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When Ted Lasso’s father dies, his mother decides it would be best for them to get a new start somewhere else.
So, Ted finds himself uprooted and placed at a new school in a country new to him where the people speak English, but it might as well be gibberish because Ted doesn’t understand any of it. He finds himself having to accustom to wearing a uniform and fitting in.
Roy Kent is the lead footballer and one of the most popular kids as Richmond Secondary School. He had his whole career lined up, a loving girlfriend, and just about everything he’s dreamed of.
Until the new kid Ted Lasso blows it all to shit. Now, Roy must figure his way around the new kid that won’t leave him alone and basically threatens his spot on the team while juggling his classes. Roy doesn’t understand Lasso’s motive. Is he trying to irritate him on purpose? And why does he have to be so fucking charming?
Will Roy get past Ted antics? Or will he fall for him like everyone else seems to be doing.
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Trent Crimm, The Athletic. Roy, I wanted to ask your comment about the altercation with Jamie Tartt during the third period?
Little prick deserved it and I would happily do it again, next!
He just made things so hard for their PR team but he didn't really care.
Because he fucking hates Jamie Tartt and he's happy to let the world know.
(hockey alternative universe. prior knowledge of hockey not necessary :)
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Jamie’s life had been worse–it really had been.
His life felt vaguely reminiscent of a polished purgatory. It wasn’t entirely horrible; it just wasn’t what he thought it’d be when he was growing up. Every stroke of bad luck was followed by a stroke of good luck, as if his life were a game of dominoes. At 16, Jamie fought his father for the first time. Then, James got his first arrest that resulted in his mother finally being granted a restraining order against him. When Jamie was 17, he presented as an omega and was forced to quit football that same week. Only three months later, the Premier League suddenly decided omegas were capable of playing. Just Jamie’s fucking luck. The universe had always made room for him, yet he still managed to feel like shit. -
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Could one act of trust one morning have changed the direction of Nathan Shelley’s life?
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"I swear it wasn't me." Jamie defended himself. Roy didn't believe Jamie. Ted intervened.
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The Mustang family takes a much needed trip home to Hawkeye Estates, but memories of the past continue to haunt their present.
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- Part 26 of Stolen Moments
- Part 25 of Stolen Moments All SFW Versions
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After Roy comes back he notices Colin isn’t his usual cheerful self. Determined to be a better coach than he was captain he takes him under his wing, Jamie is jealous.
Canon divergent, no Keeley/Roy they're just besties.
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Roy deserved cold, just as he deserved to hear all the shit the pundits had to say about how shit he had played. He was drenched in cold water, pain, and self-hatred reinforced by the words on the television screen.
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The seeds burst like confetti and the wind snatched them up with greedy fingers, and Jamie wished, deeply, fervently, with a belief he hadn’t had since the day his dad had burst back into his life, that he could have been there for Ted when he’d needed it, just like Ted had been there for him.
. . .A drunk Jamie makes a wish. Because his luck is rubbish, the universe takes it a little too literally and turns Ted into a teenager.
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Roy has a crisis about his behavior as a captain towards the team after a conversation with Jamie confronts him with how much older he is than his teammate.
AKA, I make Georgie a teen mom and have Roy realize they’re the same age
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Need You to Love Me by Lynyangell for Mysticminds_10
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
02 May 2025
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"Three paces. Bounce twice. Turn.
She will fall and fall and fall again, every day for the rest of her life, because she knows now that this is not her destiny. She is living someone else’s life, a lie like a secret identity. Nobody told her the secret. Is there a secret? What is she missing? There are pieces of her missing on the inside. Reamed out by bullets. Hollow."
Riza shatters, and Roy is left to try to pick up the pieces.
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- Part 25 of Stolen Moments
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Jamie finds out he wasn't Roy's first man kiss.
(I do not own Ted Lasso)
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When your masters placement gets screwed, you end up at the only place available: AFC Richmond. The only downside- you know fuck all about football.
Or: you mistake Roy Kent for the caretaker on your first day, and you and Roy haven't stopped thinking about each other since.
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Five Times Jamie Tartt Missed Morning Workout by Jardinlionne for @remisfriend26
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
05 Apr 2025
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Jamie is sick and cranky.
Part 1 of Five times Jamie missed morning workout and the one time he didn't. The five times he was sick or hurt and the one time he wasn't.
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Jamie, the little prick, was going out of his way to send Roy up the fucking wall. It didn’t help that it was raining. They’d had plans to go to the zoo but storm fucking something or other had come along and there were flood warnings out in London. Roy had promised they’d go another day but Jamie had been in protest since. He didn’t want to do any of the things Roy suggested, but he also didn’t want to be left to his own fucking devices which had become clear when Roy had picked up his book. He wished Keeley was here, she was so much better at redirecting Jamie’s attention when he was in a mood.
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Or the one where there's a storm in London and Jamie goes out of his way to be a brat until Roy runs out of patience. -
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“Uh… Coach?”
“Mmh?”
Jamie blushed. “Do you really have to… do, well, that? I promise I won’t drive too fast no more. Swear down.”
“Nice try. Yes I’m going to give you a good, hard spanking, Jamie Tartt, so that next time you even think of driving over the legal limit you think of how fucking red your arse was.”
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Or the one where Jamie gets stopped by the police for driving very fast and gives them Roy's number as his emergency contact. Roy doesn't appreciate being woken up at 3am.
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Things We Lost in the Fire by Lynyangell
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
21 Mar 2025
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Roy and Riza return to Ishbal to oversee the groundbreaking of the Amestrian Embassy. Riza comes down with a case of desert fever, and there's tension in the air. Long overdue conversations take place.
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- Part 23 of Stolen Moments
- Part 23 of Stolen Moments All SFW Versions
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The truth, if he looked at himself and his apparently “crazy” eyebrows in the mirror, had been staring him right in the face for months. Despite how wonderful, smart, sexy, and accomplished she was, Keeley simply didn’t need him. Part of Roy (an embarrassingly big part) wanted to believe that Jamie Tartt did.
An alternative take on S3E6 Sunflowers and onward into the unknown.
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When practice finally ends and the players trudge back to the locker room, Dani goes straight to the boot room. Calmly, slowly, he unlaces his boots, puts them up, and then… bursts into tears.
He can’t help it. He’s deeply upset, especially at the fact that Zava had been his childhood hero, the man he’d looked up to from the start. The man who, secretly, Dani had been lusting after for such a painfully long time.
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AKA allegations have come out that Zava may have been on steroids. Jamie is over the moon, but Dani is devastated.
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Some of the team want to do an ice bath challenge and Jamie explains why he thinks that’s a bad idea, casually revealing a childhood story that subsequently makes Roy and the Greyhounds want to commit a murder.
Or Jamie gets all the hugs and then some.Written as Gen but you can't spell Bromance without Romance