15 Works in Jschlatt is So Whipped (Video Blogging RPF)

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    “You have to eat.” Ted whispers.

    His voice curls into the empty darkness like a cloud and rises above the lump of man in the cot next to him. His breath puffs out in a smoke-like gush, and he wishes, more than anything, for one last joint.

    Ted tries to keep his family alive. Really, he does. But things tend to go horribly wrong for him, anyway. When he comes face-to-face with losing them all… how far is he REALLY willing to go?

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    English
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    2/?
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    Ted and Schlatt have: been together for over a year, officially come out to their friends and Ted’s family, and even moved in together. But there was still one more thing that they hadn’t done—well one thing that Schlatt hadn’t done yet.

    Or…
    Schlatt reminisces on their relationship while Ted makes post-sex pasta and Schlatt says something he should’ve said a long time ago.

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    English
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    3,581
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    92
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    It wasn't that $17,000 a night was expensive. Not for him, at least.
    Schlatt had only booked the room for one night because, well, frankly, he didn't expect Ted to stay.

    Or, Schlatt books an expensive hotel room for Ted, and then gets used like the little slut he is.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    5,825
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    315
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    Ted’s hot.

    He’s sweating through his fucking pajamas, for the second time in a single day. It’s not pleasant. He’s already had to cold-shower once, and it wasn’t like the world was going to stop just because he was in rut.

    Or, Ted's in rut and Schlatt comes to help.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    4,900
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    434
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    i just wanna ride, get high in the moonlight

    Language:
    English
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    4,375
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    666
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    Nights on the road were lonely.
    He never really expects much, to be honest, but it was still a fact.

    Nights on the road are more lonely than he expects them to be. Between nights on long empty roads, the mornings spent in diners and drive-ins across states, and the wordless exchanges with buyers, he isn’t exactly talking to anyone on a regular basis, much less getting any action.

    Or, Schlammed Part Four- FOUR. WHY ARE THERE FOUR OF THESE, in which Schlatt is a trucker and Ted is a very willing hitchhiker.

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    English
    Words:
    3,316
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    463
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    “I have an early present for you.” Ted’s voice purred.

    “Oh?” Schlatt mused. An early present?

    Nothing could have prepared him for what he saw as he turned around.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,550
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    605
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    Schlatt’s been to church before. Not so much as to where he thinks he’s a honest-to-God-with-a-capital-G Christian, but enough to maybe make God forget that he’s a little bit of a hypocrite.

    He’s on his knees in a church pew, one without the little thingies that come up so his knees don’t touch the floor. His hands are crossed, but he’s not really praying- simply enjoying the existence of his body and the church and the incense, which, if he’s honest with himself, is about as close to praying as he was going to get.

    It wasn’t his fault. The house of the lord had distractions too.

    Or, Schlammed Part Two Electric Boogaloo, where Ted is a priest and Schlatt can't keep his hands off that damn collar.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,370
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    465
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    You and Schlatt have a complex relationship, either way you want to fuck eachother so, you do! Trans masuline/ trans male reader <3

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,767
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,264
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    Schlatt wasn't known for romance, and he knew this. But ever since you to moved in with each other, he's started thinking maybe this whole ‘love’ thing is real. And, even better, you feel the same.

    Language:
    English
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    946
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    394
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    In the dream, Schlatt is standing in front of her on a beach. It is dark and she can barely make out anything in the dim light. The stars are shining with a white glow above as the strong wind whips up the surface of the ocean.

    “Come here,” Schlatt is saying.

    The waves crash loudly against the rocks and some birds screech overhead, swooping low circles over the midnight sea.

    “Why?”

    Schlatt moves closer, takes her hands in his. They are warm and solid as the cold wind whips around her, stinging the back of her neck.

    “Because I’m going to kiss you,” he says simply.

    Suddenly she doesn’t feel cold at all. She feels very, very warm. Schlatt moves closer still, brushing a strand of hair out of her face.

    It’s at this point that she wakes up.

     

    or,

    After being online friends with Schlatt for a while, finally meeting him in person could be the greatest moment of her life, or it could ruin everything. She’s not too sure she’s ready to find out which it’s going to be.

    Language:
    English
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    13,022
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    260
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    2,662
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    The problem with having a crush on your babysitter is, well, just that. He knew that Wilbur only saw him as an annoying kid a grade or two below him he had to look after to get paid. But still, Schlatt couldn’t help but dream, late at night in his room when nobody was around to hear.

    TLDR; schlatt is whipped for his babysitter

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,836
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    170
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2,994
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    schlatt just wanted to get a hit, but making out with his best friend was a plus

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    764
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    293
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    3,105
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    Wilbur and Schlatt dated before, it ended badly but they still miss each other

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    541
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2,593
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    “This is weird,” Schlatt says, stepping back. “Being able to touch you and shit.”

     

    Wilbur grins, and Schlatt ignores the way his stomach flips at the sight. “It means I can do this.”

     

    Without warning, he slaps Schlatt’s arm. Hard. Schlatt immediately flinches back, rubbing the spot with a hand, scowling. It’s definitely going to bruise.

     

    “Bitch.”

    -OR-

    Schlatt visits Wilbur. They visit an aquarium. Feelings are eventually confronted.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,317
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    640
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    3,966

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