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    “No, you’ll get kicked out of the Order. Meanwhile, I’ll be expecting compensation from—” Obi-Wan stopped mid sentence and cocked his head to the side as his attention landed on something just behind Anakin. “Are those panties?”

    Anakin’s heart dropped into his stomach, and he whirled around to see his favourite sea foam green panties laying on top of a pile of dirty clothes. Before he could even think to deny, or deflect, or jump out the window, Obi-Wan was brushing past him to get a better look at them. Following Obi-Wan he tried to grab them, but Obi-Wan was quicker, and he hooked his pinkie finger beneath the slim side-strap to hold them up between them.

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    Obi-Wan knew that Jango's eyes had been on him almost the entire evening. He even enjoyed building up the silent tension between them and could not wait for him to crack once they were back in his room and claim him with all his Mandalorian passion.

    His whole body vibrated with impatience and barely suppressed desire since the carriage ride to his friend Bail's party had stirred his little surprise so perfectly that he thought he was about to faint. He wanted this man to pin him against the wall and have his way with him. He wanted him to be stunned by his surprise and keep him awake all night in his fine sheets.

    Jango being Jango, he did not even give him time to reach a bed.

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    At first, Obi-Wan had not been particularly impressed that Anakin had passed on his responsibilities to Obi-Wan in order to spend time with his secret girlfriend. But then, it had to be confessed that his troll instinct had seen this as a good opportunity to have some fun, and he had been right: the Chancellor's face when Obi-Wan showed up at the gourmet restaurant instead of his former Padawan had made his day.

    That was his plan from there: candlelit dinner with the most unpleasant man in the Senate and back home before sunset.

    Making a detour to said nemesis's bed was not part of the plan.

    (Enjoying it even less)

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    "Ni dinuir ner baar at Manda'yaim, ner tal at to gar tal(I give my body to Mandalore, my blood to join your blood)."

     

    It took Jango a moment to process what the young man was saying, the soft husky almost musical voice drawing him in like a siren's song, but what the young man had said left him feeling rather confused. He didn't know that the Jetiise had a marriage rite and if they did why was it being offered? A quick glance at his father he saw he wasn't the only one.

     

    "You Jedi mean to tell me you would offer one of your own to my son to make peace?" Jaster's voice was even but there was a hardness to it that even the Jedi seemed to pick up on as his father moved to stand beside him.

     

    "Yes. It was not an easy decision for the council to reach and we considered the matter at great length."

     

    In the aftermath of the near complete disaster that could have been the battle of Galidraan the conflict between the Mandalorians and Jedi has come to an end. What Mand'alor Mereel and his heir Jango didn't expect was the form in which the peace offering from the often times mysterious space monks would take.

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    The bar was what it was, a pick-up bar, so seeing a Jedi was neither a common sight nor a good sign. Everyone knew that if a Jedi came to you, you had fucked up, or had a reputation for knowing someone who had. With the war going on, this was the kind of situation no one would want to get into with strange wizards whose public reputation was in permanent freefall as the months went by.

    Obi-Wan was not watching the Kel Dor closely for the same reason as the others, though. He would not be the first Jedi he had come across in the area, and they usually all came for the same thing. Something he was happy to provide.

    He did not see a threat, he saw a potential customer.

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    When Jango opened his eyes, he immediately decided to close them again.

    Reason number 1: there was someone in his bed.

    Reason number 2: he was pretty sure it was that sexy Jedi High Priest.

    Reason number 3: he was naked, Jango was naked, theyhad probably had sex and... Jango was not sure he was actually still breathing.

    He did not know how he was going to explain this to the Jedi. No, forget the Jedi, there was the step of explaining it to his buir first. Manda, he KNEW he was not going to be able to explain this to his buir.

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    Anakin sends Ahsoka to go apologize to Palpatine for insulting him with Obi-Wan accompanying, what if they hear somethings they were never met to hear? Will this save the galaxy or will this destroy the Jedi Order?

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    Obi-wan Kenobi is so reckless, he makes his former padawan, Anakin Skywalker, look tame.

