11 Works in Pippin Took Being an Idiot
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In which the Fellowship has a much bigger quest to worry about. The group has broken up after the events of FotR, but one prison break, one magic ritual, and several prophecies later, they're off to destroy the Ring of Melkor and break the siege of Minas Tirith. The problem is, they're not exactly what the city was hoping for.
Pippin is presently reconsidering his life choices. Being kidnapped by the Uruk-hai, for example, was not part of the plan. Neither was becoming the vahka 'en heledh and trying not to dial Sauron every other minute. And falling in love with the princess of Long Cleeve may have been the biggest deviation of all. But Pippin rarely has a plan to deviate from, so it must be fate.
Aragorn is trying not to fall apart. He's pretty sure he's going to be the worst king ever, and not just because of the prophecies that say he'll likely bring about the fall of Middle-earth. Oh, and he has to destroy another all-powerful ring with a couple of hobbits, one of whom has a direct hotline to Mordor. What could possibly go wrong?
AU where Merry and Pippin don't escape from the Orcs, Diamond comes into the story a bit early...and Boromir doesn't stay dead for long.
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The Candle Still Burns by Halfling_Gummy_Bear (Helluva_Fan_Named_Gummy)
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
18 Jun 2025
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The Captain of Gondor, Boromir Son of Denethor II would’ve believed anyone if they told him that he wouldn’t be able to find love in his lifetime, the country constantly on the brink of war.
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Diamond of Long Cleeve Volume I: Twine by Zen_diagram
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies)
17 Jun 2025
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(LONG fic; 2 years pre-adventure of the Ring; Joan of Arc-inspired)
Diamond Cleeveholm is a brusque and bubbly hobbit who finds herself uprooted from her home when her grandfather becomes widowed in Tuckborough. Despite the prejudice she faces as a foreigner, Diamond makes unexpected friends (like Pippin and Merry) who help her feel at home in the insular Shire. Can she learn to embrace change without losing herself? Follow Diamond through this tale of self-discovery, love, war, and coming of age.Series
- Part 1 of Diamond of Long Cleeve: The Lost Memoirs
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- English
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- 12,313
- Chapters:
- 3/17
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- 18
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Frodo is in love with Sam. Sam is in love with Frodo. They both know, but take forever to make
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David Kato building, Flat 12 by aliothdies
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
21 Apr 2025
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The shenanigans of the fellowship as first-year students living in flat 12 of the David Kato building at the University of York.
Rated teen and up due to a fair amount of swearing.
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When the Columbine Flower grows by MarchoftheBees
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies)
15 Mar 2025
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"'Everyone thinks of me a fool,' he called to his older cousin. 'If this is what makes it true… then so be it.' Pippin nodded, a childish optimism blooming warm in his chest. Maybe it was blind determination, maybe it was idiocracy. It didn’t matter anymore. Pippin was afraid of orcs. But he didn’t feel afraid now. The orc could beat him, hurt him, kill him even. It didn’t matter. All that mattered to Pippin was that three hobbits made it home to the shire. Pippin thought of Gandalf’s story of a path beneath a far sunset. Taking the path to protect his cousin didn’t sound so bad. "
Summary: During the final battle at the black gates, Pippin Took finds his courage in order to protect his older cousin. But it comes at a price. The worrying question is, will this injury be enough to permanently separate Merry and Pippin?
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Fool of a Took by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies), the lord of the rings
12 Mar 2025
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"Merry." Pippin said flatly, and almost soberly.
"What?" Merry once again thought that Pip was going to be sick, but he wasn't showing any signs of it other than some slightly uncomfortable squirming.
"I need to..." Pippin winced in discomfort, his movements becoming very obvious to Merry, now.
Oh. Of course.
CONTAINS KINK/FETISH CONTENT. DONT LIKE, DONT READ.
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There to Stay by Writer_of_many_subjects
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
23 Jan 2025
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Elvira Salvatore, once from a high class northern family finds herself thrown into the story of one of her favourite authors. When she is brought under the wing of Gandalf she starts to think that she made a deal with a higher being that can't be taken back. Now she has to juggle learning magic, archery, and sword play while trying to stay alive in a world that was not made for someone like her who would much rather stay at home reading a book or grading papers.
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No Time to Catch our Breath by PrincessUnder_the_Mountain (Taken_by_fictional)
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies)
29 Nov 2024
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You and Merry have been fooling around for a while, away from the public eye. On a sunny day, while having a little rendezvous you're almost caught; twice...
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- Part 4 of My Tolkien Tumblr Fics
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McDenethor's by Lethalhedgehogs (orphan_account)
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
10 Oct 2024
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Because of an egregious injustice against Boromir, Pippin must pay his dues and pledge his service to the Denethor family business.
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- Part 3 of All Who Wander End Up In Wendy's
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Secret Life of The Hobbit by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
11 May 2016
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Because I freaking can, m'kay?
Assuming that the war of the ring never happened, thence I give you The Secret Life of Hobbits.
Carrots, potatoes and mushrooms, oh my!- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 173
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 8
- Hits:
- 274