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Ava thought she understood her world - until the truth about her father, her bloodline, and the first war shatters everything she believed. Clashes, sarcasm, fiery arguments, and the chaos of teenage life are just the beginning - and that's before she's even set foot in Hogwarts for her sixth year.
With a godfather who's one whiskey away from getting his stomach pumped, a father who refuses to stay in the shadows, and secrets threatening to tear her bond apart, Ava soon learns that growing up might be the most dangerous challenge yet. But that's the least of her worries.
Threats, kidnappings, and secrets test loyalty, love, and courage. As bonds are strained and destinies collide, the ultimate confrontation awaits: Dumbledore’s manipulations will be exposed, and only the Triad can decide how the story ends.
Or the one where Ava faces her father, survives heartbreak and hangovers, and finally brings chaos to heel.
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- Part 12 of The Chaos Series
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The Professor by uncontrollableranter for Thoronris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Oct 2025
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Hermione can’t stop dreaming about her professor. Licking him. Gobbling him up—all natures of obscene depravities. Unfortunately for her, he’s an upright, moral man. Also, he hates her.
A ficlet inspired by Thoronris and for Thoronis.
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The Dragon and The Serpent by Ashafbx, Noah_Prince
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Oct 2025
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Receiving the letter to Hogwarts was all that Alysanne Rivers wanted. Making friends, studying hard to prove herself.
The hard-working, determined girl.One boy, however, proves it to be difficult, like it’s a game. That boy you ask? Mattheo Riddle.
The antagonistic, egotistical… good looking boy.Series
- Part 1 of The Dragon and the Serpent
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Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? (you should be) by Snoweylily
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Oct 2025
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“No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
“That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
Harry didn't like the sound of that.
“But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
“Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.
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AU where Severus Snape is tasked with retrieving Harry Potter from his relatives in the summer before the boy’s 5th year rather than the other Order members. Also, horcruxes don't exist.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction based on JK Rowling's Harry Potter series. I do not profit off of this work and it is solely for entertainment purposes.
(I do not support JKR!)
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Severus Snape and His Hatred toward Pumpkin Spice Lattes by Mikel_Snape
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Oct 2025
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Severus Snape woke up every day hating his life. Coffee was the only thing that seemed to dull the pain.
What happens when he cannot even rely on that anymore?
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- Part 2 of Harry Potter Crack - by Mikel Snape
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- 1,400
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- 1/1
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- 2
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After Sirius’s death, Harry runs away from Privet Drive. Snape finds him by accident — injured, alone, and unwilling to go back. A story about recovery, conflict, and two people who don’t trust each other… yet.
(Story in Spanish)
Es el verano después de la muerte de Sirius Black y Harry Potter está cansado. El constante maltrato de Vernon, las terribles pesadillas y sobre todo la abrumadora depresión activan en él algo que jamás había sentido.
La terrible necesidad de escapar.
Rápido.
Sin mirar atrás.
Severus Snape debe buscarlo y regresarlo a casa, por el bien del mundo mágico.
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After the war, the Ministry passed a quiet little law.
Every magically fertile witch or wizard must be paired with a magically compatible partner. They’ll marry, move in together, and—ideally—breed.
It’s not love. It’s legislation.
Severus Snape did not sign up for this. Neither did she.
But their compatibility score is 97.8%.
Which means:
— They’re married.
— They have to share quarters.
— And they’re contractually obligated to have sex 2–3 times a week.They agree to do the bare minimum. The Ministry has other plans.
A darkly funny, slow-burn, magically mandated marriage full of passive-aggressive domesticity, sexual tension, emotional repression, and two emotionally unavailable disasters trying very hard not to fall in love.
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The Embarrassment of the Doctor by Kepler_186f
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who
22 Oct 2025
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It's always awkward when you realise you've accidently conquered wizarding Britain.
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The Dark Lord has accidentally acquired another horcrux in the form of a child and now has to raise it as his own. Join him as he walks the long road of parenthood and maybe finds the closest thing to human emotion he can feel.
