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    “JARVIS are you saying there’s an omega in my closet?”

    “I believe he is nesting, sir.”

    Or, immediately after the events on the helicarrier, Steve and co. head to the tower to seek aid from Tony who is hanging onto his sanity pre-rut by a thread. Who would’ve thought his own AI would conspire against him? Featuring a soft, confused Bucky, matchmaker JARVIS, and Natasha, who thinks this is all hilarious.

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    Peter Parker is having dinner with the avengers and he starts choking. It all goes to chaos from there

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    Stranded in Gotham, fifteen-year-old Peter Parker is broke, sleep-deprived, and just barely holding it together. After a week on the streets, he finds work at a half-decent café near the alleys — the kind of place that doesn’t ask for ID, which suits him fine. By day, he pours coffee. By night, he scours scrap to build a machine that might take him home.

    He doesn’t want attention — not from the Waynes (who have too many family issues), not from Gotham’s masked shadows. But they’ve noticed him anyway. The kid with too-sharp eyes and questions he won’t answer. The one who takes cash without complaint but won’t accept a ride, a warm meal, or even a name.

    Because Peter can handle things himself. He has to. Help always comes with strings, and he’s tangled in enough already. But the truth is clawing its way out — his arrival in Gotham wasn’t an accident. Someone wanted him here.

    Now, caught in a web bigger than his own, Peter will have to decide if surviving is enough — or if he’s willing to let someone in before it’s too late.

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    9/?
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    It’s July 4th. Today marks the day America had gained its independence from Britain! Oh, and it’s also Steve’s birthday.

    Steve doesn’t know about this little surprise birthday party.

    Well, duh, it’s a surprise.

    Natasha bought a dress specifically for this evening. She wanted to clean up nicely…for no particular reason. Just because. Not because it’s Steve’s special day and wanted to look pretty for him, no… That’s ridiculous.

    Or…

    Natasha only buys a dress, so Steve can take it off at the end of the night.

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    In a world where people are assigned to be a Hunter or a Hunted, Peter Parker is assigned Hunted. This term doesn't mean what it used to, but it remains a word with a negative connotation.

    Peter often visited the Smithsonian, to see the Captain Rogers exhibit. The man who was assigned Hunted, and got a serum that made him Hunter. Peter often dreamed of an opportunity like that, the opportunity to be better.

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    6/?
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    Peter was finally able to see the man’s face, and lo and behold, he was now looking into the eyes of Tony freaking Stark. He's only ever seen the man on television, and that one time when he was younger, when he was saved by Iron Man. This man was his hero. He's dreamed of meeting the genius for years, and now it's actually happening. But one question was bouncing around in his head: Why is Tony Stark in his living room?

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    Tony was trying to mask his nerves, but knowing that Peter was up against Maximoff by himself sent a wave of both panic and an unfamiliar parental protectiveness crashing over him. It didn't help that Peter sounded scared.

    “Get the hell out of my kid's head.”

     

    *NOT STARKER. Their soulmate bond is PURELY familial (father-son, specifically)*

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    Loki and Peter are having lots of fun together, as Loki shows Peter some of his magic. But what happens when Loki accidentally turns Peter into a pokey little puppy?

    Will he be able to turn him back? Or will Peter be stuck as a puppy forever?

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    After Aunt May’s death, Peter found himself struggling through life. He refused any pity help from Mr. Stark and got himself a job at a deli shop near his small apartment that he can hardly afford. His days seem to be the same over and over until a certain merc with a mouth comes into his work for a sandwich.

    This is loosely based on the mcu but not set in the mcu!!

    More chapters to come!! (On a temporary break)

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    Peter Parker lives in Avengers Tower. Which sounds cool—if you ignore the part where Thor screams about Pop-Tarts at 6 AM, Clint Barton lives in the ceiling vents, and Tony Stark treats him like a weird combination of intern, son, and liability.

    He’s balancing high school, Stark Industries “intern” duties, and trying not to let anyone—especially his decathlon teammates—find out he’s Spider-Man. So obviously, hosting a small, lowkey, totally-not-illegal party at the Tower while the Avengers are away was a great idea.

    Right?

    Cue one ceiling-vent crash, a Clint Barton jump-scare, and Tony Stark coming home early.

