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    █▓▒▒░░░「When the infamous Stellaron Hunter Kafka goes into a planet where workaholics live rent-free just to attend therapy and learn what it's like to feel Fear.」░░░▒▒▓█

    “In any case, we've already gone this far. . . It would be such a waste not to savor the night we're daring to embrace, don't you agree?” A gentle wink from her, and you blink, “Your point?”

    Her white-sleeved dress swayed to the side as she extended her arm towards you - Her fingers stretched out, waiting for you to come and take her invitation with a small smile as the cold breeze enveloped your figures.

    All the while her pink-violet eyes never left you unrevetted under the moonlight.

    Kafka's point is. . .

    “Let me have this opportunity to feel this specific branch of fear through you, Doctor.”

     

    ❛Kafka x Psychologist! Reader❜

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    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    125
    Kudos:
    428
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    28
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    Still attempting to comprehend his new reality as a wanted criminal, Sunday finds out he has feelings. Right under his skin, right where it can't be washed off. Yet maybe it should stay that way, just in case.

    or

    Very self-indulgent kafsunren, just because i can.

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    English
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    6,089
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    16
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    3
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    242
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    You, Blade, and Kafka come home after gathering intel on your next Stellaron target. All the three of you want to do is spend some quality time together getting down and dirty in the best way.

    (This is long and filthy. Have fun and good luck.)

    (Also my first smut so please be kind.)

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    English
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    18,214
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    1
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    Stelle: AAAAAAAAAAAOjjnj kaoqs

    Himeko: can somebody please check up on Stelle?

    Stelle: asjsakbh38d jZZLk

    Stelle: 7

    Dan Heng: 8

    Peoplebreaker: 9

    Firefly: …… 10?

     

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    HSR Chatfic! Pure homosexual chaos! Updates whenever I remember this exists! Will be adding tags as it progresses! Thank my HSR brainrot for this work of art!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,919
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    144
    Kudos:
    625
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    81
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    12,860
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    Himeko has a secret date with her partner.

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    English
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    367
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    413
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    "Let me ask: What should you do if you were to encounter a damsel who is oblivious and innocent at any given time, and unconcerned and unfeeling in any given situation ? If it were me, I could at least challenge her to a fight. But if it were you... With your conscience, I'd stay away from her."

    ---
    Location: [Herta's Space Station]

    "Bina~ Would you be a dear and guide Stelle along the path Elio has chosen for her ?" Spoke the mature woman with wine coloured hair, staring straight at the breathtaking angel that stood in silence.

    "Anything for you, Kafka~"

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    2
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    1
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    Firefly understood that this mission would be unlike any she's ever faced, and that she would be facing pain and hardship unlike anything she has ever experienced in the past. It was a mission unlike any other, and she knew now that nothing could have ever prepared her for the role she was meant to play.

    For once, the script wasn't asking for her to be the Molten Knight.

    For once, she wasn't being asked to destroy, but to protect and guide.

    For once in a life that was both too long and too short, Firefly found herself faced with mixed, conflicting emotions she was still trying to understand, and pain that was not so easily cured or dealt with...

    ... And it was all because of that girl who still meant so much to her but would likely never realize it.

    But, Firefly was on a mission, and despite any feelings and misgivings she might have she would complete it without fail. For the dream of tomorrow that burned brightly in her heart, and for the chance to finally understand just what it meant when that girl had told her in days past that her greatest happiness would be when she could see her live not as a weapon, but as a human being.

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    55,451
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    166
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    3,445
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    After a mission gone wrong March 7th is assumed to have died. But the truth is she was saved at the last minute by Kafka of all people, however now they are stuck on an unknown planet, with limited resources, no signal and no idea of how far they are away from civilisation. All they have is each other. Even if March wishes she was with anyone else.

    (Constructive criticism is welcome). Complete

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    27,529
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    99
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    3,247
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    A collection of KafBlade oneshots for all their shippers out there (and everyone else too, of course).

    I’m just completely delulu about this ship and they got me to start playing the game, okay?

