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The Sporkings of A Group of Assholes by ThisIsNotADrill
Fandoms: Homestuck, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Sporking
17 May 2014
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Five people are forced to spork one of the worst fanfics ever. Hilarity, blood, and drunk Rose ensue.
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Sporkship 2k by LovelyArtist, Silvia_Phenora for the_angst_alchemist, LovelyArtist
Fandoms: Soul Eater
08 Nov 2016
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Three people spork their old writing together, MST-style, and try not to cry. Filled with commentary and terrible description. Beware, those who enter the spaceship, for here be badfics. And some original fiction, too.
(Content warnings: General badfic, weird grammar, lots of all-caps, general ableism, weird font and formatting, too-cool teenage main characters, realizing they're Mary Sues, pop-culture references, obscure references, ter-riff-ic puns, not well handled tragic backstories, the standard package. Also, nonsensical dialogue and plot holes big enough to hold the ships that aren't sailing.)
Chapter specific warnings will be in the beginning notes of each chapter.(Old and discontinued.)
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RC #227 Mission #1: Connecting The Dots by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, The Incredibles (2004), Jurassic Park - All Media Types, Megamind (2010), Marvel (Comics), The Matrix (Movies), Death Note (Anime & Manga), Donkey Kong Country, Portal (Video Game), Kim Possible (Cartoon), Ice Age (Movies), The Land Before Time (Movies), Jurassic Park Original Trilogy (Movies), Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997), Jurassic Park III (2001)
21 Apr 2018
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“We act normal, Mom! I want to be normal! The only normal one is Jack-Jack, and he's not even toilet trained!”
— Violet Parr, The Incredibles (2004)
In which Falchion discovers his untold backstory, with disastrous results for everybody.
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RC #227 Mission #2: Why We Can’t Have Nice Things by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Indiana Jones Series
22 Apr 2018
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“We will change you, Dr. Jones, all of you, from the inside. We will turn you into us. And the best part? You won't even know it's happening.”
— Col. Dr. Irina Spalko, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
In which a squatter moves into the RC — and accidentally makes a trollfic turn deadly.
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- 1/1
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RC #227 Mission 3: Pilot by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
22 Apr 2018
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“I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.”
— Mewtwo, Pokémon: The First Movie (1998)
Every agent pair's first mission is a learning experience, and Chris and Ami's is no exception.
(Co-written with eatpraylove)
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RC #227 Mission #5: Scarlet Disgrace by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Teen Titans (Animated Series)
23 Apr 2018
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“Whoever Slade is, you and he are similar. Slade did not trust you, and you did not trust us.”
— Starfire, Teen Titans S1E9: “Masks” (2003)
In which vampires suck, canons are maimed, and the agents receive help from an unexpected source.
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RC #133,316,666 Mission #2: Little Green Mobs by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Minecraft (Video Game)
26 Apr 2018
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“We are the universe. We are everything you think isn't you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes. And why does the universe touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, player. To know you. And to be known.”
— End Poem, Minecraft (2009)
In which the agents get the jump on a loyalty-challenged Warrior!Sue and make a surprising new friend.
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- 11,222
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RC #227 Mission #6: An Act of Sheer Will by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
26 Apr 2018
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“They never attack the same place twice. They were testing the fences for weaknesses systematically. They remember… ”
— Robert Muldoon, Jurassic Park (1993)
In which Falchion’s bad day is made infinitely worse by both an old acquaintance and a horde of character replacements.
(Co-written with Iximaz)
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RC #227 Mission #7: Go Home Canon, You’re Drunk by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, 光神話 | Kid Icarus (Video Games), 新・光神話 パルテナの鏡 | Kid Icarus: Uprising (Video Game)
28 Apr 2018
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“Don't sulk, Pit. It's undignified.”
— Lady Palutena, Kid Icarus: Uprising, Chapter 3 (2012)
In which a story has a very hard time establishing what year it’s in.
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- Part 7 of Protectors of the Plot Continuum: Response Center #227
- Part 1 of Protectors of the Plot Continuum: Response Center #333
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- 14,928
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- 1/1
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- 3
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- 293
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RC #133,316,666 Mission #3: Zero-Sum Game by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
01 May 2018
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“Fire is catching! And if we burn, then you burn with us!”
— Katniss Everdeen, Mockingjay (2010)
In which Rayner restocks his fridge.
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- 5,100
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 102
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RC #333 Mission #1: The Day of Reckoning (Original) by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Super Smash Brothers, Criminal Minds (US TV), 光神話 | Kid Icarus (Video Games), Fire Emblem: Shin Ankoku Ryuu to Hikari no Ken | Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon, Fire Emblem: Soen no Kiseki/Akatsuki no Megami | Fire Emblem Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Star Fox Series, Mother 2: Gyiyg no Gyakushuu | EarthBound
01 May 2018
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“You think this is about my profiling skills? Jennifer, listen: The only reason you were able to manage my perceptions is because I trusted you! I came to your house for ten weeks in a row, crying over losing a friend, and not once did you have the decency to tell me the truth!”
