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A Heart Softened Towards You—Or, Close Enough by floristkills for Mikes_on_prometheus
Fandoms: SMPEarth, Dream SMP
03 Aug 2025
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The Antine and Arctic Empires have stood as long and strong as any other kingdom worth their weight in gold. Just as they always have been, they are ruled by the preordained royals. The near unlimited power of those on the throne. Technoblade, as the crown price of the Arctic Empire, knows those facts intimately. And he was quite looking forwards to the prospect of it as his father's health declined.
Until his father suddenly removed his status as the heir in favor of his uncle. And then immediately died. It makes the funeral quite the dreary event for Techno, to say the least.
Luckily, his compatriot, and arguable only friend, King Philza is there to offer him some perspective. And perhaps a path back to power, if in a unconventional and possibly fraud-filled way. If it's necessary to regain his crown, then Techno will say "I do."
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The fake marriage au where Techno schemes his way into power, Phil gets to keep his secret girlfriend, and no one falls in love. Unless you count the love of friendship! And indescribable violence.
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And so Rise the Wordless by DecayOfDivorced
Fandoms: Dream SMP, sbi - Fandom, Original Work
01 Aug 2025
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Techno hasn't met another human in almost a year.
He's been in space for almost 2.What could possibly go wrong when hijacking a trafficking ship?
Accidentally getting adopted by a group of aliens apparently.
aka: sbi space au with beeduo & niki and chaos ensues with found family and a lot of language barrier
(I'll probably change this summary in the future)
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I'll Wipe Away the Frost on Your Eyelashes by floristkills for Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Dream SMP
20 Jul 2025
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Not to brag, but Techno's a pretty great mechanic. And not just because his human hands have multiple dexterousness fingers. His skills have gotten him pretty far in the universe. Further than most humans can ever make it.
Almost literally, since humans can't survive faster than light travel.
With the near infinity of space, that little biological fact limits the mobility of their entire species. But, as humans tend to do, they have spent all their experience points on brains over functional bodies. Thus, a solution was created: cryopods.
Cryosleep makes it possible for Techno to travel through space, and his skills make it actually worthwhile for a ship's crew to even bother with him. It's going pretty well, all things considered. If only his body realized how critical it was not to get oh-so sleepy and achy after being frozen alive and thawed out. It really throws a wrench in his productivity.
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Techno is a human on a mixed species spaceship with Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy. All four crew members contend with the effects of popsicle-ification. Thawing procedure is most optimal with shared body heat, copious fur petting, and sugary offerings.
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Technoblade is determined to “Get Better”. What that means..he doesn’t exactly know yet but he’s figuring it out.
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Technoblade fictive projects on his source. Cries multiple times while writing.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,601
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 51
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salt spray on these waxen wings by Ria_Writes_Stuff for flyaways
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Jul 2025
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Technoblade has been missing for eight months.
When he wakes up in a hospital, alone and pinned down by an unfamiliar weight, the very last thing he expects is a pair of wings he did not ask for.
This is hurt, and this is healing, and this is love, and this is Phil’s hands holding his the entire way
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- Part 22 of MCYTBLR AU Fest 2025 collection (:
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Techno is homeless, until he isn't.
Techno has a shitty life, until Phil fosters them.Or
Technoblade and Tommy fostered by Phil♡
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all the right friends in all the right places by antimony_medusa for Ria_Writes_Stuff
Fandoms: Dream SMP
21 Jun 2025
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Ranboo rounded the corner into the back corner of the library, already mentally on the next item on his to-do list, he needed to not forget, and then froze in place. There was already someone sitting at the isolated table he always sat at, eating a rice salad and reading on his phone.
And– he’d been staring too long. Ranboo cleared his throat. “Uh, hi, Techno. I didn’t– know anyone else was back here.”