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Harry Potter and the Cursed Wizard by LizaGreen
Fandoms: Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Oct 2025
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Upon hearing of the escape of infamous criminal, Sirius Black, Her Majesty The Queen calls upon a power now rarely used in the modern day world. Ordering her Guard Dog to investigate the matter thoroughly, unconvinced of the legitimacy of the workings of the Ministry of Magic, she wants to be assured that the criminal is found and detained appropriately.
Harry Potter meets a new student while staying in the Leaky Cauldron after blowing up his Aunt Marge, trailed by odd servants and with outlandish ideas. He doesn't seem to want to play by the usual rules of Hogwarts at all.
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What if James Potter wasn't actually Harry's father like everyone assumed he was? What if he had been sorted into Slytherin instead, indicating who his real father was? What if Lily wasn't as faithful? The blindfold is removed, Harry faces a new reality that shatters his world in pieces. A world that he was still fresh in when he had found out he was a wizard just months ago. It's coming to the end of his first year at Hogwarts. Will he ever accept this truth? Or will he force himself to be as blind as the rest of the Wizarding World?
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James Potter searches desperately for a way to get over his unrequited crush on Lily Evans. Sirius Black wants nothing more than to distract himself from the ever-growing tension in his family, so he is more than happy to help. But can his fading connection to Regulus survive or will he lose his brother to the upcoming darkness? When things heat up, the Marauders and Severus Snape get caught in the crossfire.
Or in other words: Just your typical Canon Compliant Marauders fic
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Right near the end of the battle of Hogwarts, Draco switches sides, sacrificing everything in the process. Harry invites him to come and stay at Grimmauld Place.
And then they were roomates.
And it doesn't take long for friendship and trauma bonding to blossom into something more.
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What if Tom Riddle had told no one that Voldemort was him ? And what if he had reabsorbed his Horcruxes that night in Godric’s Hollow ? Except for one.
And what if he had to join forces with Albus Dumbledore and the Order of the Phoenix to combat a new threat to the wizarding world ?
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Hermione Granger would do everything to ensure her best friends safety and triumph over Voldemort. Even asking to spend more time with the snarky Potions Master. She had not however realized what that would mean for her in the long run and what she would get herself into.
SS/HG for ever!*WIP*
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Severus loses a bet. Harry wins more than he bargained for. Cheer skirts, insults, and a dangerous amount of teasing ensue.
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Rosie O'Brien, armed with foreknowledge of the series, navigates the Wizarding World with a mission to alter destinies and weave a better fate. But things are not always as expected, and she grapples with powers beyond imagination, and unforeseen challenges emerge, threatening to unravel the fabric of fate itself.
But most importantly, is she really who she thinks she is?
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Severus Snape is just trying to get through another school year but of course it seems like Sirius black has made it his mission to make his life harder.
Sirius black comes to terms with something mind dwelling...starring a new form a bullying: excessively flirting with Severus Snape to his face!
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Verbena Anne Fawley, una bruja que no sabe otra cosa además de lo que se le ha enseñado desde el día de su nacimiento, se ve enredada en un mundo de amistades y lealtades complejas. En encuentra apoyo en Lily Evans y Severus Snape, sus compañeros de aventuras desde los primeros años escolares. Juntos, parecen encontrar problemas, especialmente cuando las dos jóvenes brujas deciden jugar a salvavidas y casamenteras, sus planes las lleven a intentar a ayudar a la madre de Severus Snape a escapar de su abusivo matrimonio, buscando mejorar su vida. Severus se ve obligado a soportar sus maquinaciones con sarcasmo y una paciencia que no tiene. A medida que la oscuridad se cierne sobre el mundo mágico, Verbena y Severus deben enfrentar sus propios demonios y juntos deben enfrentar la realidad de un mundo mágico cada vez más oscuro. Mientras la amistad y la lealtad son puestas a prueba, descubrirán que su relación es más compleja de lo que imaginaban.
- Language:
- Español
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- 6,279
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