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    So you got woken up in the middle of the night by your new neighbors... no biggie! You're sure they're just excited to be in a new (cheap) apartment. So you decide to introduce yourself to them when they get settled in.

    But to your surprise, your new neighbor just so happens to be a skeleton!

    "Oh!" You say, surprised by your neighbor's appearance, "Uh hey! Welcome to the unit, I'm your neighbor"
    "oh! hey i'm sans" He smiles, lazily copying your initial reaction.

    You hold your hand out to shake, he looks at your hand for a moment before accepting it.

    when all of a sudden...

    PPPPPPRRRT!

    Was that a... whoopie cushion in his hand?

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    Toriel crouches to be at eye level with Frisk. "What's your name?"

    "Alpha Mega Rizz Gyatt," they respond automatically.

    Toriel looks confused for half a second before nodding as if the name makes perfect sense. "Well hello, Alpha Mega Rizz Gyatt, would you like some pie?"

    Huh. They hadn't expected the prank to work. "Call me Frisk, and yes I would fucking love some pie. I'm so hungry."

     

    Or a totally not cringe story ;)

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    You and your family are just enjoying a nice day at the park, when a life changing event happens that ruins everything.

    You get taken away to a facility to be tested on...

    Life doesn't feel as peaceful as it once did, you hated your new life.

    "I wish I could just go into those story books I used to read..."

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    15/?
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    50
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    197
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    53
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    4,625
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    A group of non-humans from across the multiverse decide to play a game of Cards Against Humanity.

    Chaos ensues.

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    Frisk has freed the monsters.

    Now all they need to do is to live on the surface.

    Campy story with plot and sad stuff on top of regular Undertale shenanigans.

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    40,814
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    35
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    60
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    11
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    1,921
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    Papyrus introduces the colored tile maze to Frisk, but it triggers their epilepsy! How will the skeleton brothers handle the situation?

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    1/1
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    59
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    5
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    364
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    Dark
    Darker
    And Darker yet
    Darkness is all I know. . .My only solace is my thoughts, an escape from the 4 walls that are slowly closing in on my reality. . .

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    13,866
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    3
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    17
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    2
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    286
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    Ducky is a 8 year old child who seems to be having a bad time. After standing up for his fellow he runs for his life towards the death mountain where the ground disappears beneath his feet. This is the story of Ducky this is Duckytale

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    1/?
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    What if the Underground started glitching? What if whenever two parallel Timelines, one Undertale, another an Alternate Timeline, Reset at the same time, a bit of the Alternate Timeline leaked into Undertale? What if there were side effects of this happening, like nightmares each time a synchronized Reset occurred? And what if Sans was effected worse than the others with the effects much more severe and some other effects others don't have? What if there were three Alternate Timelines parallel to Undertale, and what if those Alternate Timelines just so happened to be Dusttale, Horrortale, and Something New (AKA Killertale)?

    Discord server: https://discord.gg/wQfvxyEuvj

    Tumblr in case you guys want to make fanart: https://www.tumblr.com/werecat1234

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    Chapters:
    30/30
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    99
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    14,007
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    You've grown up and lived in a nice beach town called Golden Harbor all your life. People would think living in a maritime environment with plenty of attractions would be grand, but for you, it's boring.

    And got oh so incredibly lonely.

    You prefer staying inside, away from the crowd that came with tourist season. You owned an online shop to get by, so thar wasn't too hard anyway.

    Then one day, you meet a group of six skeleton tourists, they didn't even book a hotel before coming here! Out of the kindness from your heart, you reluctantly decide to house them for the rest of the summer.

    The whole three months.

    It might not be all too bad, maybe they can help you step out of your comfort zone, and make your mundane life a bit more livelier!

    But what happens when you find yourself gaining feelings for, not just one, but all of them?!

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    3/?
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    74
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    20
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    855
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    Napstablook doesn’t understand what made them want to come to a party all the way in Snowdin. Even if their cousin (and the star of the Underground) had invited them, they still felt extremely out of place. But at least they had a certain skeleton to keep them company…

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    1/1
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    2
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    127
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    Behold, the crossover that nobody asked for, but deep down, we all knew we needed.

    Spoiler warning for Undertale and Madness Combat 1-8 (Kind of).

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    19
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    53
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    6
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    1,196
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    you thought this would be canon aus, innit? nope.

    this is gonna be wild.

