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You're So Crazy, I Wanna Have Your Baby by That_Mothra
Fandoms: Marvel, Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types
21 Aug 2025
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Wade’s eyes are wild and excited, he has something planned that he hasn’t let on about, “Remember what we talked about last week?”
Peter groans and turns, taking off his jacket and shoes, “For fucks sake, no Wade, for the last fucking time. I’m not making a sex tape with you in costume.” Every fucking week for months, he’s been asking this.
Wade grabs at his wrist with a huff, “No, the other thing. I mean, unless you’d change your mind.”
He doesn’t even acknowledge the comment, “What other thing babe?”
“I want you,” he holds Peter’s hands in both of his, “to put a baby in me.”
Oh. Oh, that.
(Title from Whatta Man by Salt-N-Pepa)
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Twin forces by Google_strip
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse)
25 Apr 2025
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Charles gaze turns sincere and pleading, “please me a chance. I may be able to help you both.”
Logan stares at him for a moment his eyes wide Wade is no better air taken from his lungs jaw clenched shut and eyes narrowed, for once its Logan who speaks first “How do you know all that?”
Suddenly, the voice in the back of Wades mind appears again, the one that led him here in the first place, “Your not the only one with gifts.”
“What the fuck is this place?”
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Wade Wilson a mercenary who's next and last job is to kill the infamous Wolverine but it turns out the universe has other plans as he's flung into a plot that could change the fate of humans forever.
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i carry this thing inside of me by niðavellir (KingPreussen)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
24 Mar 2025
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Peter forced himself to keep his arms folded across his chest, well aware of how defensive and unconfident he looked--May railroaded him into trauma therapy after Ben died and the only thing he learned from those sessions was how to hide his burning, sickening rage behind a thin veneer of self-control--but also aware that if he didn't keep himself in check he'd start swinging. Hard.
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Wade plans to die again and Peter is very much not happy.
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- Part 27 of SpideyPool Oneshots and Short Fics
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saturday, saturday, saturday by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 Feb 2025
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Wade gets stuck in a time loop. He can't even appreciate that it happens on a Saturday — the day when Spider-Man sometimes patrols with him — because Spidey disappears shortly after breakfast.
Or: Increasingly desperate attempts to escape reveal no new answers, aside from the fact that it might be up to him to save Spider-Man's life.
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He didn’t have the patience to deal with Wade high off his ass tonight. If Wade wanted to get stoned in the bathroom, that was his problem.
But then Wade coughed. A wet, hacking sound.
Logan glanced back just in time to see a flash of red on Wade’s lips. Blood.
His stomach dropped.
Or; Wade downs a bottle of pills and Logan finds him afterwards and demands he throws them up. But then Wade refuses so Logan takes matters into his own hands despite Wade's resistance.
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“Yeah? Well, why are you still here, then?” Wade challenged defensively, his voice wavering despite his best effort.
Logan’s expression hardened further. “You think just because we share this shitty apartment I want to be here?” he spat out, his tone cold. “I don’t need you”
Then he twisted the knife further, adding the cherry on top.
“And I sure as hell don’t want you.”
Or; Wade and Logan get in an argument and Logan says some stuff he doesn't mean before storming out. He then comes back to find Wade crying.
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Wrong Place at the Right Time by OliverOX
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), X-Men (Movieverse)
10 Feb 2025
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Logan thinks things are getting better with the X-Men. He should've known by now not to have hope. Wade wishes he'd asked more questions at orientation.
Alternatively titled: The Confrontation Fic
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- Part 12 of Everyone Wants Him (That Was My Crime)
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until further notice by candy_cigarettes
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies)
06 Feb 2025
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“Do you know who that kid is?” Logan asked, arms crossed over his chest.
“Uh, duh,” Wade replied. “He’s me. Little prepubescent me.”
“Then why the fuck did you just try to kill him?!”
“...Would you believe me if I said I don’t know?”
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“Seriously?! Can you be serious for one goddamn second and stop the scoutmaster Kevin jokes?” Logan gritted out, annoyed.
Wade tensed beside him flinching harshly.
“Please...just—don’t say his name right now,” Wade muttered harshly.
Logan froze at the serious tone in Wade’s voice, his brow furrowing in confusion. The way Wade flinched, the way he was begging for something to stop in his sleep.
Logan felt his heart drop into his stomach.
“Wade…did your—did your Scoutmaster actually—” Logan began hesitantly, unsure of even his own assumption.
Or; After sorting out a rough incident on patrol, Wade is acting off and, for once, he's quiet. That night, Wade has a nightmare and Logan finds out those Scoutmaster Kevin jokes have a lot more truth to them then he thought.
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Logan's Christmas Carol by LaReineDuLune
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types
29 Dec 2024
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On Christmas Eve, Logan is visited by three spirits.
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And All Was Right In The World by Viyella_Mozzarella
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
20 Nov 2024
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‘Soulmates.’ Literally.
They shared a soul now, intertwined and woven. Linked together through the galaxy, time and space. A connection so strong that it defied the very rules of this world. They shared stardust, atoms and each other’s very essence. They were attached strings that bound them together like the Lover’s Locks that covered bridges in Paris.
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Summary: Logan and Wade have been living together for about a few months now. Their lives were forever changed since the other had come into it, and a relationship was established quickly. Logan loves Wade, more than life itself. But after a major development caused by Wade's cancerous body, Logan's loved is tested in way's he's never thought possible.Updates Every Wednesday
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- Part 10 of ✨Deadpool and Wolverine✨
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Immortal. by Nightwings_left_butt
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
19 Nov 2024
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Wade Wilson couldn't die.
And that was the whole fucking problem.
