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    Logan panted, “You’re an alpha.”

    “Sorry, didn’t quite catch that; I was chewing.” He wasn’t. “Are you talking about a podcast or a documentary? And also… why?”

    “You don’t know? You can’t tell?” Logan demanded, his hysteria thinly veiled.

    “Know what? About alpha dude-bros?” Wade asked, voice rising with his own poorly concealed panic. “You know, usually, I can tell when someone gives off those vibes, but I’m kinda getting mixed signals here. Are you calling me an alpha-male?”

    “Yes?” Logan said, almost desperately.

    “Cool. Cool. Cool. Okay. So, why don’t you tell me what you think that means? I’ve read way too much fan fiction to react accordingly to that.”
    ...

    Or, When Logan discovers that secondary genders don’t exist in Wade’s universe, he can finally relax after centuries of omega hate. Things get complicated when Wade starts displaying signs of an alpha and Logan secrets risk getting exposed.

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    Just a normal day routine turned out to guide them to one of the most important moments of their immortal lives.

    TW: SUICIDAL THOUGHTS/ ACTIONS

    ALSO: My first language isn't English so forgive the grammar errors and feel free to correct me in the comments ✨🐈‍⬛

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    Really, he thinks he should probably be a little frightened. The fear never comes, though, and so he resolves to get to the bottom of the spider’s motivations for kidnapping and watching him sleep on such a fine evening.

    “...Everything alright, spiderpants?”

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    Five time Wade dies and the one time Peter dies.

    Peter and Wade meet as Spider-Man and Wade, they get to know each other and fall in love, and then that pesky +1 comes into play

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    "if i died, what would you do?"

    "i think i'd lose my mind"

    wade loses the only person who's ever made him happy.

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    Peter Parker is Spider-Man. He's never hated that fact more than when his soulmark gets exposed on national television during what should have been a routine rescue. Now everybody and his brother is saying his words to him, hoping they'll get their fifteen minutes of fame, and he's - he's just done.

    And then he meets Wade Wilson. And then he meets Deadpool.

    (Soulmate angst, identity shenanigans, followed by our boys awkwardly trying to play parent to the cloned kid whose scars match Wade's, and who desperately needs some TLC after living in an Oscorp lab all his life. Turns out it's a lot easier to love yourself when you're trying to convince somebody else to do the same.)

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    He didn’t have the patience to deal with Wade high off his ass tonight. If Wade wanted to get stoned in the bathroom, that was his problem.

    But then Wade coughed. A wet, hacking sound.

    Logan glanced back just in time to see a flash of red on Wade’s lips. Blood.

    His stomach dropped.

    Or; Wade downs a bottle of pills and Logan finds him afterwards and demands he throws them up. But then Wade refuses so Logan takes matters into his own hands despite Wade's resistance.

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    Wade Wilson was in constant pain. All the time.

    Treating himself gently only sometimes worked. If he did everything right , if he did all the steps, then maybe, maybe it would ease up.

    So he dealt with it in other ways. The pain.

    After all, a little bit of death couldn’t hurt, right?

    ...

    Or in which the author goes into extreme detail about Wade's chronic pain, his coping mechanisms, and how Logan falls into the mix.

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    No.” Logan hoped Wade couldn't see the expression on his face.

    “Sorry?”

    “No. That's not how this is going to go. You don't get that right, okay? You don't get that easy answer. You did this for your family, and God help me if I'm going to let you lose them.”

     

    In which Wade and Logan both being suicidal changes the framing of the finale of this movie drastically. (It's not really about that. I'm just bad at summaries. Basically Wade and Logan yell at each other about who's going to do the sacrifice)

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    Wade Wilson couldn't die.

    And that was the whole fucking problem.

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    “You’re an idiot Wade,” Logan grumbled.

    “Aww is little Wolvie worried about me?” Wade teased gently nudging his thigh against Logan’s, “There’s no need to worry, this isn’t the first time I’ve shot myself in the head, but I have to admit this is the first time it was by accident.”

    They both froze. Logan’s head snapped towards Wade, doing a double take at the words. Wade, equally startled, looked like he couldn’t believe they’d slipped out either.

    “Wow that was dark I shouldn’t have said that out loud,” Wade chuckled awkwardly.

    Or; Wade accidentally shoots himself in the head during a spar with Logan, but then they're forced to face a deeper issue when Wade accidentally lets slip about a dark habit.

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    “And you’re right. Of course, you’re right. I should be fucking dead, but I’m not. I’ve tried,” Wade said.

    Logan’s heart dropped in his chest.

    **

    Instead of punching Logan in the face, Wade breaks down crying. It surprises both of them.

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    Logan came to with his claws buried in Wade’s abdomen.

    He blinked rapidly, panting, struggling to focus his vision on the pattern print of Wade’s shirt. Blood began to seep out of the wound around his knuckles when he moved, and he stared at it in confusion, the dream still clinging to his subconscious.

    “Morning, peanut,” Wade said. “Could you maybe pull your claws out of my side? I kinda have to pee, and you are very close to stabbing my bladder. If we get any more blood or piss on the mattress, we are not going be able to save it.”

    “Fuck,” Logan swore.

    Or: A second chance at life was never in the cards for Logan. Now that he has it, living it is easier said than done.

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    Wade Wilson and Logan are complete opposites. There's no reason they should ever get along.

    Except that they're actually the same. And they do get along.

    Well... sometimes.

    They are roommates after all.

    -

    Or, the one where Logan falls for Wade Wilson and can only be slightly upset about it. And also the one where Wade Wilson can't believe his luck and thinks that the author and Logan are completely fucking with him.

    (Pinky promise I'm not. As for Logan... I'll let him figure that out on his own. Sorry Wade!)

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    Logan lifted his head to watch Wade walk into the room like he hadn’t just done the electric slide with a toaster and plop into the chair next to Logan.

    “Penny for your thoughts, peanut?”

    “Don’t fucking call me that,” Logan rumbled. “I mean it, Wade.”

    “You don’t actually hate it, do you? This is just our thing. I call you a cutesy nickname and you react like it’s the worst thing you’ve ever been called. You think about punching me. I think about that passionate kiss we shared, more often than I should or is healthy. Then we move on and do it all over again.”

    Logan leaned back in his chair and sighed. He really, really, really, really wanted a fucking drink.

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    Wade tries to prep for when Peter comes home from a long patrol. And now they get to listen to Stark complain about their relationship while Dr. Cho removes webbing from his ass.

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    [it was a dark and stormy night…]

    [Oh, shut up; that’s such a cliché.]

    Both of you shut up! Wade squeezed his eyes shut to try and block out the Boxes [Not that that ever works] and did his best to focus on the man in bed with him. [Mmm, An ass like that almost makes a hallucination feel bad for interrupting.] [Almost.]
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    When a storm cuts patrol short, Peter and Wade try to have a quiet night in. Unfortunatley, Wade's brain doesn't make it that easy.

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    He learned long ago to stop arguing with the boxes, especially on days like these. Every time he thought he made a point, they always came back with something that made him feel worse.
    Putting on the suit made him feel better, at least.
    {Thank god. Nobody else has to look at you.}
    [Maybe you won't scare off too many kids this time.]
    Thanks, guys. Very helpful.

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    Wade only ever watches as his lovers make love, and Matt is sick of it. He’s tired of both of his lovers lying to themselves. But first he knows he has to be honest too if the three of them are going to make this strange relationship work.

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    Twenty-eight times Nathan Summers had to watch Wade Wilson die (and the one time he made sure it would never happen again).

    A drabble narrative for Febuwhump 2024

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