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    Stede Bonnet moved into his new apartment two months ago. He loves everything about his new neighborhood - especially the coffee shop around the corner.

    And that certainly has nothing to do with the handsome, grumpy barista who makes his coffee.

    Happy New Year!

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    A test comes out with the ability to find someone’s soulmate. Stede takes it after his divorce with Mary and gets matched immediately. Stede’s feels terrible to learn that his supposed soulmate, after getting matched with Stede, got broken up with their long-time partner and best friend.

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    The scalpel inched down, tracing a memory; traced around the scar from Stede's duel with Izzy, so many months ago.

    "Who gave this to you?" the man asked, tip of the knife pressing dangerously against the scar. "How far inside did he reach you?"

    That night, Stede slept against the hard wooden floor of the ship, and he dreamed of the man as an incubus.

    Stede is captured by Ned Low, as revenge for the Kraken's sins. Edward and Izzy race against the clock to save him, before Ned Low completes his masterpiece.

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    ‹ ... In the captain's quarters, the ship's captain and Blackbeard's first-mate continue their unofficial cat-and-mouse game. Stede rashly meanders around the quarters with his knife in his hand like a madman, and, for what seems like the first time in his life, Izzy is unsettled and distempered.

    "Oh, c'mon, Iggy. My boredom increases. How would you kill me?" spoofs Stede.

    Literally, who the fuck asks questions like that? This man is inhuman. Izzy delivers a disbelieving head shake and responds, "No, I'm not telling you that."

    Stede halts and mockingly pouts. "Why not?"

    "Because."

    "That's not an answer," chides Stede. "You usually talk more than you're far worth, but now you're being a bitchful coward. C'mon, tell me. In the forest, you told me, 'This is how you die.' Since then, I've been inquisitive. Here, right now, we're harmonious about murder." ... ›

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    цветы в жизни Стида

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    Co-hosts Lacey Bond (Joy.Goblin), Carly Delso-Saavedra (WGA_fandomLove on Twitter and fangirlfoto on Instagram) and Carly Heath are also talking about Steddy Hands this week! Stede-Ed-Izzy! Gentlebeard vs Steddy Hands. Which is the best?

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    Upon the death of his father, Stede Bonnet felt born again. It was as if he’d been half-dead himself his whole life, drifting, neither here nor there — but now that he was awake, there was a lot to do. Stede could quit his miserable job at his dad’s miserable firm. Mary could ask for a divorce. He could finally be free of the Machamp his father had installed in his home nearly a decade ago to both surveil and protect his young family. Beyond those things, though, Stede could now have something he’d never had as a child like everyone else, something he’d hardly even dared to dream he could experience: his very own Pokémon adventure.

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    Audio Length: 01:05:00

    Truly, Stede revels in the knowledge that for once, baby Bonnet has acted like a man.

    It’s simply that, sometimes, when the hour grows late, as Stede holds Edward and Izzy in his arms, he feels… hollow.

    Or, Stede (once again) contends with the poison of keeping secrets.

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    Do you believe in Heaven like you believed in me?

     

    Or

    Stede and Izzy met as teenagers, only to find each other once again in The Revenge.

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    “We should actually find out what’s making that smell” said Stede, as they entered the shack and an unidentified, frankly terrible stench assaulted their noses with true viciousness. Inside was dark; darker really than it should’ve been what with the sun still out and two big windows facing south. A mismatched pair of chairs, on the floor a holey mattress with hay sticking out, scratched table with one leg shorter than the rest, and a chest that actually looked to be in good condition: overall a sad, dusty picture, but not an unusual one. Whatever emitted that unholy fetor, remained yet to be uncovered.

    Both men recoiled, covering their noses as best as they could.

    “Fuck, that’s strong!” said Edward, tears in his eyes.

    “Maybe we just air it out a bit” Stede’s muffled reply was optimistic, his face, however, anything but.

    The air was heavy with dust, their lungs working hard for every gulp of air.

    “That rotten fucking smell!” shouted Ed and froze, his eyes widening in sudden realization. He gagged.

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    The tale of how the two most dangerous men to ever sail the high seas fell in love with the Gentleman Pirate.

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    Everything in Stede's life always seems to come down to water.

    or

    Stede ponders on greek philosophy, his love for Ed, and such

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    These are all my twitter posts for my #stedeisme event that i ran on twitter

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    “If I’ve done anything to make your body react this way, I don’t want you to feel unable to speak up, alright? This is your body’s natural response to having such a—” his eyes flicker down to the pair of breasts still bare in front of him, “sensitive part of your body touched. And I don’t want you to be uncomfortable when I continue. So, as your doctor, I am asking you—

    Do you want me to stop?”

    Stede shakes his head no.

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    Once, there was a boy named Stede. He was just like all the other boys, except for one thing. He always wore a green cravat around his neck.

    For the OFMD Reverse Big Bang 2023. Additional stories posted every Tuesday and Thursday.

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    There was a rhythm to it - to how they loved each other.

    Edward was a lovely creature - always, but especially like this, his long legs spread, covered still in sweat and come, a giddy smile on his lips as he tried to catch his breath.

    Theirs was a dance Stede was confident they had finally gotten perfect - the tenderness of it, the occasional pain, the sweet relief of it all -, but it still never failed to leave him in awe at certain moments.

    Like now.

    Izzy was bewitching like this - always, but especially like this, sitting back against the headboard, the long line of his neck stretched towards the warmth of the sun, clad in only a black cravat and a ring shaped promise, playing with Edward’s hair on his lap, a satisfied smile on his pretty lips.

    Stede couldn’t help but watch them.

    Stede Bonnet, ownership, and a familiar rhythm.

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    Stede dreams he’s having a grocery outing at one of his favorite stores, Whole Foods, but the way Ed and Izzy are acting, it’s more like he’s at Whole Tummies.

    Stede has a hornt tummy dream about EdIzzy in Whole Foods and comes to terms with his belly kink.

    💜♠️🦄 For Steddyhands Week: ‘Body related’ + ‘Stede-centric prompt’ ✨

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    Prompt #3 for #steddyhandsweek: Stede-centric, domesticity

    ***

    House husband Stede gets railed through the mattress. That's it, that's the fic.

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    A bit distracted and lost in thought, Stede happily sauntered forward. Today was shaping up to be a wonderful start to the rest of his life. His shoulder knocked into someone passing him and he turned to apologize to the man when he saw a look of horror dawn on his face. He heard the discordant sound of smashing piano keys, and then suddenly, nothing at all.

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    Izzy didn't seem to know what Stede meant, and he crouched in front of Ed, tilting his head up to look him in the eye. "Captain? Did he hurt you?"

    "Iz… did you trap yourself on my ship?"

    "Trap myself? No. What do you-" Izzy looked at the skin in Ed's lap, darting a glance Stede's way before putting the pieces together. "I suppose I did, just a bit. I did it willingly, though, Edward. You have to know that."

    (Or: Stede Bonnet gets caught up in the fishing nets of the Queene Anne and is pulled aboard. He attacks his captor, Captain Edward Teach, before he realizes the man means him no hard. Parsing through the puzzle that is Ed's relationship with his selkie first mate is intriguing enough that Stede wants to stick around to get to know them better.)

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