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    [In the tone of Evbo's narration] In Parkour Civilization, even the sex is parkour. And as the Parkour Champion, I need to ensure the future of Parkour Civilization would be safe in the hands of my own Parkour Child. But before that, I need to find a suitable Parkour Partner to have Parkour Sex with...

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    Becoming a god doesn’t mean you become all-powerful.

    In fact, the process of apotheosis is painful, and the expectations that come with it make most gods apart from the absolute best start crashing down till almost none of their original selves remain. Myths and legends dictate this process. Someone who isn’t strong-willed and virtuous could easily crumble.

    So what happens if you give godly powers to someone who is just a man?

    Evbo learns this the hard way.

    Everything builds up till he shatters.

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    “It’s called a guitar,” Seawatt informs him. Evbo gawks.

    “It’s… it makes music?” he guesses.

    “Bingo."


    OR: Evbo discovers Seawatt's musical talents, and insists that he show them off. After everyone's left, he asks him to play one last song—just for him.

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    "It's fine." Seawatt cuts him off, the inhaling so hard he can see the effort of not coughing in front of him. He tries to not laugh. "I've been rejected before. I can take it like a big boy."

    "It's not that."

    "Then?"

    A pause.

    "Do you want to fuck me, Evbo?" He asks not even looking at him, pulling out his phone.

    "Yes."

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    Seawatt is a model long ago bored with the industry, Evbo is an athlete in love with someone who doesn't love him back. Somewhere in the middle they meet.

    Written for Seavbo Week 2025

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    The thing is that Evbo shouldn't be doing this.

    He probably should leave Seawatt alone, go hang out with his friend instead, spend time with people who didn't toy with his head for his whole life.

    But Seawatt can't be trusted alone.

    And no one else wants to be the one to disturb his solitude, the one who tests the bomb, the one who pokes the beast.

    Evbo won't make the same mistake again. He left Seawatt to stew in his misery in peace before; look what happened then.

    Or: Evbo visits Seawatt. He gets more than he asked for.

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    "You’re... You're alive, Seawatt," Evbo repeats like a broken record. 
    Seawatt remembers each of his past lives. After his death, he's prepared to move on. He's confused when he wakes up back in Parkour Civilization.

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    No longer did his ears rattle with the sounds of stamping chainmail boots. No longer did festivals and feasts and parties reign long into the night. No longer did the Noobs produce their clothing, the Pros their exotic meals, the Masters their precious metals and jewels.
    No longer did the Fighters exist to bring them together as one. Leather and iron and gold and diamond were cracked apart, cut off from each other entirely. The classes stopped mingling, only passing the necessities along and nothing more.
    As far as Seawatt knew, there was only one pair of chainmail boots left in the entire world, slowly gathering dust in his personal vault as the days turned into months into years. The Fighters were gone, and they hadn’t vanished with a bang or a shout. They hadn’t vanished with the volume they likely would have wished to go out with.
    Instead, they vanished without even a whisper.

     

    Seawatt grieves for the fallen Fighters.

     

    (Polykour centric)

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    "He's so beautiful-
    Makes me wanna believe,
    He's got a heart of gold,
    That nobody can see."

    -- EMF has a slow day for once as the Champion. Evbo seems to be sticking by him a lot, and eventually a topic is arisen that EMF doesn't vocally have an answer for. Instead, rather.. Physical.

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    ~~
    He couldn’t for the life of him remember how he got here, how a couple drinks turned into him being pinned under his best friend as he left bites along his neck like a predator devouring its prey.
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    ❣︎

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    It's been a long time since SeaWatt was revived and reintegrated into Parkour Civilization. He is still trying hard to cope, past experiences and mistakes weighing heavily on his shoulders. Right now though there is a more pressing issue requiring his immediate attention:

    His next heat cycle is fast approaching. Hopefully this goes smoothly...

