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Diez años siendo amigos y compañeros, el dúo dinámico del FBI, una misión peligrosa ahí era nuestro sitio, siempre dispuestos a todo para resolver un caso, el mejor complemento que tenia nuestra unidad, al menos hasta que nos notificaron de la nueva misión, no solo debíamos investigar sino ir encubierto como una pareja gay que traficaba con armas y arte robado.
Ambos nos conocíamos de tanto tiempo que no creímos que fuera muy complicado... al menos no lo hubiera sido si en aquel viaje no hubiéramos descubierto algo de nosotros mismos que no creíamos posible... ¿Cómo no nos habíamos dado cuenta de esto? entender que no soy completamente heterosexual a los casi treinta definitivamente era una jodida locura, sobre todo porque no contaba con descubrir esto con mi amigo y compañero de trabajo.
Esto jamás debió haber sucedido, ambos teníamos pareja... y Spreen apunto de casarse, definitivamente esto era un jodido infierno.
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- Part 5 of Spiderbear
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Content Creator Quackity is a lot of things: Funny, Kind, Charismatic, and sometimes Great Under Pressure. That is when the under pressure isn’t having been somehow transported to the DSMP and having to play your DSMP counterpart. It also doesn’t help that the one man who can help you is the DSMP versions old rival Wilbur Soot.
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- Part 1 of The Nexus
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Polyamorous relationship between you, Quackity and Wilbur. Quackity has set rules for you, you follow them. It's simple and you love it.
Also, I do not support Wilbur, but write about him cause he probs saved my life (oops)
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Some think humanity is inherently evil, yet some think people are set for good. Even if they end up being less so. Slime doesn’t know what humans are, but he would consider himself a blank slate.
Until Quackity wrote all over him.
He taught Slime how to hide, rise, survive. He forgot to teach Slime how to live.
This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time.
The house always wins, even if Quackity says they don’t need to play anymore.
On a long enough timeline, the coin lands on tails.
This isn’t betrayal. It’s Legacy.
Or: After the wars and election, the server is at a standstill, but Las Nevadas flourishes, untouched. Quackity is happy where they stand, at the top of the world. But Slime is driven by his teachings to never stop climbing. What does he do when there’s nowhere else to climb? Build an illegal Fight Club, of course.
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Many years ago, Philza was an expert assassin for an international crime syndicate; dubbed the Angel of Death and known and feared by all. These days, however, washed up, hurt, and lonely, he finds it difficult reconciling his mired past with the everyday chores of a civilian.
A lot changes once he crosses paths with coach Technoblade.
; or, Former Assassin!Philza and Gym Coach!Technoblade AU
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He wasn’t on the floor, he wasn’t serving drinks, and he especially wasn’t running the casino; right now, he was just Quackity who limped home after a long shift. The last thing he wanted to do was nurse a snot nosed teen back to health, but-- against his better judgement-- that's exactly what he did.
And what did he have to show for it?
Not one, but two swift kicks to the face. His dignity and window and face shattered by the blond, bloody, crazy-teenage-weirdo-Syndicate member he'd dragged into his house.
Fuck his life.
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Two drivers in rival teams, trapped in a battle that goes beyond trophies and podiums.
A past buried under layers of resentment, racing towards inevitable collisions.
Wilbur wants to prove he still belongs in Formula 1. Quackity wants to watch him fail.
Neither of them is ready to hit the brakes.
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The friend group's affable dynamic gets challenged when Socks and Funneh intimidate Froggycrossing/Raven for knowing their real motives.
Soon, Samantha and other YouTubers have differing opinions about the group compared to before.- Language:
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“Well, I think we can get started now.” Bad clasped his hand together, sounding rather cheerful given the situation they were in. "The plan is to take it easy today and start to learn about each other. I have a topic to cover if we have some extra time. Now, I’d like this to be as calm and comfortable for everyone as possible, so I won’t call on you unless nobody speaks for too long. But I’ll try to let you talk when you’re ready.”
Quackity was on his far right, so that was most likely why Bad’s gaze lingered on him a second at the end, softening slightly. He tried to brush it off and ignore the humiliation slowly creeping back up on him.
He tugged his beanie down, hiding as much of his hair as possible even though it was definitely sticking out on the back of his neck.The Las Nevadas Group Therapy AU!
(inspired by 101 reasons to live (and keep living after that) by CyreneScreams)Series
- Part 1 of Ad Astra Universe
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“The difference between us is that I actually care about other people! Techno, we spent weeks together—!”
“Do not speak to me of loyalty!”
“No! No!” Tommy shook his head. Technoblade was wrong, he was loyal, he was loyal to his very own deaths and he would die for his cause. Technoblade had no cause. “You are my friend and you betrayed me! You sided with Dream—” Tommy’s voice cracked, “—even though you knew—! You knew what he did to me! Why would you side with that maniac!”
“I don’t care about your discs. I care about freedom, and we cannot have freedom with the government!”
“You have your own freedom! Just let people love what they love, man!” ‘Put your things in the hole, Tommy’ rang in his ears. Did every man he ever looked up to have to hurt him? When would it stop?
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OR: A retelling of Post-Exile to the Disc Saga Finale. The second posted part of an entire DSMP retelling. A more grounded rework of the DSMP, still including the humour and charm that made the DSMP so special.
