events Have Consequences
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Royal Hot Potato by TorScrawls
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
30 Apr 2023
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The Justice League tries to summon the Ruler of the Infinite Realms to help them with a ghost problem. They expected Pariah Dark and were ready to do whatever they could to get him to agree to their terms. What they didn’t expect were two teenagers who juggled the title of Ruler of the Infinite Realms like a hot potato while snarking all the while.
Maybe Pariah dark would have been the better alternative.
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A Haunting's Purpose by tinktheloser
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman/Batman (Comics)
01 Aug 2024
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He slowly moved the beam of his flashlight in a careful circle around him.
A gasp ripped from his chest when the light shone on a deathly pale face not a foot away from him. He was barely able to catch himself before his hands could strike out defensively. The intensity of his startlement caught him off guard.
The child before him appeared worryingly frail, with an ashen pallor to the skin drawn taut over their small frame. Dark, matted hair hung in damp clumps to nearly brush the top of their shoulders. Hidden somewhat behind their rugged fringe, their eyes–their eyes–
Bruce clamped down on whatever primal fear kept trying to steal the air from his lungs.
The child’s eyes looked directly at him, their wispy brows pinched in a small frown. However, in a manner determined to make his skin crawl, the grey fog blanketed their pupils, one he recognized from corpses.
He carefully tucked his initial reactions from behind one of his many masks and quickly lowered the flashlight.
“Hey there,” he said, slowly easing to his knees. “My name is Bruce. Are you alright?”
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A Robin’s Nightingale📚 by SilverLilyPup
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU, Batman - All Media Types
06 Oct 2024
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Ellie had simply been up to some mischief—She swears that was it! She’d only wanted to cause some chaos and give Danny a headache.
And while she’d normally fully deny it she was perfectly okay with using her age to evade any consequences. After all she was just a baby! How was she supposed to know the secretary contract Clocky had given her and that she’d tricked Danny into signing was actually an unbreakable marriage contract?
Plus how was she supposed to know that the Universe she ended up in was Danny’s original!
Honestly, this was all Danny’s fault!
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Aka; Ellie accidentally falls prey to Clockwork’s schemes and may or may not have arranged a marriage for Danny which results in her older brother being dragged back into the mess that is his original universe.
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5 times Sadie tried to Regain Control of Her Life and 1 time She Found that Stability by Winfred_Hayz
Fandoms: DCU (Comics)
25 Jan 2025
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Sadie, a half angel child, is trying to find a way to take back control of her life. After all since the day of her 6th birthday she has been on the run from practically every cult ad magic user out there. So using their great thinking skills, she becomes a Rogue known as Acolyte, a mischievous thief of magical artifacts. Through their shenanigans they make a name for themselves, as thorn in the Justice League's side. But what happens when a certain Gotham Crime boss/vigilante finds out this Rogue doesn't even know what the mitochondria is to the cell?
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- Part 1 of How the Red Hood acquired a sidekick
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Demons Ji- I Mean John. Demons John by Averooo
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Constantine (Comics), The Flash - All Media Types, Green Arrow (Comics)
17 May 2025
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A JayRoy story in which they learn how to love themselves, each other, and heal in the process with the help of some unlikely allies along the way. Oh and John Constantine eventually shows up because he needs help fighting demons and he's just so done with everything.
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This is a continuation of my old fic Perspective. You will need to read that if you want to really understand some of what's happening. Please note I wrote that fic before the release of Flash #759 by about two years and I find it extremely funny that both me and DC came up with same basic premises on how the heroes from Sanctuary survived. I only found this out today and I still think it's hilarious.Series
- Part 3 of JayRoy
- Part 3 of Perspective
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An invasion of epic proportions by Foxlove844
Fandoms: DCU, DC Extended Universe, Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics)
19 Mar 2025
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When Captain Marvel uses his emergency button for the first time, everyone at the Watchtower listens.
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The Sandman’s Nemesis by CalesDaughter2 for little_clown
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
12 Apr 2025
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Phantom makes a deal with Nocturn to take over the sleep of a cursed city for a bit, in exchange, Nocturn will forgive Phantom for crashing into his lair during a fight with Skulker. It doesn't seem like that hard of a task really, Nocturn even gave Phantom some of his powers to actually get people to sleep.
Now if this one guy could stop dodging him every night, that would be great.
prompt from: DC x DP Fic Idea 29: Sandman by little_clown
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Incoherent Honesty by ilostmygenderalongwithmydignity
Fandoms: Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics)
23 Jun 2025
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There’s a magic user turning people into animals, Jason still hasn’t left Gotham even though he keeps telling himself he will, Tim’s mad scientist tendencies are starting to get to a concerning level, and Constantine is stalking him. Oh, yeah, and Steph keeps hinting that she wants his help tracking someone down without the Bats knowing, and he’s pretty sure it’s /him/.
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- Part 4 of Jason Wolfboy Hours
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A Little Introduction Never Hurt Anyone by JoyLess_NightSky
Fandoms: DCxDP - Fandom, Danny Phantom, DCU
28 Nov 2022
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With a long, suffering sigh and with pulling a face, he begrudgingly admitted it. "Yeah. There's one more…"
There was a beat of silence, before one of the new heroes, a meta if Constantine had remembered right from half listening to their introductions, just had to speak up again. "…That's it? Are you not going to tell us anything else? Introduce us?"
"Is this member under some kind of security level? Like, are we not cleared to know about them?"
"Well, he's not exactly get'n that kind of special treatment, but… Blimey! Y'know what? I'll let you meet him. See for yourselves."
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- Part 2 of DC x DP Week 2022
- Part 4 of Danny Phantom and the DC universe
- Part 2 of John Constantine‘s Infinite Trouble With The Infinite Realms
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Constantine was trying to have a nice day to himself where he relaxed and didn't have any problems. Then some teenager sat next to him and ruined it.
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Danny tries to buy Constantine's soul.
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- Part 5 of Danny Phantom x DC