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“What the—”
“Elm street, Paradise Burgers,” A voice snaps, his tone clipped. “Are you deaf? Get a move on!”
“This is not a fucking taxi, shithead! What are you—”
The next thing he knows, there’s a gun pointing towards him.
or, In which Tommy is an undocumented teenager trying to get by with his driving gig, until Wilbur Craft, one of the members of the Craft family, confuses him as his getaway driver.
or, how Tommy Innit becomes the mob's glorified Uber driver.
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to raise an anarchist (and receive a tyrant) by seasonaldepressionclub
Fandoms: Dream SMP
01 Aug 2025
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Technoblade is a living sword.
For four hundred years he fought wars on behalf of tyrants, but one wish to a dead god sends him back in time to before the madness. Now Techno sets his sights on revenge, and plans to use the youngest heir of the Duke of Blumefallen, Theseus, to usurp the throne and achieve his revenge, then hopefully dip from the drama.
But what happens when the Craft family doesn't want him to leave?
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- Part 4 of season's sPoOky bingo board
- Part 1 of spooky bingo board for spooky season (2)
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Tommy dies, and then he wakes up staring at a young piglin hybrid who looks uncomfortably familiar. And he's in the Nether. Wait, what did the kid say his name was? Okay, so he's in the past. That explains it.
Like hell it does! What is he supposed to do now?!
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Tommy is The Adult and Techno is Very Curious about this random werido. Shenanigans and fluff ensue.
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- Part 1 of A Man Named Theseus
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And so Rise the Wordless by DecayOfDivorced
Fandoms: Dream SMP, sbi - Fandom, Original Work
01 Aug 2025
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Techno hasn't met another human in almost a year.
He's been in space for almost 2.What could possibly go wrong when hijacking a trafficking ship?
Accidentally getting adopted by a group of aliens apparently.
aka: sbi space au with beeduo & niki and chaos ensues with found family and a lot of language barrier
(I'll probably change this summary in the future)
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The Sleepy Boys are global superstars by day, demon hunters by night. With a city built on chaos and something ancient stirring beneath the streets, their biggest show might be their last.
Three brothers use their voices to protect the world while the eldest might be hiding something huge.
Orrrr a SBI K-Pop demon hunters au where Wilbur is Rumi and Quackity is Jinu
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Spiders are overlooked, they are stealthy but also vicious. They lure you into their web. They kill and move on. That is exactly what Tommy is. A Spider.
‘Again’ the instructor commanded. Theseus felt the exhaustion in his bones, but he could not stop. Stopping means failure ,and failure in the academy means death.
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After years of training to be a perfect spider, Tommy finally graduates. Little does the academy know Tommy has a plan to get out.
Once he does get out, Tommy stumbles into the world where villains and heroes decide the rules.- Language:
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"Due to all the stupid superstitions about fae," the lady turned to him and just rolled her eyes at the thought or hi=er statement, "I cannot give you my true name." Yeah, they're trying to save you, Tommy thought bitterly. While he doesn't think he would ever use a name for an 'evil purpose' now that he knows that humans are not all of what they seem, he knows that there are faeries who would use human names for evil. Maybe his own family..
"However, you may call me a nickname, Moon"
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Tommy has an okay life as a fae; he has a great family, but, y'know, overprotective much. Then one day he 'accidentally' (actually though) ended up in the human realm. He starts to figure out things in the mortal world and makes friends, and someone even takes him in! But it turns out he truly underestimates the lengths his family will go to find him.OR, OR-
My somewhat attempt at making dark SBI and a fae au [insert thumbs up]DISCLAIMER: I am only writing about the CHARACTERS. I am NOT writing about the content creators! Please keep that in mind!!
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- Part 1 of "We all have stories"
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Fluffy July 2025 by mossybee_exe
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP
31 Jul 2025
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A whole month of pure fluff!!! You'll have to go to the dentist to get cavities removed after reading all of these!
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Some short works based on my another work.