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    4/7
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    817
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    Kafka's lips quirked, not quite a smile, not quite a smirk, something in between that sent a shiver crawling up Stelle’s spine, from the very first time. “You’re not as good at hiding what you feel as you think you are.”

    Stelle blinked, tilted her head just a little, like a curious pup trying to catch the nuance in Kafka’s words.

    “Your eyes,” she explained, lifting a finger and tapping the air gently, like painting the thought. “Quite the betrayers, really. Dazzling, and so tragically honest.”

    A flash of teeth behind pink lips, “A bit too lovely to lie properly with.”

    That earned a quiet hum from Stelle, her mouth quirking in a half-smile that was all mischief. “Alright then. What am I thinking?”

    Kafka’s answer was velvet-smooth, delayed solely by the tongue playing at her bottom lip, drawing Stelle’s gaze without a hint of hesitation. “You want to kiss me.”

    Stelle’s laugh was soft, barely more than a breath. “Well, yeah,” she said, grinning now, “but that’s easy. I always want to kiss you.”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    933
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    Stelle can't handle distance, or the unknown stretch of time between when she leaves and her promised return. Maybe it would be better if she left for good, but then Stelle would have to move on.

    And there is no moving on from someone like Kafka.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,433
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    872
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    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    4
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    366
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    Blade dies. Again. His unfortunate days at the Stellaron Hunter's infirmary.

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    English
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    2,307
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
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    160
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    Kafka finds Blade in a bad state during a storm, she takes him in and takes care of him.

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    English
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    2,376
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    423
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    so…. it was like, 7pm for 2 of us, 1am for one of us and 2am for the other, we all got bored and wrote fic together….
    Thank you to Sal, Wuffer and Harurin for making this mess of a fic collection with me. author changes are laid out in notes, and split by large dash breaks in the text

    sorry to anyone who came here looking for a serious fic, we all got super bored and this is NOT serious at all

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    English
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    2,481
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Kudos:
    2
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    56
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    A very tired-looking, disheveled Himeko stumbles into the Parlor, looking around with a scowl. A steaming cup of coffee is in her hands. She is the worst possible person to have woken up (if she even went to sleep at all) aside from Pompom.

    “Go to sleep. Whoever you are. I’m not stupid.”

    She walks off.

    Stelle lets out a relieved sigh, about to crawl out from behind the plant when the door swings open again, somehow entirely quiet as it opens.

    “I’m not joking!”

    When two (or all) of the Nameless decide to set up simple pranks and traps around the Express, Himeko's day is ruined. Or, at least, until she gets to spend time with her least favorite person.

     

    OR;
    kafhime fluff. this takes place between chapters eight and nine of the main fic (in the series), but can be read as a standalone

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    693
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    “Kamu punya kondom, nggak?”

    Yang ditanya malah tertawa kecil, “Saya kan nggak punya ‘itu’, Mbak. Buat apa saya ada kondom?”

    Ah, iya juga, ya. Himeko sepertinya sudah kehilangan akal sehat karena pikirannya sudah kacau dan nafsunya tidak bisa ditahan. Ini juga pertama kalinya dia berinisiasi untuk melakukan hubungan intim dengan seorang wanita—yang bahkan beberapa waktu baru ditemuinya.

    Baru saja Himeko hendak membuka mulut untuk kembali berbicara, Kafka tiba-tiba mendekatkan dirinya dan membisikkan sesuatu tepat di telinga Himeko, “Tapi kalau Mbak Himeko mau dimentokkin, saya bisa.”

    Language:
    Bahasa Indonesia
    Words:
    2,820
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    905
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    Himeko owns her own café. "The Astral Express". Everything was fine, but lately a strange woman started to visit every day.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,750
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    892
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    Blade, Kafka and Firefly in the car.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    233
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    185
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    "That's where you're wrong. I don't have to tell you anything, because we wont see each other ever again. So stop trying, Himeko."

    Or

    KafHime broke up when they were teenagers and the gods shoved Kafka right back into Himeko's life as soon as she's in college so she has to face a ton of challenges because of that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,535
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1,934

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