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The Pasta Party by libdeminomenon
Fandoms: Political RPF, Political RPF - UK 20th-21st c.
29 Apr 2025
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Some would say this is genius. Most would say I belong in a mental hospital, possibly with the rest of the Pasta Party. Anyway, this is a crack fic set in 2029 about a made-up political party taking over the UK government, the EU, NATO and perhaps the universe. If you recognise the names of any real politicians, that is entirely coincidence. This is fiction. I will not go to jail over this. The prisons are overcrowded enough as it is.
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“Do you have enough time to…” Jesse’s words trailed off. His confidence suddenly left as he looked into the wild sparkle of Rob’s dark eyes.
“I have,” Rob checked the practical watch on his wrist, “ten minutes, so if you think you can make me cum in that time,” Rob held Jesse’s chin between his thumb and index finger and made the man look at him. “then certainly,” he spoke in a husky tone.
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I'm Half As Good As It Gets (I'll Point You To The Mirror) by loosewordshanging
Fandoms: Political RPF, Political RPF - Netherlands 21st c.
13 Apr 2025
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Rob complies, lifting her head and looking at Jesse. “You're too good to me,” she murmurs, and before Jesse can question her, she's kissing him. The lipstick is slightly drying on her lips, too cheap, but the strange feeling is easily compensated for by the knowledge that when she pulls back Jesse will have remnants of her smudged around his mouth.
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Rob doesn't let things get to him. He's far too busy for that.
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- Kudos:
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Premier Wilders en de grote zoektocht naar een greintje respect by Qiplutic
Fandoms: Political RPF - Netherlands 21st c.
02 Dec 2024
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Geert Wilders zou minister-president moeten zijn, maar op onbegrijpelijke (en oneerlijke!) wijze is hij nogsteeds alleen maar de partijleider van de PVV. Niemand luisterd naar wat hij te zeggen heeft.
Maar dat gaat veranderen.
Want Geert Wilders heeft nog een paar trucjes in petto:
Sex, espresso, een boyfriend in de Navo, twitter, en een nieuwe wereldoorlog. Nederland (en Mark Rutte) zullen er achter komen wat voor een groots man hij wel niet is.Series
- Part 4 of Politieke Chaos
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A Simple Favor by Anonymous
Fandoms: Political RPF - Netherlands 21st c., Resse - Fandom
13 Jul 2024
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Jesse Klaver assumed that his one nightstand with Rob Jetten was meant to be kept in the dark and in the past. Until Nico visits, asking for a simple favor.
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- Part 2 of Resse One Shots.
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By Rights You Should Be Bludgeoned (In Your Bed) by loosewordshanging
Fandoms: Political RPF, Political RPF - Netherlands 21st c.
11 Jul 2024
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“It’s worth it,” says Rob. Jesse looks up at him, watches his split lower lip move as he speaks.
“Worth it for you. I'm the one patching you up.”
“I'm the one who's in pain.”
Jesse, proving Rob's point, begins to soak up the blood from Rob's skinned knee with the cotton pad. Rob hisses. It's deep, but he's a quick healer, and it's already beginning to scab around the edges. Jesse wishes he'd called him sooner.
“There's more than one way to be in pain,” Jesse says. He leaves it at that, though there is so much more to say.
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Mechanical Failure by Anonymous
Fandoms: Political RPF - Netherlands 21st c., Resse - Fandom
26 Jun 2024
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Two political opponents, while stuck in an elevator, begin a game of truth or dare to pass the time. Secrets are revealed.
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- Part 1 of Resse One Shots.
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Why Talk About It? by loosewordshanging
Fandoms: Political RPF, Political RPF - Netherlands 21st c.
26 Mar 2024
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It will change nothing. He will always be what everyone had predicted. Too reckless, too uprooted, too haphazard to ever amount to anything. Rob will be his undoing.
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↳ ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ De Tweede kamer, or The Dutch Parliament, has the task to form new laws with the government. It is nothing more than that. Yet, sadly, private life tends to mingle with professional life, depending on who you mess around with.