— Dr. Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds Season 7, Episode 2: “Proof” (2011)
In which a new agent is introduced, Cupid is tickle-attacked, and Sarah is hopelessly confused.
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RC #333 Mission #1: The Day of Reckoning (Updated) by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Super Smash Brothers, Criminal Minds (US TV), 光神話 | Kid Icarus (Video Games), Fire Emblem: Shin Ankoku Ryuu to Hikari no Ken | Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon, Fire Emblem: Soen no Kiseki/Akatsuki no Megami | Fire Emblem Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Star Fox Series, Mother 2: Gyiyg no Gyakushuu | EarthBound
01 May 2018
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“You think this is about my profiling skills? Jennifer, listen: The only reason you were able to manage my perceptions is because I trusted you! I came to your house for ten weeks in a row, crying over losing a friend, and not once did you have the decency to tell me the truth!”
— Dr. Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds Season 7, Episode 2: “Proof” (2011)
In which a new agent is introduced, Cupid is put to work, and Sarah is hopelessly confused.
(NOW 100% FETISH-FREE!)
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RC #333 Mission #2: Giant Sonic All-Out Attack by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Godzilla - All Media Types, Godzilla (2014), Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games)
03 May 2018
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“Nature has an order, a power to restore balance. I believe… he is that power.”
— Dr. Ishiro Serizawa, Godzilla (2014)
In which the expression “The bigger they are, the harder they fall” gets a whole new meaning.
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RC #333 Mission #3: Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Devil May Cry, Kingdom Hearts
03 May 2018
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“Trish… Devils never cry. These tears, tears are a gift only humans have.”
— Dante, Devil May Cry (2001)
In which a story talks too little and says even littler.
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- Language:
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- 3,615
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 151
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RC #333 Mission #4: A Feudal Nightmare by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, InuYasha - A Feudal Fairy Tale, Hunter: The Reckoning, Super Smash Brothers
06 May 2018
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“Not really a demon; not really human. I'm not either. That's all. There was no place for me, so I had to find one myself. And then I realized. I had a place, but I was the only one in it. I didn't know any other way to live.”
– Inuyasha, InuYasha (2000)
In which the gang deals with the deadly combination of a wildly changing story format and a God-mode Stu.
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RC #333 Interlude #1/Mission #0: Bitter Memories by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Danny Phantom, The Incredibles (2004)
07 May 2018
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“Hold up,” said Sarah. “You flipped out and tried to kill Violet because she was Suefluenced into being an asshole?”
“And you got possessed by an uncanonical legendary?” asked Cupid.
“And somehow, you and the other straggler never managed to hurt anyone in that battle, nor were there lawsuits regarding any damages you may have caused?” Ripper added.
“That’s correct,” Lapis said sadly. “But face it – my homeworld was doomed anyway.”
“It was?!” her partners cried out simultaneously.
“Yeah. I’ll get to that part soon. Just give me some time…”
In which Lapis finally comes clean.
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RC #227 Mission #8: Don’t Fear The Reaper by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Death Note (Anime & Manga)
09 May 2018
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“Under normal circumstances, humans should have continued to evolve as the greatest creatures upon this earth, but we were actually regressing. A rotten world. Politics, law, education… Was there anybody around who could correct this world? But someone had to do it.”
— Light Yagami, Death Note S2E37: “New World” (2007)
In which two different derivatives of the same character come face-to-face.
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RC #227 Mission #9: Of Monsters And Machines by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Five Nights at Freddy's, Godzilla - All Media Types
13 May 2018
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“Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night, too. So remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children, and we need to show them a little respect, right?”
— Phone Guy, Five Nights At Freddy's (2014)
Are you ready for Freddy? Five very unfortunate Floater agents aren't, especially not with animatronic Godzillas roaming around.
(Co-written with Voyd)
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- Language:
- English
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- 11,914
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- 1/1
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- 4
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RC #227 Mission #10: A Bad Taste In The Mouth by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, おまえうまそうだな | Omae Umasou da na | You Are Umasou
22 May 2018
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“Umasou is a great name! But what does it mean?”
— Umasou, You Are Umasou (2010)
In which a visit to the Cretaceous period takes a surprising turn.
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- Language:
- English
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- 8,300
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
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- 362
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RC #227 Mission #11: Snake Eyes (Original) by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 May 2018
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“It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.”
— Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (1998)
In which a supernatural school is supposedly subjugated by sapient Suvian serpents.
(Original version uploaded for archiving purposes; this mission is temporarily out-of-continuity and currently being rewritten.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,209
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Bookmarks:
- 1
- Hits:
- 160