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“Ah, so these contraptions do stay still. Very interesting to observe when it’s not actively trying to kill me,” Gale commented, circling Astarion’s car as if sizing it up. “These are carriages of some sort I presume? Electrical? No horses or magic needed?”
Astarion rummaged in his jacket pocket, producing keys. He slid his hand across the trunk, up the back, and slapped the roof. “Actually, this has about 120 horsepower, and this baby can fit so much existential dread.” Astarion smiled smugly at the meme reference Gale would neither understand nor appreciate.
“The power of 120 horses… That sounds absolutely terrifying.” Gale’s face turned pale, his cheeks beginning to match his shirt.
Astarion gets more than he bargained for when he wishes his life weren't so mundane. It seems the universe decided to grant his wish when it dropped off 'Gale of Waterdeep' from a literal portal in the side of a wall.
Will he be able to help the estranged wizard back to Faerun? With the enlisted help of someone an ocean away, he may.
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A collection of Forsaken one-shots me and Waltz will be writing and posting here!!
No specified amount and will greatly range from fluff to angst, to healthy to sickeningly toxic yaoi
NOT for the tamest of hearts....... probably.
-OctavioI exist
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- Part 1 of Forsaken Chronicles
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This is not meant to be taken seriously
Also I am replacing the nightwing fearless in the silver winglet with an oc called shadow
He isn’t really important to the story it just lets me add in some more funny moments
Also the skywing thrush is being replaced by peril, also in the silver winglet.
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Wednesday pushed the drink away, her eyes staring at the alcoholic beverage offered by the dark siren.
“Whoa, alright, now I know something’s up cause you never turn down the first drink after such a stressful work week.” Bianca joked, taking the beverage and downing it for the other girl, her mind assuming perhaps the Addams was in the mood for something else.
The siren finished half the glass before Wednesday spoke,”I’m Pregnant.” the information shared causing her to choke mid gulp as the liquid spilled past her lips and onto her shirt.
“Enid doesn’t know.”
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Harry finds out the hard way that Dementors can’t digest Horcruxes. Now separated from his body, his best option is to seek out a similar soul for help.
A love story about immortals with too much time to kill.
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Subspace gets hit by a car in a costco parking lot and freaking dies by RandomPerson789
Fandoms: PHIGHTING! (Roblox)
20 Jun 2025
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AKa the best day in the Inpherno’s history 🤩🤩🤩 YIPEPEE!! 🎆 🎇 fireworks!! Rejoicing! Crackfic treated semi-seriously with effort!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wait a minute what do we do with subspace's orphaned "child""Graphic depictions of violence" warning was added bc of like one scene describing subspace's brutal injuries. idk if they're too graphic in actuality but i decided to play it safe and add the warning.
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In the vast emptiness beyond, a Wyrm burrowed without purpose. Until, among the streams of visions, he witnessed a future so beautiful, so brilliant that the boundless other possibilities can't ever dare to compare to it. A vision of a spinning metal disc with spikes. He called it the sawblade, and it called back to him as well.
Basically my explanation on why the White Palace has so many damn deathtraps.
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"I told you my Omega is pregnant, and you just want to step foot in my house?! WE'RE NOT BROTHERS ANYMORE!" - Klaus S. Mikaelson
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The Doctor's Descent by Feanyx1
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who
20 Jun 2025
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He thought that the radiation would kill him. He thought that his time as the Doctor would come to sad and brutal end. He was wrong. And that was so much worse.
In his efforts to find himself, and without his companions, he accidentally stumbles onto a monstrous civilization miles below the Earth. With his newfound DETERMINATION and some new allies, he'll come to realize what it truly means to be a friend, and learn how to live his last lives with his head held high.
And make sure that, just this once, everybody lives.
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Undertale but the Tenth Doctor replaces Frisk. Fluff, angst, and time shenanigans ensue.
*No knowledge of Undertale or Doctor Who is required, though it is helpful if you've experienced at least one of them.
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Three Idiot Animals and a Diva (who loves them very much) by Ditzyd123
Fandoms: プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
20 Jun 2025
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Nene picks up three animals. And suffers along the way.
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Mine! by thetroll for Meghnaww, WickedsNonProfitWhoreganization
Fandoms: InuYasha - A Feudal Fairy Tale
20 Jun 2025
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There are unforeseen consequences when your child is this cute.