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    2/?
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    8
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    Steven accidentaly comits play Once Upon A Time
    lmao

    This is litteraly just Steven freeing the underground instead of Frisk.
    Also something about being human

    Little drawing about it: Steven💖

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    16
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    59
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    12
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    1,641
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    How many times has Kris experienced Chapter 1 and Chapter 2? How many times have they risked their life, fought those same people, over and over and over? It had to stop. Eventually, there was a breaking point. Something changed, and suddenly, there was opportunity. There was rage, mania, confusion, horribleness. Kris had become something else. Something unlike anything there ever was.

    In this opportunity, Kris has separated from Susie, and after making her do horrible things not even an hour ago, Kris syncs up back with Noelle. Together, they do everything together, that night. Traveling on adventures consolidated solely within Castle Town, and Hometown.

    Something strange has happened because of all this, however. After defeating just about everyone that stood in their way, Kris and Noelle emerge from the Dark World, to find that a new Dark Fountain has formed at Kris' house, despite never opening one there. Together, the two of them aim to find the creator of the new Dark Fountain, and perhaps indulge in what little this world has left to offer them.

    There just seems to be one problem with that. There's one person left who still poses a threat.

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    Humans and monsters lived in peace. Everyone was on the surface happily. No troubles with either species’ existence.
    But when the first zombie breakout was reported, all went to hell. Humans blamed monsters and began to call them rabid creatures. Thinking magical prowess had something to do with the progressive outbreaks, and the increasingly strident outbursts of hatred sparking back and forth caused some monsters to shift. The magic in their souls warping and corrupting with their bloody hatred turning them into bloodthirsty, mindless beasts that rampaged and killed. If a monster came in contact with these ‘Bloodbeasts’, the corruption would spread, like the monster’s version of zombies.
    After those first few harsh years, humans and monsters in Ebbot City began a new rocky coexistence. Relying on each other once more for safety from their respective infectious creatures, and taking refuge underground, in the city's expansive sewer system.
    And the system was about to get three new skeleton members. From other universes outside of your own. After finding them and rescuing them, you couldn't just leave alive souls out for dead. You had become their new babysitter.
    What could go wrong?

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    2/?
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    65
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    15
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    Ink forgot.

    Again.

    "But, ahhh, 'frisk' it!" Ink pouted, their feet kicked the sand under their small body in irritation. Before Ink standing up, their whole body still soaked and covered in sand, their arms fly up into the air.

    "I'm gonna just frisking do whatever I want! Pfft—Bahahahhahahahahaha!" Ink laugh, their voice ring through the whole beach.

    "Hahaha—Pfft—cough!"

    Ink paused, their body hunched forward and vomit.

    "Cough! —Ugh! Oh, man..."

     

    Or, Ink get Isekai'd into My Hero Academia world for fun, wrecked the black and white world up completely without regret.
    Ink goes willingly, though.

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    3/?
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    175
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    36
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    1,697
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    A simple island for a promise of paradise. A breath of pure air cut out from existence. Iris forever gazing, unblinking, humankind believed it to be the world looking out to them through this curious miracle of nature.
    Just like every bodies of water however, its surface bewitched everyone, never to reveal the mysteries lurking underneath.

    Until you bid goodbye to your world, finding another.

    (Information in Author's Note)

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    242
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    9,987
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    Sans and You. Some are first meetings, some are friends, some are lovers, all of them are FLUFF.

    7 one shots with Sans/Reader (non-gendered) written for Sans/You Week 2023 by htsan.
    https://www.tumblr.com/htsan/727168489267380225/sansxyouweek2023
    https://twitter.com/htsaan/status/1697206645305352292

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    8,649
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1,040
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    Eat, sleep, work, repeat. That's your life, and it has been for a long time. The only thing you can remotely call fun is your love for cooking, which is what brings you one night to a cooking class.

    You find yourself paired up with a very tall, very boisterous skeleton who by the end of the night is the first friend you've had in a while. Through him you meet other monsters and they're all just as awesome as he is, except for his brother who is absolutely terrifying.

    But the more you get to know Sans, the more you start to realize that he's a lot more than just the menacing asshole he makes himself out to be.

    Language:
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    Words:
    80,950
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    956
    Kudos:
    1,582
    Bookmarks:
    261
    Hits:
    36,398

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