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    Seawatt is a fashionable model, known for his latest escapades and his absolute daring debut as an actor as well

    Tai is a charismatic motorcycle enthusiast, working at the local auto repair shop

    And Evbo?
    Evbo is just some guy

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    There were plants living in Evbo’s skin. Flowers he could never quite tear out, no matter how much he bloodied his hands and ripped at the roots just below the surface. Logically, he knew not to go too deep lest he risk seriously hurting himself, but he could see the root systems twist deep into the muscles of his chest. To the plants, his bones were nothing more than a trellis, his blood the water it needed to thrive.
    He was scared. He was so, so scared.
    And he couldn’t admit it to anyone.
    Because no matter the terror he lived in his day-to-day life. No matter how many times he woke in cold sweats, blunt nails scratching helplessly at the ropes of greenery just below their reach. No matter how many times he coughed and choked and vomited and spat out blood, roots, stems, flowers. No matter what.
    He couldn’t hate the flowers.

     

    Seavbo/Mavbo Hanahaki AU

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    “There was no area of my mind

     

    not appalled by this action, no part of my body

    that could have done otherwise.

    But to talk of mind and body begs the question.”

    —The Glass Essay, Anne Carson

     

    Or, Evbo is injured after the Amethyst course. From Seawatt’s perspective.

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    Evbo has revived everyone but Seawatt. Seawatt is not happy about it. He has a proposition for Evbo

    basically Evbo not trusting Seawatt even when he is dead and ghost Seawatt trying his best to convince Evbo he's trustworthy so he'll revive him

    inspired by this tumblr post !

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    For Evbo, Parkour Civilization is a lot better than PVP Civilization. But there's something he's been hiding from everyone. Especially his counterpart.

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    obligatory "exclusionists leave me alone i dont care about how uneducated you are"

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    Evbo doesn't know everything that Boey went through in PVP Civilization, but he does know one thing: he will make sure that Boey's torturers know exactly what it feels like to have God himself against you.

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    Touching his fingertips to the page, Evbo traces the golden lines of his hair, meticulously drawn by a careful hand. The green of his irises shimmers faintly, iridescent from whatever pigment Seawatt had used.

    Do my eyes really shine like that?


    OR: After Seawatt's death, Evbo finds his sketchbook filled with countless drawings of him, and learns how he really saw him.

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    Evbo really didn't mean for things to go this way.

    ﹏ A purely fluff falling in love short story. Kind of just testing the waters.

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    five times Evbo hears Seawatts thoughts in his head and one time Seawatt gets the courage to speak them

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      FUCK HOLY WOAJHHHHH IM TWEAKING THE FUCK OUT THIS IS SO GOOD IM VIBRATING WAAAAA

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      Loved it. Was so sweet!

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      I love this.... LOVE THIS LOVE THIS LOVE THIS SO MUCHHAAHHAQIJQQI I NEED MORE FANFICS LIKE THESE I'M GONNA SQUISH THIS FANFIC AHUWIWKQ..... KSKSKSS I LOVE THIS FANFIC ITS SO GOOD SKKSS... THE SILLIES THEY'RE SO ADORABLE I'M GONNA CRUMBLE INTO COOKIE CRMBS AAAAAA HOW DO I PRINT THIS FIC INTK MY BRAJN....!!?!!? *I continue yapping as I slowly get dragged back into the mental asylum.*

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    He wasn’t sure if he was grateful for the pain or hated it.

    Pain was how you knew you were alive, they said, but he knew that he was no longer alive. He was something much worse than that. The saying was rather mocking now, said with a sneer by people that he knew didn’t exist.

    At least, not for Seawatt.

     

    Or: Seawatt dies and ends up in limbo, a place catered to each individual’s worst fears and insecurities, forced to relive some of his memories with a very particular individual.

     

    This fic WAS 16000 words before I decided to write an ‘epilogue’ which turned out to be extremely long

     

    THIS FIC HAS FANART NOW??

     

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