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The Blue Lock Harem Royale by nobodyimportant_here
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
08 Jul 2025
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Ego decides the only way to awaken peak performance is to implement a dating sim battle royale. Every player must form and maintain romantic bonds to level up their stats. Reo instantly becomes the hottest commodity, Ness cries from joy and terror, and Shidou thinks it’s a murder game and is thriving.
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- Part 1 of Everyone Loves Reo
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This is Not a Boyband Au (Probably) by Tteokkbokkiz
Fandoms: ZEROBASEONE | ZB1 (Korea Band)
08 Jul 2025
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They met in detention.
Then they accidentally became a boyband. (We’re not a boyband. Shut up.)This was never supposed to be a found family story.
High school is hard. Surviving it with eight unhinged friends? Worse.
Either way, Mr. Kwon needs a vacation.
Welcome to Zeron High.
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- Part 1 of Alternate universe zb1 creating havoc
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After the traumatic experience of traveling with Sheril and ending up on the Ark, Miranda is more confused than ever. Did she really develop feelings for the man who would destroy humanity? Is there more to the Noah memories than the Order originally thought?
Sheril has retreated to his own world, one of murder and intrigue, pleasure and torture, and Miranda has to decide whether it's worth the risk to save him, or if humanity would be better off with him dead.
Are their fates intertwined, or will ties be severed permanently?
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- Part 4 of Queen Of Time
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Til Bonebird Do Us Part by Auvronestra
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
08 Jul 2025
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“You want a three-foot bone-eating vulture in our closet.”
“Well, not forever. Just until it imprints on me."
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- English
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- 891
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Don't Stop (Make it Pop) by IzzyMRDB
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 Jul 2025
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Peter couldn’t stop coughing up dust.
Which, honestly, was not the best thing to happen to you when you wake up in an alleyway.
It wasn’t even, like, normal dust like that time he got buried alive under a building and he threw up dusty vomit. It was straight up gray dust that he’s like 87% sure used to be his internal organs. The whole snap and dust that Thanos had done seemed to have some real weird side effects.
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Peter Parker in Gotham but the little shit is more focused on how he might now be immortal and how New Jersey sucks ass to remember other important details like survival skills, a living parent, or that he's half his usual height
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She was originally assigned to the Chosen One.
And then she wasn't.
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Or: Ahsoka doesn't get assigned to Anakin Skywalker, which somehow saves the galaxy after the Jedi temple hangar is bombed.
Wilhuff Tarkin and the Republic Senate (including Palpatine) facing the consequences of their actions is simply a bonus.
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- Part 2 of The Star Wars Universe Vs Darth Sidious
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- English
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- 2,697
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one track mind, one track heart by imaawesomesauce
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Jul 2025
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The desert circuit is merciless—tight corners, heat shimmer off the road, sand like a living thing. But Shen Qingqiu dances through it, tires barely grazing the edge of control, drifting with elegance that earns sharp intakes from the crowd. And behind him, always, Liu Qingge. Relentless. Perfect. Like a shadow.
He doesn’t press. Doesn’t push. But Shen Qingqiu knows he’s there, knows he’s studying him—every corner, every acceleration, every decision. It’s maddening. It’s exhilarating. By the final lap, it’s the two of them neck-and-neck, the others left behind in the dust.
Shen Qingqiu grips the turn a fraction tighter than he should. His rear tires kiss the edge of loose gravel.It’s enough. Liu Qingge surges past like a missile. He takes first. Shen Qingqiu rolls in second—frustrated, breathless, and… somehow, alive in a way he hasn’t felt in weeks.
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Makima reviews films that failed at the box office for...reasons.
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X-Hunter’s post-race celebration turns into a full blown bar brawl when someone gets a little too friendly with Kim and Kenta doesn’t take it well.
Chaos, jealousy, flying chairs, and a surprise job offer ensue.
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Kiedy Polsce zaczyna zagrażać Imperium ze Wschodu, lord Tusk i lord Kaczyński postanawiają połączyć siły i spróbować zjednoczyć podzielone królestwo. Wszyscy wiedzą, że taki sojusz najlepiej przypieczętować małżeństwem.
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A Mad Neko Mage's Journey through the Multiverse by Alexandra_Revoe
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Noita (Video Game)
08 Jul 2025
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A young neko girl wakes up with almost no memories on a death world. Luckily, she has one of the most simple yet convoluted magic systems at her disposal. Onwards, to mess with the plot!
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- English
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- 3,799
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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For the Greater Good by KodaBear12
Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jul 2025
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She wasn't meant to be here.
She knew it.
He knew it.
Making a deal with a Dark Wizard in Wizard Prision was probably one of the stupidest things she had ever done in her life. But it's all in the name of the Greater Good... right?
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Astarion does Raphael a favor and is given a gift in exchange: the chance to explore his complicated feelings about sex without the fear of anyone touching him in return. Gale is starting to act strange however...