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It's Just Chemistry by farmhandler
Fandoms: Deadpool and Wolverine (2024), X-Men (Movieverse)
08 Nov 2024
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“Wade, I need you,” Logan said, his chest starting to heave, “to run.”
“What, like a marathon? Now is not the time for altruism, sweetie. We have a lab to escape from. And I’m not really big on running if I can help it."
“Run,” Logan said. He took a step forward. Wade glanced behind him at the room he had just left, which he noticed did not have any exits. He slid his gun out of its holster.
“Get the fuck awa—” Logan paused to swallow, his words turning gravelly, like it was difficult for him to speak “—away from me.” He flexed his fingers. “Or I am going to fucking kill you.”
Or: After Logan rejoins the X-Men, Wade gets whisked away on his first solo mission with Logan. It should be quick—easy—like taking candy from an armless baby. And it is, up until it isn’t.
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- Part 3 of Broken Men
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Yours Within Blood and Bone by ashlusteredstars
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), X-Men - All Media Types
04 Nov 2024
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From: Unknown
An unknown entity is killing residents in a small town located in Valentine, Kentucky. If you accept this mission, you must contain and exterminate this creature by any means necessary. There is no telling the damage it may do if left to fester. The Timedoor will open in your apartment living room approximately 24 hours from now. I will send more detailed information upon acceptance of the mission.
Pack warm.
Reply to this message if you accept.
Regards,
Time Variance Authority
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The life of Logan and Wade and how they navigate their new relationship, whatever that means to them, together.
Oh yeah, and if attempting to navigate a new relationship between two emotionally constipated immortals wasn’t bad enough, throw an eldritch being in the mix to which Logan nor Wade has ever had the displeasure of facing before, let alone beating, and we’re in for one hell of a ride.
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“You’re an idiot Wade,” Logan grumbled.
“Aww is little Wolvie worried about me?” Wade teased gently nudging his thigh against Logan’s, “There’s no need to worry, this isn’t the first time I’ve shot myself in the head, but I have to admit this is the first time it was by accident.”
They both froze. Logan’s head snapped towards Wade, doing a double take at the words. Wade, equally startled, looked like he couldn’t believe they’d slipped out either.
“Wow that was dark I shouldn’t have said that out loud,” Wade chuckled awkwardly.
Or; Wade accidentally shoots himself in the head during a spar with Logan, but then they're forced to face a deeper issue when Wade accidentally lets slip about a dark habit.
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Band-Aids (stay for dinner) by chronicallyill_nephilim
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
06 Oct 2024
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Wade hates hospitals. The whole cancer thing and then the whole project X thing... yeah, no hospitals. The universe hates Wade, so into a hospital his unconscious and rapidly healing body goes.
Granted this is not how he thought things would end up. Really, he would not have guessed any of this by a long shot.“Stark’s eyes are brown, your’s are blue. If you’re not comfortable giving me your real name then fine, for now, but you should sooner or later.” She frowned. Typing something into her tablet. “I need to check your injuries one more time, try not to bite me. Ok Mr. Doe?”
“I’m fine, fit as a bran-spankin-new fittle. I promise.” Wade smacked the side of his head hard enough to force it sideways, he still had a massive headache but that was the only thing left from the couple rounds of hole punching done a few hours ago.
She winced at the form of self harm, “I still need to see them.”[Or: Wade meets May before meeting Spider-Man or Peter Parker]
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If The Suit Fits, Wear It by uncle_swag
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
04 Oct 2024
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His hairless brows pinched together as the material suddenly caught, no longer moving up as he yanked the suit to his thighs. Grunting, he pulled harder. The fabric cutting into him as it stretched to its limits around his thick legs. Wade had always been shapely, a round full butt being one of his more prominent features that his suit always accentuated nicely. But now there seemed to be no way it was going to come even close to covering it.
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Come Hell or High Water by farmhandler
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), Deadpool and Wolverine (2024)
30 Sep 2024
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Logan came to with his claws buried in Wade’s abdomen.
He blinked rapidly, panting, struggling to focus his vision on the pattern print of Wade’s shirt. Blood began to seep out of the wound around his knuckles when he moved, and he stared at it in confusion, the dream still clinging to his subconscious.
“Morning, peanut,” Wade said. “Could you maybe pull your claws out of my side? I kinda have to pee, and you are very close to stabbing my bladder. If we get any more blood or piss on the mattress, we are not going be able to save it.”
“Fuck,” Logan swore.
Or: A second chance at life was never in the cards for Logan. Now that he has it, living it is easier said than done.
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- Part 2 of Broken Men
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Wade let out a long sigh, leaning his head back against the edge of the tub. “Come on, Logan. I’m fine.” Wade insisted weakly. The fact Wade used Logan’s real name sent up a red flag - Wade always called Logan by some ridiculous nickname.
There was a pause for a moment, as Logan contemplated the situation.
“Alright fine,” Logan replied casually, though his eyes never left Wade. But instead of leaving, he leaned against the sink, arms crossed. “Take your time.”
Or; Wade has a small habit of killing himself when stuff gets a bit too much for him. He thinks this is fine. Logan definitely does not.
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Lighthouse (On the Shores of the River Styx) by chronologicalimplosion
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 Sep 2024
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"Why, you applying for a gig as my nurse? May seem like a steady job, but I gotta warn you, the pay's shit."
Spidey put one hand on either side of Deadpool's face, turning them both to face each other again. Wade was acutely aware of just how thin the spandex was at the pads of Spider-Man's fingers. "I'm not applying for anything. You're my fucking problem. I'm going to take care of you."
Wade suddenly found it really hard to swallow.
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Wade keeps dying. Peter keeps being there when he wakes up. Emotions are high. Things escalate.