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- Part 2 of DSMP Reimagined
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Un grupo de amigas descubriran el amor, cada una a su manera, cada una con consecuencias y obstaculos, no saben como amar, son jovenes y recien estan aprendiendo, ¿podran realmente hacer surgir su amor?.
No lo saben, solo saben que sienten intensamente, que no pueden predecir que hcer y cada una cometera errores, pero tal vez a pesar de estos, al final del camino puedan estar con quienes aman, antes de que sea tarde. -
A Friend on Enemy Territory by Gold_Hummingbird
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
01 Aug 2025
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All is fair in love and war.
One side has to win. That’s fair enough in war, right? That’s what everybody agrees on, at least.
But love isn’t one-sided, and nobody's sure what to make of it. Love is simply an emotion that has been lost on the battlefield, simply another luxury war had ripped away. Nobody cares to dig it up again.
That just begs the question; who actually wins in love? And what do you do when the very person you love is the enemy you also fight against?
And then a rival pops up.
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Or, Tommy and Purpled are not okay, but they can be okay together. :D
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“What the—”
“Elm street, Paradise Burgers,” A voice snaps, his tone clipped. “Are you deaf? Get a move on!”
“This is not a fucking taxi, shithead! What are you—”
The next thing he knows, there’s a gun pointing towards him.
or, In which Tommy is an undocumented teenager trying to get by with his driving gig, until Wilbur Craft, one of the members of the Craft family, confuses him as his getaway driver.
or, how Tommy Innit becomes the mob's glorified Uber driver.
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Over and over by Evil_ratz
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Slimecicle Cinematic Universe (Web Series)
01 Aug 2025
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Over and over slimecicle is put into a new world because of schlatt, but now slimecicle has had enough and must keep his secret safe and escape the grasp of schlatts wrath
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Slimecicle is a god but jschlatt and Charlie made a deal to protect molypus
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“You can call me Technoblade, by the way. Only old people like Phil get called sir. May I have your name?”
"W- yeah, uh, it's Ranboo." they said, not wanting to be rude. But the moment they said it, they felt a heavy pit of loss open up in their chest, like they had been emptied and left hollow like a carved pumpkin after the Feast of the Moon. They gasped, suddenly unable to take in enough of the bitingly frigid air, curling in on themself as they ached with the sudden vacuity making its home in them, fingers tingling with numbness as their head became light, dizzy.
“Ranboo.” A deep voice rumbled into their ear, close enough to send shivers down their spine. He said their name with a purpose, with a sense of satisfaction and amusement, and part of their mind quaked in fear, even if they weren’t quite sure what they were afraid of. “That was easy. It was nice to meet you, Ranboo. I’ll see you very soon.”
i.e. ive read so many Dark SBI fics so now ive decided its Ranboo's turn to get kidnapped ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Isla Quesadilla, marzo de 1813. Ha iniciado la temporada social y los omegas que han llegado a la edad de merecer hacen su debut para cumplir el único objetivo que les han permitido obtener: casarse con un alfa o beta de alto renombre o con mucho dinero.
Para Quackity Rex, aquella imposición es una m*rda y busca la manera de obtener el título de su padre sin obtener un esposo, pero un castaño muy atractivo se lo pondrá muy difícil.
Por otra parte, Missa está decidido a encontrar un esposo que pueda mantenerlo y darle la liberta de seguir tocando música, y la repentina ayuda de un viudo podría ser su salvación o su perdición.
Pero nada se compara con Roier, que tras ser elegido el diamante de la temporada, busca conquistar a su primer amor de la infancia. Será que esta nueva fama era lo que realmente necesitaba para conseguir el verdadero amor? O se dará cuenta de que los finales felices no existen y que algunas personas no son como él realmente esperaba?
Aclaraciones dentro del fic. Hay muchas subtramas y mucha (PERO MUCHA) influencia de Bridgerton en esto.
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to raise an anarchist (and receive a tyrant) by seasonaldepressionclub
Fandoms: Dream SMP
01 Aug 2025
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Technoblade is a living sword.
For four hundred years he fought wars on behalf of tyrants, but one wish to a dead god sends him back in time to before the madness. Now Techno sets his sights on revenge, and plans to use the youngest heir of the Duke of Blumefallen, Theseus, to usurp the throne and achieve his revenge, then hopefully dip from the drama.
But what happens when the Craft family doesn't want him to leave?
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- Part 4 of season's sPoOky bingo board
- Part 1 of spooky bingo board for spooky season (2)
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The Quote Book by AlliumXP
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Origins SMP
31 Jul 2025
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This is literally just a DSMP/OSMP quote book :P
(I should have a new quote out daily [that's a lie it's when I remember] and if you’re lucky 2 *cough cough* I mean 5…)
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- Part 10 of DSMP Fics
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i am no bird, and no net ensnares me by sonnet_icarus
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
31 Jul 2025
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"You have five seconds to explain what you're doing in my house." Phil tightens his grip on the gun, the barrel pressing into the side of Quackity's head. "Or you're dead."
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"I'm only going to say this once," Quackity starts, slowly, "so you better listen."
Wilbur's eyes meet his. Neither of them move.
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Or, Quackity is an assassin. He's got a lot of things to do, and not enough time.
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The Sleepy Boys are global superstars by day, demon hunters by night. With a city built on chaos and something ancient stirring beneath the streets, their biggest show might be their last.
Three brothers use their voices to protect the world while the eldest might be hiding something huge.
Orrrr a SBI K-Pop demon hunters au where Wilbur is Rumi and Quackity is Jinu