TL;DR: Raphael gives Astarion a magical pocket pussy and he doesn't know it's connected to Gale.
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The Important Thing Is Not to Panic by stellarcupcake78
Fandoms: Limbus Company (Video Game)
08 Jul 2025
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A new, unexpected update, they said. Free lunacy, they said. It´ll be just a minute, they said. Well, somebody has to let the upper management of Project Moon know that someone, somewhere majorly fucked up.
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An unfortunate player gets to experience Limbus Company from the front row seat.
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Avengers Highschool by Parker_the_Great
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel
08 Jul 2025
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Peter’s alarm started blaring, which was his sign to wake up. He groaned as he rolled over, turning off the alarm and looking at the time. It was 6:30 AM. His days of going to sleep at 3:00 AM and sleeping in till noon were over now that school was starting.
In an alternate universe without superpowers, the Avengers & co. are working through the complicated balance of the social and academic life of high school. For some, this life is just beginning, and for others, it's coming to a close.
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- English
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- 4,667
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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When Eren is saved from being hit by a car, he develops a strange new ability.
When Levi saves someone from being hit by a car, he gains a strange new roommate.
(Featuring boundary-stomping Eren and emotionally-traumatized-by-his-terrible-childhood Levi)
No part of this work may be read by or used to train AI or LLM
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The Devil's Rewritten Fate by ClowninggAroundd
Fandoms: Shall We Date?: Obey Me! (Video Game)
08 Jul 2025
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Manchester(ish) bitches get sent to literal Hell I guess, hijinks ensue! Featuring homosexuality!
A group of three friends suddenly find themselves wound up in Hell surrounded by a couple of strange men talking about them being new students for an exchange program. Little do they know that they'll have to deal with not only these brothers' family issues, but their own as well.
An Obey Me! Shall We Date? rewrite featuring three original characters created by three autistic individuals and written by one of them with input from the other two. Will follow the canon storyline with personal headcanons and events featured occasionally.
Obey Me! Shall We Date? does not belong to me but to NTT Solmare Corporation.
Protagonist Trio belongs to me and my friends.Published on AO3 and Quotev both under ClowninggAroundd.
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- Part 1 of Rewritten Tales of the Devildom
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,756
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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That one time mimosas saved the galaxy. by July_Fork
Fandoms: Star Wars Original Trilogy
08 Jul 2025
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When Darth Vader discovers his daughter is alive, he does what any reasonable parent would do. He educates himself on how to deal with a teenager, who is also the Senator and Princess of a major core world.
Leia Organa orders herself a mimosa when Lord Vader randomly appears during her brunch. How else are you supposed to handle your biological Sith Lord of a father?
This is the story about how the lives of the Skywalkers change because of brunch. And how a mimosa might just have saved the galaxy.
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[T] Skromne Podziękowania dla Przemytników Niuchaczy - A Half-Arsed Thank You to those Niffler-Traffickers by Cravedka
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jul 2025
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Uzdrowicielka Granger musi zmierzyć się z licznymi obrażeniami, jakich nabawił się Auror Malfoy – cztery lata po Bitwie o Hogwart. Tak wiele się zmieniło – jej status związku, krąg przyjaciół, a nawet pewne trudne do zidentyfikowania uczucia, z którymi Najbystrzejsza Czarownica Swojego Pokolenia, zupełnie nie potrafi się uporać.
Czy Draco naprawdę jest aż tak kiepskim Aurorem, skoro tak często ląduje w Mungu? Otóż nie, wcale nie jest – dziękujemy za troskę… Więc o co chodzi z tymi ciągłymi wizytami w szpitalu, podczas których Hermiona niezmiennie zostaje wyznaczona do opieki nad cichym, uważnym dziedzicem rodu Malfoy’ów, który nie spuszcza z niej wzroku?
Bogowie, tylko poczekajcie, aż się dowie… a to może nastąpić szybciej, niż myśli, jeśli ród Black’ów będzie miał coś do powiedzenia na ten temat! -
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Severus lives after Nagini.
-The shouting was getting louder, one would say it was loud enough to raise the dead.
It did, raise the dead part, he meant.Severus heard “Harry Potter is dead!” alongside everyone else. The trio of idiots thought him dead, but really? Potter survived a bloody basilisk at 12 and they thought he would die of the likes of Nagini’s venom at 38?
While he was the one who saved Arthur from Nagini’s venom just a couple years ago? Did they own a single brain cell collectively?He planned on leaving, really. He knew no-one would welcome him, and both sides would see him as a traitor. Both of his masters planned for his death a year before he was afraid of it. Voldemort was done with playing hide and seek, and Dumbledore only needed him to tell his precious boy he needed to die at the right moment.
The boy. Potter.
Harry potter was dead.
The boy he had dedicated his life to, grudgingly protected with his best efforts was dead. The silly thing must have walked to his execution like a good little savior he was, just as Severus had shown him the truth of his nature in his memories.
Fuck.
He was going to join the fight, wasn't he?