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When shit hits the fan, You can hold my hand by AUNTIE_Jae_Eun
Fandoms: Political RPF - Netherlands 21st c., Resse - Fandom
11 Nov 2023
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When everything hits rock-bottom for the Dutch government, So does the lives of everyone involved.
Luckily Rob and Jesse have each other when no one else is.
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It was all just a game, the smiles, the looks, the flirt, but what happen when the #resse becomes a world wide trend on Tik Tok? When they realise that, maybe, there are feelings underneath?
But Jesse is married, Rob lives with his boyfriend, they are happy, or so it seems.
Will they act on it? Or would it be just a huge mistake? Can they find a little bit peace and happiness in the secrecy of an affair?
Mostly a sad slowburn for a mature audience. Includes sex, power play dynamics, and trying to deal with doing mistakes as adults.
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Back to Black by onmyown334
Fandoms: Political RPF - Netherlands 21st c., Resse - Fandom
06 Jul 2023
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The first mistake he made was opening the door when Jesse Klaver showed up on his doorstep, bag in hand.
The second mistake he made was letting him in - in more ways than one.
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Rob Jetten is not like normal teenage girls, he is a grown adult man. One morning, he gets sold to the dutch mafia by his mother for the low price of 5 bottles of Heineken beer. How will Rob survive his life with the cold-hearted mafia boss Jesse Klaver???
(horrible idea, but enjoy)
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- Part 3 of Politieke Chaos
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The Body Politic by onmyown334
Fandoms: Political RPF - Netherlands 21st c., Resse - Fandom
28 Aug 2022
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After the 2017 election, Rob Jetten comes bouncing into Parliament with all the enthusiasm of an impeccably dressed and exceptionally well-groomed puppy. Normally, Jesse would be more than happy to show an old friend the ropes - if they were just 'old friends,' that is.
Or, over the span of four years, Rob Jetten and Jesse Klaver reunite, fall apart, fall in love, and carry on a secret relationship in the nest of vipers otherwise known as the Tweede Kamer.
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Resse Collection by YouGoTooFastForMe_AC
Fandoms: Resse - Fandom, Political RPF - Netherlands 21st c.
13 Aug 2022
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Veränderungen beim Essen gehen: Bereits an Robs erstem Tag treffen sie sich und verstehen sich sofort recht gut. Nachdem sie ein Mal essen gehen, entschließen sie sich, dies zu einer Gewohnheit werden zu lassen.
Mails aus Langeweile: Rob und Jesse sind bei einer Sitzung gelangweilt und schicken sich daher peinlich romantische Emails.
Urlaubs-Mails: Während Rob in Berlin auf einer Versammlung ist, schreibt er aus Langeweile Mails mit Jesse.
Star Wars Mails: Während einer Besprechung gibt Rob in Mails an Jesse mit seinem Wissen über Star Wars an.
2012: Jesse soll Rob ausspionieren und herausfinden, ob er wirklich homosexuell ist. Dabei nähern sie sich (man glaubt es kaum) an.
Fehler fürs Leben: Sie sind beide verliebt doch es braucht einen großen Fehler von Rob, dass sie es bemerken. Und Sjoerd muss leiden.
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Some fluffy oneshots of Jesse Klaver and Rob Jetten.
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In a series of hits and misses, the two of them will always be at the forefront.
(a.k.a., Jesse Klaver and Rob Jetten, through the years)
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The Jimin Switch by PlatonicConspiracy
Fandoms: Eurovision Song Contest RPF, 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, One Direction (Band), Johnny Test (Cartoon)
19 Apr 2022
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AU Where Polish terrorist Rafał Brzozowski is married to Jimin from BTS. But when an FBI investigation leaves Jimin killed, private detective Oli London takes his place to start an investigation into Rafał's life. What kind of terrorist attack is Rafał planning in Turin? Who is Uku Suviste and why does he hate Armenians? Why did Zayn leave One Direction and why are Duda and Macron fucking in the public restroom?
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Where Rob is burried deep in paper work and documents to read and Jesse is boiling up because of Wilders and needs to blow off steam.