    Peter’s trying his best. His best just happens to include fire extinguishers, Pop-Tart bribes, and extreme emotional damage.

    (Flash thinks Peter’s faking the whole Stark connection. MJ is dangerously observant. Ned is so not ready for this. And Peter? He’s two missed assignments away from a breakdown.)

    Post-Endgame Fix-It AU. Tony’s alive. Peter’s a menace. And the Avengers are goofy as hell.

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    Ever since May died, it felt like a month had been logged entirely off of the calendar for Peter. Everything was so new, a taste his tongue fails to recognize. having to walk to school instead of May driving him, having nobody to cook breakfast for him in the morning, and even with so much given to him, it still left like a part of him was missing. A lost case, empty, destined to be forsaken. The other part of him was glad, glad that almost everyone in his entire life has died? No, of course not. But every now and them, he knows. He knows that he's guilty for being happy, he's guilty of not being able to save her. He's saved so many worthless people before, why couldn't he save her?

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    Your not-so-normal IronDad Peter Parker field trip to stark tower fanfic, this might turn out long and it's incomplete, should I finish this? (written slightly poetically)

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    Midtown's post decathlon field trips have become infamous ever since the Washington fiasco. Keeping up the trend, Peter Parker and Flash Thompson are nabbed from their trip to Coney Island (the universe is apparently a fan of consistency). Now, Peter has to make a plan to escape their captors and keep his civilian fellow kidnappee safe, all the while protecting his Spiderman identity.

    And no, he's not going to press the panic button, shut up, Flash!


    Or the even more obligatory kidnapping fic.

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    When Hela appears just when Odin dies. Thor, after losing both his father and his hammer, is too much angry to see reason or the hopeless situation he and Loki are in. He runs into Hela and her swords. His is impaled by one, injured rather badly.
    Loki, seeing his brother is injured and won't last a flight through Bifrost, has to come up with a second plan. Delaying Hela as much as possible, and getting help. It is just Another shitty day for Tony Stark that God's first choice is to invade his house.

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    6/?
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    “Oh uh..,” Sam starts, Tony still looking down, “Thor left his hammer- I mean, Mjolnir- on some of my papers when he left a few hours ago-”

    Tony pauses and looks up at Sam.

    “-and I was wondering if you could move it for me?”

    Tony looks down at his project, back up at Sam, and sighs, putting down his tools.

    “Who sent you down here?”

    “Clint.”

    “‘Course he did,” Tony sighs while standing. “C’mon, kid, let’s go back upstairs and call them assholes together.”

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    Where Loki was forced to carry Tony in his pocket for one whole week.

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    Wypadek przy magii - Loki i Tony nagle mają problem. Ich dusze były wolne, a bez hamującej je logiki, magia i instynkt przejęły kontrolę. Teraz są zmuszeni pracować razem, a może nawet przyznać, że jest między nimi coś więcej niż wrogość.

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    “You’re thinking so loud,” Loki explained to Tony, his voice soft and sweet, and rumbling against Tony through the sweater he was wearing, “that it drowns out all the thoughts I have in my head and it makes me not want to murder you.”

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    12
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    2,165
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    After one too many erratic battles, Fury kicks Tony Stark out of the Avengers, using a protocol he shouldn't even have had access to permanently fry his suits over the halfhearted protests of the other teammates. Tony is furious, cutting all ties with Shield, and, by extension, the Avengers...until he learns that SHIELD is spread too thin to try to rescue their "beloved" heros after they are captured by the villain du jour. Tony may not have his suits anymore, but that doesn't mean that he is in any way helpless.

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    In an attempt to keep Tony from leaving the bedroom and ruining his perfect morning, Loki says something that he knows Tony won’t ignore—and he probably won't even regret it.

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    69
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    7,264
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    Three months after vanishing from New York, Loki turns up on Tony’s doorstep and demands to be taken to a candy store.

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    While Tony is at Peter's school trying to hold an assembly, a bad guy- a bad robot? comes busting through the ceiling. Of course, Peter can't stay out of the fight but even without his suit, he manages to get by. He also manages to scare the life out of his mentor turned father figure. But more importantly, Peter saves the day and is totally worthy.

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    1/1
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    64
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    2,323
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    263
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    21,218

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