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- Part 100 of SessKag Crackfest
- Part 191 of A Collection of SessKag Drabbles
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My transformer writings by raiLeurTA
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers (Bay Movies), Transformers: Prime, Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon), Transformers: Rescue Bots, Transformers Animated (2007)
20 Jun 2025
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As the title says this were I'm going to keep anything I write about the transformers. All of these are originally from my Tumblr if you want to check it out. It's under the same @ too.
Sidenote I'm not putting the ask related content here.
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Madara never liked to advertise the fact that he had an alter. In fact, only his brother knew that he could turn into a horse.
Until none other than Senju Tobirama had to barge in and meddle, with his pockets full of carrots and apple slices.
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"It's my notes," Scarlet explained. "I'm making a tierlist of how Nightmares taste."
Surprisingly, Carmilla hummed in approval. "I didn't take you for a food critic."
"Of course I do! Every nightmare tastes—"
"Strange."
"Different," Scarlet said at the same time as Carmilla. "Wait, you don't like them?"Scarlet starts writing down her food experiences as a warden of the Ravenswatch. Carmilla's the only other one that gets it, so Scarlet's just gonna roll her eyes and let the bloodsucker commentate too. It's only fair. You know, for objective powerscaling.
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Pec-Pals and Pec-tacular Misunderstandings by SeRo1994
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
20 Jun 2025
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It all starts with a post on an anonymous bulletin board: “I’m dying to touch a man’s big, firm pecs.” Jayce, an ordinary student scraping by with part-time jobs, is intrigued by the message. The offer comes with payment, and he figures it’s simple: someone wants to touch his chest, nothing more. With a carefree attitude, he agrees to meet the poster, convinced it’s just a quick, harmless exchange.But things spiral out of control. He meets a stunningly gorgeous young woman who, without warning, doesn’t just touch his pecs—she starts licking them! Stunned and unsure how to react, Jayce thinks the situation can’t get any wilder… until he discovers the truth: this woman is actually a crossdresser!
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Come on, order a Big Mac
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- Part 157 of Kinky Sex Makes The World Go Round
- Part 204 of faded off that josh
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Deliriously Lustful by irabelasvhenan
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
20 Jun 2025
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The year is 9:52 Dragon. Almost a year before the Ritual begins.
Solas is competing in an Orlesian Eurovision, aka The Great Song Rivalry of Thedas. Under his own name. Representing the most morally corrupt shithole known to Thedas, no less.
Rook is sent to spy on him.Step 1: Steal a bard's identity.
Step 2: Drink the sparkling pink sex potion.
Step 3: Absolutely do not make out with the ancient elven god's hotter, smugger friend in a servant hallway.
(Step 3 unclear, try again)
Step 4: Fail all of the above miserably, become a triple spy and manage to sleep with a god while putting the whole of Thedas in danger.
(Step 4 succeeded)
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Location: Tokyo Penthouse, Minato Ward
Salary: ¥650,000/month + room & board in luxury penthouse
Hours: Full-time, flexible schedule including weekends and holidays
Duties: Comprehensive household management, specialized cleaning, meal prep, guest coordination, and personal assistance to employer
Applicant Requirements:
• Absolute discretion and professionalism required at all times
• Strict adherence to employer’s guidelines and schedules without exception
• Willingness to perform tasks to exacting standards, including use of specialized cleaning agents
• Prior experience with luxury household management preferred
• Must respect boundaries and privacy protocols strictly enforced within the residence
Atsumu is twenty-five, broke, chronically five minutes behind, and one existential crisis away from snapping. The last thing he needs is a mysterious job offer, a trench coat-wearing cryptid, or Sakusa Kiyoomi offering him a ride home. But here we are.
A story about burnout, bizarre jobs, and falling in love somewhere between the coffee runs and breakdowns.
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Tweek and Craig had been dancing a fine line for ages. They’d meet, get close, Craig would withdraw, Tweek would leave. Then he’d come back.
They’d been doing it for years.
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He's so fine. I'd let this man ruin me, run me over, literally whatever and I'd say thank you." He's practically salivating at the thought.
"Oscar Piastri, the man that you are." He sighs, gently running a hand down cardboard Oscar's cheek.
OR: During one of his streams, Lando horrifically embarrasses himself and piques Oscar Piastri's interest.