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    Obi-Wan and Anakin go out for a night of fun and relaxation during their leave in the lower levels of Coruscant. Turns out, this forces them to confront some messy feelings for each other.

    Or: Anakin is a lightweight and gets absolutely sloshed. Obi-Wan is suffering.

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    Qui-Gon knew exactly what was going on: he had fallen in love with a handsome, intriguing young man for whom he was only a friend, and had accepted the tacit agreement to pretend to be wooing in order to give the charming Omega an excuse to stay on Coruscant for his research without anyone being able to do anything about it.

    That was all.

    (He didn't get it at all, repeatedly, and it may well cost him everything).

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    “Just… worried, sir,” Cody admitted, turning back to gathering the sheets up from the floor, “the General is supposed to be arriving today, and I am… worried for what it means.”
    The man’s brow furrowed, alarm appearing in his eyes. “How come?”
    “...because I think he may be a troll.”
    “A troll?!”
    “Or a beast.”
    “A beast?”

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    Or, Cody doesn't know anything about his general and accidentally vents to the wrong person about it, but it all works out in the end.

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    The galaxy may have been saved, but being the Jedi who saved it is no easy thing. Hoping to give Obi-Wan a distraction when the 3rd anniversary of his almost-execution approaches, Quinlan plans a vacation for his partner—with a few bumps along the way.

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    Obi-Wan sleeps in for once and has fun teasing Anakin

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    As time passes and he becomes acquainted with the new troops of the Republic and the Order, Obi-Wan finds himself enjoying the company of the clones. As a result, he also finds himself sleeping with a lot of clones. Strictly in an unattached way, of course.
    He obviously was not going to fall in love with any of them, and certainly not all of them, of course.
    Everything was completely under control.

    Or: Obi-Wan has a lot of love to give and is willing to use every part of his body for a good cause. And the clones love him back.

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    Evening falls on Naboo, from the twins early bedtime to Quinlan passing out in the wee morning hours, everyone has their own bedtime rituals while vacationing at Padme's villa.

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    The 5 times Anakin interacts with the Kenobi-Kryze couple and the one time he joins in.

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    Anakin was used to older women coming into the bar to recapture the glory days of their youth and attempting to seduce the barely legal bartender, a captive audience to their alcohol fueled advances. But she didn’t come on to him, she was simply minding her own business and sending filthy messages to a friend.

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    NOTE! THIS IS WILL LEAD TO AN OBI-WAN, SATINE AND ANAKIN ENCOUNTER!!
    If you don't like Satine Kryze, you probably will not enjoy the journey, that's chill... see you in the next Obikin-Centric adventure...

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    An ill-timed blizzard leaves Anakin and Obi-Wan snowed in while on a mission together. They take it for the gift that it is.

    Or, the one in which Obi-Wan likes to tease, but he likes to make Anakin fall apart even more.

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    “That was mean,” Anakin pouted, “you’re supposed to be the mature one,”

    “Aww well, aren’t you always telling me I’m boring and need to have more fun?” Obi-Wan countered, “Hmm?” he nudged Anakin playfully.

    “Not at my expense.” Anakin said quietly, he was looking down and picking at his cuticles.

    Obi-Wan suddenly felt horrible for going on so long, Anakin was in a good mood before and now he looked genuinely upset.

    “I’m really sorry,” he reached out and tucked some wet hair behind Anakin’s ear, “I’m an idiot, you’re right, I need to be mature.” Obi-Wan berated himself, what a foolish way for an old man to behave.

    Obi-Wan and Anakin try to communicate better

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    When her sister is getting married and her ex is the best man, Padmé does the only thing she can actually think to do - she hires an escort to pose as her boyfriend.

     

    Inspired by The Wedding Date (2005)

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    Qui-Gon thought he was ready to hear everything when his Padawan asked him to join him for a difficult discussion at a time when they normally went to bed.

    "Master, would you make a baby with me?"

    The old man had absolutely no reaction to this, either physically, mentally or even emotionally but... yeah, he was not ready for that.

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