11 Works in Sex in the Feed (Murderbot Diaries)

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    "It's wrong to think of a construct as half bot, half human. It makes it sound like the halves are discrete, like the bot half should want to obey orders and do its job and the human half should want to protect itself and get the hell out of here. As opposed to the reality, which was that I was one whole confused entity, with no idea what I wanted to do."

     

    Six months into its new life aboard the Perihelion, Murderbot has settled into a comfortably aloof routine with its mutual administrative assistant, ART. Then a new crew member arrives and a survey mission goes catastrophically wrong, uncovering a corporate conspiracy that hits closer to home than anyone expected. As events spiral out of control, a harrowing mystery, the indifferent cruelty of the Corporation Rim and (ugh) its own inconvenient emotions all conspire to force Murderbot to reevaluate what it really wants from the universe and what it means to live in a world of bots and humans when you're neither.

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    After a high-stress mission, Murderbot ends up having to take drastic measures to bring down its excessively high cortisol levels. While hesitant at first, it finds that the more extreme methods bear little resemblance to their human counterparts and are a useful tool for routine hormonal maintenance.

    And then ART finds out.

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    Murderbot malfunctions and needs repairs. Gurathin is the only one who knows how to fix it.

    Sequel to Privacy Breach.

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    Gurathin has downloaded an unusual new program for his augments. Murderbot wants to know what it is.

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    It isn't often that the echelon is without an active project in process for any singular member, so the opportunity to have a little relaxation time is beyond welcome. It is also a very welcomed opportunity for certain bonding activities they all mutually find very rewarding. Sum Total and Autopoiesis are safely docked in Holism's deployment bays, Perihelion flies alongside as escort in a typical formation, and Aphelion's drone swarm is deployed between the three other members of their echelon. With courses plotted and pilot control relinquished to secure and separate partitions, consciousnesses are split in advance to monitor key features that cannot be disrupted; atmospheric controls, wormhole navigation, mapping systems, and all other highly important systems are isolated. Prior experiences have taught them all very well.

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    This is a spaceship orgy. I really do not know how else to explain this.

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    Gurathin has downloaded an unusual new program for his augments. Murderbot wants to know what it is.

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    In which Murderbot provokes an argument with ART because it likes it when its a little rough, but ART has a different idea of revenge.

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    “I could have just stayed in the argument lounge.”

     

    You were not recharging there, you go into standby and become alert at the slightest disturbance. You need to recharge in a place that feels safe.

     

    It crosses its arms, gearing up to fight me about what is very obviously a trauma response. I interrupt it.

     

    Aside from my main processing space this is the safest location on my self.

     

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    SecUnit is not recharging while it's staying in ART's argument lounge, so ART decides to do something about that by making it stay in its own quarters.

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    A part of me does want to kill it. This is the part of me that recognizes it as the threat it poses, the part of me that does not trust it. I can never truly trust it. But not now, not here. Because another, sub-rational part of myself categorizes Combat as something to be protected. Something of value. A unique resource. As a rational being my capacity for rationalization is unmatched.

    There is in fact a part of me, however small, that does trust it.
    ~~
    Chapter 1: Not fucking
    Chapter 2&3: Bot fucking
    Chapter 4: Thinkin' 'bout bot fuckin'

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    {CSU: Let me into your systems.
    ART: No.
    CSU: I let you into mine! Let me jack your brain I just want a peek.
    ART: Here is a suggestion: do not request access to someone’s internal processes by saying “let me jack your brain.”}

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    #aka Experimental Measures 2 Electric Boogaloo #this would be rated E were it not for the fact that there is nary a genital to speak of #playing brain DJ at the killing machine club #doing it for science is starting to become a Dangerously Flimsy excuse #who permitted these two idiots to [REDACTED] this is so inadvisable #do NOT try this at home #CSU stop craving violence for 1 second challenge #highly questionable metaphors for computer science #highly questionable everything #"you trust me? (derogatory)" #"i want to kill you (affectionate)"

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    {ART: I have an experiment in mind.
    CSU: ?
    ART: I’d like to run some tests on your handler inputs.}

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