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No one has more to prove than a man humiliated.
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Fucking incredible.
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Dave has been a very good boy and it’s now time to give him what he wants ;)
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“But uh you’re both from around here?”
“Yessir."
Karkat laughed, picturing Rose in a matching cowboy hat and boots while adding, “I don’t think anyone's ever called me sir before.”
“Well I mind my manners.” He looked up at Karkat, shades sliding down his nose, and winked.In which Karkat gets a flat tire and Southern Gentlemen™️ Dave Strider zooms over to fix it. Karkat can only thank him by getting rowdy in the back of his Jeep... Will that be the end of their story? Or will Karkat and Dave run into each other, again and again?
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- Part 1 of never leave you (davekat week 2024)
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Strideracanoc and vantad a freak very good
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Dave runs his mouth about how he can totally take Dirk. He doesn’t know that Dirk is behind him. Dave just wants the pain of his past to stop but now it looks like he’s just started a whole new shitstorm. What will Dirk do when he realizes Dave is terrified and doesn’t really want to fight him?
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this is gorgeous
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Dave and Karkat are friends with benefits, minus the "friends" part--in fact, they barely know each other outside of the bedroom. It's just a casual way for them to blow off steam in between their shitty dates with other people. There's no way this could get complicated.
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Scoffing, Dave sits up in disbelief, pushing at John's well-worn novel. "That's it?" he says in annoyance. "All you wanted to do was diss my hair and then go back to your trashy book?" John barely spares him an amused look, like one would give their senile relative ranting about nothing of importance. "You're not even going to tell me if it looks bad?"
That makes John put his book back down again, at least temporarily, folding over the corner of his page and closing it slowly. "What, do you want me to?"
Dave puffs out his chest indignantly, eyebrows knitting together. "No, I just thought you might've had, I don't know, a point?"
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Dave Strider is a beautiful man and you cannot help yourself around him.
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HSHEHEHEHEHEHEH GRRR SNARLS
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Dave has more than conflicting feelings about Jake riding his dick.
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Terezi Pyrope enlists Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas to help save the life of one John Egbert.
Through the power of fucking.
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I love it when HS fics have the color-coded logs.
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"It’s amazing how you completely forget that guy’s even here, which is super fucking dangerous given that he could kidnap or kill any of you in your sleep."
Dave takes a break from Can-Town to spit some rhymes and turn some tables. Turns out, rhymes won't be the only thing he'll be spitting...
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funny af good writing and pretty hot too
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Your name is Dave Strider and you have been jerking off for God knows how long.
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Earth C's president, Dave Strider, sits at his desk all bored.
What better way to entertain the president than having him beg for your lovely ministrations in his office?
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Your name is Dave Strider, and you're scared for your life.
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Dave Strider wakes up somewhere strange, with three carapacians who seem to want to - worship him?
That can't be right, who - who would ever want to worship someone like Dave? -
i know what hands are for (and i'd like to help myself) by lewdwizard (sillywizard)
Fandoms: Homestuck
03 Oct 2021
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When Dave first found out why trolls needed buckets, he didn't quite believe it. How could anything cum that much? When Karkat gave him a hands-on demonstration, that disbelief quickly turned into a fixation.
(for Kinktober 2021)
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- Part 3 of Kinktober 2021
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y'all ever nut so hard you astral project out of the universe? by TurquoiseCake
Fandoms: Homestuck
16 Jul 2020
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Jade invents a serum that can exponentially lengthen one's orgasm, which is awesome, but it has some unexpected side effects when her boyfriends try it.
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how was this both endlessly hot AND funny. op youre a genius...
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10 years after a controversial arrival of aliens on earth, Dave finds himself as the only human at a troll party. A language barrier-fueled miscommunication leads him to be joined in the bathroom by Karkat, who had a different idea of why they were going there.
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i wrote like half of this when i was drunk so the premise is extremely silly. but its smut so u all dont even care
read tags for more info :3
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"You're beautiful like this, pet. I may have to unwrap my present again several times."
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TFW your pretty troll boyfriend catches you fucking his pillow by orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck
18 Apr 2022
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you know why you’re here. i don’t need to sum it up. enjoy your porn you absolute heathen
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all Karkat wanted to do was watch The Office and here he is now, but he isn't complaining