Techno had also paused, plastic fork in his mouth. Ranboo had met him last term, when he’d asked for a history tutor and met the sardonic pink-haired masters’ student. The tutoring sessions had been the most painless ones Ranboo had ever sat through– he might even call them friends– but that was then. He’d never really talked to the other man outside of an academic context, aside from nodding at him a few times in the coffee line. Ranboo wasn’t sure how to handle this, and Techno evidently was feeling the same way. Techno nodded at Ranboo, expression clearly trying for polite. “How’s it goin’?”
OR: this is honestly just 2k of borealtrio banter and bonding
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- Part 51 of Gift Exchange Works
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Counting All The Stars In Your Heart (No Longer Discontinued) by Jay_bae
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
03 Jun 2025
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"Tommy Innit Watson wasn’t one to brag (Not true) but he was amazing at writing. He even compared himself to his older brother who won three writing awards in his Freshman year. Tommy was not like Technoblade. Technoblade liked to write mythology stories about heroes and villains. Tommy was not like his other older brother Wilbur who wrote songs that could put Mozart to shame (obviously Mozart is not talented at writing sad songs about his exes)"
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Or: Tommyinnit is crawling through life one story/ poem at a time
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OR: Author projects onto Tommyinnit because he can
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ALSO ALL THE POEMS ARE MINE! I WROTE THEM! THEY LITERALLY REPRESENT ME!No Longer Discontinued!!!!
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- Part 2 of I am writing about block men
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i work from nine to five, hey, hell, i pay the price by Ria_Writes_Stuff
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 May 2025
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Look- Techno hadn't meant to get into this line of work.
He'd been planning to go into editing, or at the very least something book related, once he'd finished his English degree: the research job with the Magnus Institute was supposed to be temporary, something a friend had hooked him up with, to finance the ridiculously overpriced cost of living in London until he could get a better job.
He'd finished his degree two and a half years ago, now, and still hadn't quite gotten around to applying for any of the local publishing houses.
Ah well - at least taking the offer of Head Archivist would come with a pay rise, right? What was the worst that could happen?
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Techno goes to work for OSHA's worst nightmare, AKA The Magnus Archives AU
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beauty lies behind the hills by Ria_Writes_Stuff
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 May 2025
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There were three things the boy was sure of as he woke up in a creaking metal elevator, head pounding, lights low and the grind of gears above his head the only sound - his name was Technoblade, he had no idea where he was, and his memories of everything outside of rust and red lights had been scooped away like a chef with a melon baller.
He probably should be panicking more, but that sweet, sweet combination of shock and exhaustion was making everything seem wayyy less bad than it was.
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A techno-centric mazerunner au for the Voices for the Blade event
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Thomas Innit, Wilbur Soot, and Techno Blade are all fostered by Phil Craft on the same day.
Little do any of them know, all three foster kids are autistic.
EDITING TO ADD 2/24/24: I DO NOT SUPPORT NOR AM A FAN OF WILBUR OR LOVEJOY
repost!
*i am not og author, the og is gaspshichat. go check them out!!*
*reposted bc the og one had BITCHASS in place of Wilbur's name and it's giving me a headache - if you're fine w/ that, go read their story instead*
*i too do not associate w/ william gold or lovejoy, this is about wilbur soot, the character.*Series
- Part 1 of lemon trees
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i just called to say i love you by Ria_Writes_Stuff
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
16 May 2025
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Techno couldn't remember a time in his life without Phil. Quite literally, actually, since their parents had been friends, and they'd been sharing a cradle right from the moment Techno was out of the hospital.
One of his earliest memories was rough and tumbling round a grassy field with a blonde child, Phil unafraid to use his tiny little baby teeth to win their epic battles, while Techno preferred the good old 'pull their hair until they scream' method. There were far too many photos of the two of them disheveled and grinning, covered in grass stains and the remnants of bribery ice cream cones for Techno's liking - if his enemies ever needed blackmail, he would be helpless against their ammunition.
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long phone calls for a long-distance friendship, body-doubling to defeat ADHD demons, and emduo fluff
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Wilbur invites Tommy to party for the end of high school. Going was the worst mistake he could have possibly made.