The stories about sbi family life（especially food）- Language:
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Tommyinnits guide to owning a successful flower shop (with minimal amount of coffee!) by Arson_dope
Fandoms: Dream SMP
31 Jul 2025
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I already have five new orders, three customers with custom arrangements, and my coffee make it broken for the seventh time this week, God guess ill have to head to that one cafe- what do you mean a robbery happened there? WHAT DO YOU MEAN TUBBO GOT HURT?!?
Or, I made a fic with a lot of hurt Tommy and everyone is hurt because my coffee machine is broken.
Or or, I had no caffeine
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- Part 1 of 🌸Flower petals will fall 🌸
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Blessings from the Gods are rare, almost forgotten in much of the world where the Gods have begun to lose their grasp on the people in favor of mortal rulers. Still, it would be accurate to assume humans gifted with wings have been touched by something higher. But even with the intervention of Gods, there’s a reason all the Blessed have been born with their wings…
Until now.
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On his eighteenth birthday, Technoblade will finally fully ascend to the throne as king and take complete control of his kingdom. He's certain that things will finally begin to fall into place then, if only he can hold on that long. But right when his goals are within reach, strange symptoms and maladies begin to affect his body, and mind.
Why does it seem like inhuman forces may just be at play? And how will Techno be able to keep going as things only grow worse and worse?
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> #general
BIG TOMMY: HELLO
jackmanifold: think i made a mistake accepting this inv
BIG TOMMY: HELLO JACK MANIFOLD
jackmanifold: ..hello tommy
clay: yo
so i thought we should have a discord for school
i sent a bunch of invites but some people aren’t herePh1LzA: Ok then why am I here
I graduated alreadyclay: u need to control tommy, wil and techno
no one else canor: literal circus of friends navigate through the tumultuous and rocky journey that is school with a sprinkling of chaos and a side of angst
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- Part 1 of it always comes back to explosions
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Project Getaway - TommyInnit's 'Taxi' Service by babblingbugzo
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 Jul 2025
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"Hey, welcome to McPuffy’s, can I please take your order?" The McPuffy’s worker asked.
"Finally." Tommy couldn’t help but mutter before continuing with his typical order, "Can I get a McNugget happy meal with a coke?"
"Is that it?"
Before Tommy could say yes, a quiet, and blatantly forced, cough came from the back of his car. Oh, right, he probably should have asked the two supervillains in the back of his car if they wanted anything. It was just polite manners.
When he turns around to face them, he's met with the cruel reminder of the gun being pointed at his head. Somehow, during the thrill of the chase, he almost forgot The Blade was holding him at gunpoint. Tommy only scowled in response before asking, "Do either of you want anything from McPuffys?"
A huge smile spread across Chorus' face, "A quarter pounder would be great, please."
—or, after a string of coincidental events, Tommy finds himself working as a getaway driver for the deadliest villains in the city under the guise of a taxi driver, manages to find a family, collect a series of enemies, and find two friends whose chaotic energy can only be challenged by his own—
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After a decade of chaos, the power registration bureau has brought peace to the world. To avoid prison, individuals with strong powers must become heroes (like Wilbur)
But some chose to go rogue (like Tommy)
Or hide it (like Techno)
Or hide it, and then go rogue (like Phil)
But it’s a lonely life…Pre-written, updates every six days ‘cause I’m not like the other girls
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- Part 9 of CampanullaFae's English mcyt fics
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TommyInnit the chauffeur for villains (Apparently) by Asphod3l
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
30 Jul 2025
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Theseus Innit is but a humble man, he hops from job to job because he wants to, not because he’s forced to. He lives in a shitty apartment because he wants to, he avoids all heroes, vigilantes and villains because he wants to, he’s perfectly fine with having zero control over his destructive power and he’s perfectly fine with letting his car get stolen by extremely famous villains– wait, no. No, no he’s absolutely not fine with that, his... His car!
He’s perfectly fine with getting adopted by said villains.
