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Embarrassingly enough, this isn't Adam's first time waking up in a drunk tank, and out of options, he resorts to calling Hoffman to come get him.
Unfortunately for the both of them, it turns out they have a lot to talk about on the ride home.
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For several blissful moments, time stood still and reality twisted itself into something unrecognizable, something slow, something safe; he was both heavy and weightless, leaden and floating through still air like a feather. It did not occur to Strahm, not for a long while, that the limbs attached to a torso attached to a head were all his own—for he couldn't move them much at all, and quite the exertion it was to so much as cause the tips of his fingers to twitch.
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Movies by dxckfarmdunn
Fandom: Beauty and the Beast (1991), Beauty and the Beast (2017), Beauty and the Beast - All Media Types, Disney RPF, Fury (2014), Jackass (Movies) RPF, Saw (Movies), Sinners (2025)
02 May 2025
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Mark only wakes up when someone slings their arm across his chest and buries their face close.
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- Part 5 of Sawtober 2023
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Oh my god
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“Fuck.” Adam whines after Mark’s finished tongue-fucking his mouth. “Lawrence is going to kill you.”
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- Part 13 of Sawtober 2023
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Panting like a dog
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5 Times Mark Hoffman Was Jealous + 1 Time He Wasn't by orphan_account
Fandoms: Saw (Movies)
10 Dec 2016
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Mark was left, forced to return to his silent sulking, with jealousy pooling in his chest.
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In an AU where Saw doesn't take place, Mark Hoffman gets extremely jealous about Peter Strahm until the Agent convinces him that he has no reason to be...
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According to the Wikipedia page, he had mere days to convince Peter fucking Strahm to fall in love with him.
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Lawrence has to face the fact that he left Adam to die, but it's even harder to do than he thought it'd be. Hoffman's not very helpful.
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- Part 2 of the son of rage and love
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Adam said deal. The same deal Lawrence made when he was allowed to live. But what Lawrence didn’t expect was that Adam wouldn’t be grateful for this opportunity. And that’s what ticks Lawrence off. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive—Lawrence certainly is grateful. He feels absolutely nothing when he wakes up in his expensive, empty apartment—but he is grateful to be there nonetheless.
Lawrence wants to give Adam another chance at life—he survived, he deserves it. But Adam's not really buying into "the work." This doesn't stop him from becoming deeply entangled in the day-to-day of Jigsaw's apprentices—and with Lawrence, on top of an operating table beneath Gideon Meatpacking Plant.
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Amanda’s period cramps make it difficult for her to work today. So she turns to her fellow coworker for some help
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Mark and Amanda are setting up a trap for a very annoying blonde, who caused serious misfortunes for two men; Mark is an acquaintance to one of the men, who is now dead. Amanda and John do not know this information.
After a failed proposition to Mark, the blonde insults him. Mark shares his connection to the blonde, as well as her proposition and insult, to Amanda. Amanda decides to mess with the blonde’s head by pretending to be Mark’s jealous girlfriend. Mark decides to play along.
But, when the fun stops, Mark and Amanda are faced with an attraction to one another, despite disliking each other on a daily basis.
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fragmented thoughts and encounters of broken minds.
oneshot; complete.
for kota.
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“Open the door and you will find me”
“What?” That had caught Hoffman off guard. Seeing this admittedly handsome FBI agent repeat the very words that had been imprinted on his arm since he was a teen had been a surprise.
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- Part 2 of Saw soulmates au
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Peter got in the coffin, but he kind of wishes he hadn't, because now Hoffman won't stop texting him the WORST jokes.
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- Part 7 of Sawtober 2023
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Mark is in prison, Peter is cleared to visit, and Lindsey watches it all from the interrogation room.
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- Part 10 of saw oneshots
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Prison love
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Hoffman was weird. He was more than weird.
Strahm knew he was weird and he was going to get off his ass and prove it.
The knife he’d been jimmying around the edges of Hoffman’s apartment window jiggled a few more times and Peter prayed that it wouldn’t snap, he’d broken his last good knife not by attempting to break and enter another police officer’s place but by trying to pry a stone out of the sole of his shoe. The tip had broken clean off and the stone had remained lodged firmly in the rivets of the rubber.
It hadn’t been the worst thing to happen that day though. That would have been the biro pen sticking out the front of Strahm’s trachea.
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Strahm breaks into Hoffman's apartment. Hoffman breaks into Strahm's. Everything is perfectly balanced.
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- Part 1 of It's just what you do
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6 part series of two guys who are just awful, AU where basically everything is the same except the end of Saw V didn't happen, and Amanda escaped. Parts are mostly chronological but set some time apart, and can be read as stand-alones.
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he gets railed, folks!
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Peter Strahm makes the life-ending mistake of throwing Mark Hoffman into the glass box and locking him inside. But before the walls can finish closing in on him, Strahm wakes up in the same spot, thrown back through time, twelve years in the past. When he meets the younger version of the man who will one day try to kill him, Strahm realises he has the chance to rewrite history and prevent Hoffman from ever going down the Jigsaw path and save himself in the process.
But will doing this get him back to his own time? Or is he destined to remain trapped in the year 1992?
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The issue with Mark Hoffman was, to put it mildly, that the man was borderline repulsive.
So, why the fuck did Peter Strahm still want to fuck him?
Running into one dead end after another when the local mass-murdering maniac still looms at large can really take it out of a man, you know? Sometimes, it's really just best to take a step back and unwind—and (because there's really no winning if you're Peter Strahm and strapped for options) you might just need to do that unwinding with your most annoying, pain-in-the-ass coworker. Fun times at the Metropolitan Police Department for everyone!
(First installment of the series.)
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- Part 1 of the issue
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