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Wilbur Soot never gives up. It's an admirable trait considering how much goes wrong for him throughout his life. Maybe that's why he never gives up.
Fuck cc!Wilbur I just think c!Wilbur is a neat little guy
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high in the sunlit silence by Katricia for antimony_medusa
Fandoms: Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP
07 Apr 2025
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The Blood God's living quarters have poor security. Chayanne is able to enter through a window easily after scaling the brick building. It's on the third floor, but there are plenty of missing bricks, and free-climbing isn't difficult.
Or: Chayanne is here to kill the Blood God. Techno and Phil have other ideas.
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Based on the Goosebumps episode Dead House (season 2), the Craft family move into a new town and a new house, away from their hometown of L'Manberg:
Wilbur, the city boy, is horrified by the move to the country side, and immediately sets out finding reasons for them to move back.
Techno, who isn't bothered as long as the neighbors don’t mind him playing his violin, ignores Wilbur’s insistence that the town is weird, and tries to push down the feeling of wrongness that continues to grow.
Tommy is delighted with the move, and even more so with his new best friends Tubbo and Ranboo. He doesn’t care that their skin is too pale, their eyes too dark or that their teeth are a little too sharp. They’ve promised him that they’d all be best friends. Forever.
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The one where Wilbur cries wolf about the definitely-not-a-cult town they'd moved to, and Phil doesn't believe him until it's far, far too late.
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summer sky dripping rhinestones by thesoftestofbois (theyoungestanarchyserverinminecraft)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
20 Mar 2025
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Working in a fire tower for the summer was something Techno had applied for thinking he would get away from people, maybe catch up on some reading, do some knitting, do some hiking. He was fine with not talking to people for weeks at a time.
He didn't count on Phil.
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- Part 4 of Techza Week 2025
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Two turned into three by Phantomboo3
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
16 Mar 2025
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Tommy and Ranboo are two run away kids who have spent an year alone in the forest barely surviving, they on their own and it has and always been that way, and it always will be just them against the world. But when they become friends with Tubbo, who soon introduces them to Puffy, who becomes deeply concerned about them and eventually offers them to let stay the night, obviously aware that these kids parents won’t notice if they home or not if they even have parents.
However, Ranboo and Tommy run away from Puffy's house well aware of what happens when you trust adults but when Tommy ends hurt they have to learn how to trust if only for a second.Or
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“Oh, you’re done.” The brute stood up. He gestured behind him, to the double bed covered in a slippery padded comforter. There were pillows on it, and he wasn’t used to sleeping with those either. “Bed’s here, you can go to sleep.” He rubbed a hand over his mouth. He’d been clenching his jaw. “We’ll plan what to do next in the morning, but we should probably just go to bed.”
The hawk looked at him, and then behind him, hands moving restlessly where they were hidden by the folded towel. “I’m in the bed?” He tipped his head to the side, expression giving nothing away. He was shorter than the brute, and had to look up at him with intent blue eyes.
“Well, yeah,” the brute said. “We’re both in the bed.” A comforter, pillows, someone else—that would all be different from a thin mattress pad over concrete. But they had escaped and were going to be people now. They should sleep in the bed.
“Or I sleep on the floor,” the hawk suggested. He raised his eyebrows very slightly, considering. “But you need me in the bed?”
Or: Techno and Phil are dehumanized weapons who've broken out of captivity, but there is only one bed. And sharing a bed comes with— expectations.
Day One: Bed
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- Part 1 of high in the sunlit silence
- Part 1 of Techza Week 2025
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"yeah I guess, the end is here"
Wilbur has officially been a flight risk ever since he turned eleven.
If there was one thing this boy knew how to do, it was to run. Run as fast and as far away as you can before you get caught.
He was fucking good at running.
Tommy didn't yet learn running was an option.or!
Wilbur and Tommy meet in a foster home and decide they need to stick together.
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- Part 1 of it's warm where i am