…Maybe that one is true but you didn’t hear it from him.
Or; Tommy gains a family and it all started with a stolen car.
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He stopped to look over himself in the mirror. His hair was still dripping and he had a couple bruises littering his face. Tommy also took note of the small scrape at the bottom left side of his jaw. He definitely looked like he’d gotten into another fight. His family was definitely going to be worried about that, he might even get a scolding from his dad about fighting. He was not looking forward to that tonight.
He sighed as he approached the door. Slowly turning the knob and pushing it open. Whatever he was expecting to find at eight something at night, it wasn’t this. In front of him sat his brother in a wooden dining chair, with a few drops of blood on his yellow sweater, holding a handful of tissues to his nose. His father stood in front of him, ice pack in hand, black wings bristled from worry. They only seemed to stand up more as the older man looked over Tommy.
“What the hell happened to you?”
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The SBI are a fully functional family, all secretly working in different Superpower Factions.
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Tommy had been a blood bag for vampires all his life. He was trained. An expert, one could say. He knew to only speak when spoken to, always to do as he was commanded, never to defend himself, never to run, never to show his pain.
He could be perfect. A perfect blood bag.
But when the Angel of Death showed interest in him, he faced challenges he'd never thought he'd encounter.Or: Phil would normally never buy a living blood bag but strange times asked for unusual solutions. And he did intent to set him free as soon as possible and offer him a good life in one of his citys in the Antarctic empire. Why he ended up choosing this scared looking teenager was another question. Maybe following his originally plan would prove to be harder than he thought. Maybe his kids would love to have another brother.
Or: Tommy is terrified, Phil gets attached - as he does. And things get better.
Dark SBI, especially in the beginning - but Phil is a softy for fatherless kids - even if they're TECHNICALLY just a means to survival.
This has obviously NOTHING to do with the CCs. Does that still need to be said?Series
- Part 1 of Red eyes
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Tommy snaps his face towards the right, he sees a truck going full-speed, not stopping—
“Hey. Hey!” He waves his arms wildly at the vehicle, but it doesn’t seem to notice him. Or care. “There’s a cat! There’s a fucking—” He looks towards the cat again, and it has frozen, cowered in the middle of the street. Tommy doesn’t even think. He never does.
He jumps over the fence.
Or; Tommy, now Theseus Innit, finds himself inside a shitty fantasy novel he read in 9th grade. Instead of accepting his fate, he does what he's done all his life.
He runs. Fuck fate.
Or; SBI Royalty Isekai AU w/ lots of political intrigue, low fantasy aspects, and complex relationships.
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Tommy fucks around.
Purpled finds out.AKA
The story in which Nothing Goes Wrong Ever I PromiseSeries
- Part 1 of Crimson Song Universe
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I'll Take All Your Pain Away (Do You Know It Becomes Mine?) by Oh_Queery_Me
Fandoms: Dream SMP
29 Jul 2025
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" "You've been healing me," Tommy said. He stared out the window, quietly, at the snow slowly making it's decent towards the white blanketed ground.
Wilbur froze in the doorway, observing him for any signs of fear as he nursed a mug of regeneration potion spiked tea in his hands. "I've known for weeks," Tommy continued, a small smile forming on his lips, idly almost. "For someone who's been trained to be subtle about these kinds of things, you sure did make it obvious."
Wilbur flinched in the doorway, his mouth pulling into a thin line. "Too sweet in the tea." Tommy finished.
"You're still drinking it." Wilbur supplied nervously.
Tommy hummed, his head tilting slightly to rest his forehead on the glass."It's nice being taken care of." "
Or: The heros take Tommy in off the streets at a very young age and exploit him for his powers. After quite a few interactions with the one of the Syndicate's leaders, Siren, the villain realizes that maybe things are more wrong here than he initially thought.
Or or: I've read all the Dadbur villain and hero fics and decided to make one myself.
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- Part 4 of Dadbur To Help Me Cope