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Piss takes by Rue_16 for Finley_Cy, Flamchatting, SillySmiley, Angelaisgod
Fandoms: Original Work
04 Oct 2025
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This is a collection of fuckass one shots mainly for my own entertainment and laughs. There’s no smut because these are real people.
THIS IS PURLEY COR SHITS AND GIGGLES
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Valinor Girls Make Do by AnnaRobots
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
30 Sep 2025
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Irissë and Elenwë attend the Valmar county fair. They find good use for the award-winning vegetables.
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Hunter (a.k.a The Golden Guard) has his world shaken when his PS5 privileges are revoked by his mysterious Uncle / Emperor Belos. Now he will stop at nothing to regain his honour and his gaming console of choice, even if that means undertaking increasingly difficult missions for the Emperor's Coven.
Based on the Owl House Abridged video series created by the illustrious Tomotasauce on Youtube. A fanfic of a fanfic, fanfics all the way down. -
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Requested by deepspacenova on tumblr:
'eee okay i've arrived with ✨ideas✨ for youuu so hopefully one of these sparks some inspiration for the divorced dad sylus/zayne xoxo
- Sylus trying to get the twins to eat vegetables and Zayne supporting him until carrots are mentioned
- "You're so good with them."
- post bath time: sylus teaching zayne how to wrangle the boys to brush/style their hair
- "If you keep doing that, we'll never let you leave."'
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- Part 171 of Love and Deepspace Fics
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Spinach muffins?? by Behem0_Baris0l
Fandoms: プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
14 Sep 2025
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"We need Rui to eat vegetables, and I know how" tsukasa exclaim to his beloved troupe mates
"You can't be serious, that's impossible!"Based on a TikTok video i found of a woman making spinach muffins for her children that hates vegetables, and they ate them without knowing
Idk how to make muffins btw- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 680
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 38
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Nikifor had not seen his mother—Russian Empire—for so long, and when she returns, he only wants to play with her. He also loves carrots, the normal purple-coloured ones, not those weird orange carrots. He doesn’t like orange carrots. He has no idea why his sister thinks he’s weird for liking the normal ones instead of those disgusting orange. Nikifor loves his mother.
(Or, Russian Republic fluff with a little bit of lore in the end.)
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- Part 2 of Νικηφόρος (Nikēphóros)
- Part 1 of Anecdotes of an Era Past
- Part 7 of Memento Mori
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- English
- Words:
- 4,109
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 12
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After learning that fae take lovers, Sebek is determined to be prepared in case his liege ever desired different kinds of service of him.
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- Part 7 of Twist boy’s solo action ♡
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Little Bunny Boy by Hylian_Artist
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
06 Sep 2025
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The chain is in a big battle and Legend has turned into a baby by a foe’s magic. Now they have to figure out how to get their snark back while taking care of him
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Atsushi loves carrots.
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Magic Marker, Book Two: Indelible by AnonyMPC
Fandoms: Original Work, Bored God Universe
30 Aug 2025
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Life as her older brother's fuck toy is a mixed blessing for twelve-year-old Susan... it sure is a lot of fun, but he's just so irresponsible, always pushing boundaries, both hers and those of the magic marker that makes whatever is written with it come true. The words on her may only last a week, but a week is a long time, and just like the 'jerk' mark that adorns his own body, they could just be written again and again. Even if Susan does find her way out of the situation, some of the changes her brother makes... they might just be indelible.
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- Part 2 of Magic Marker
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~Being Human but the Wrong Kind by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
27 Aug 2025
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"As much as I would like another hit or five to calm my nerves, or perhaps some of that insanely potent moonshine, I believe it is past time I held up my end of the bargain we made."
Vox raises the guava juice to his mouth, taking a drink. At least the motion felt like the stiff drink he wants, but without the benefits he probably needs. "How about we make this a new game then? If you get five points out of ten rounds, I will show you a secret."
“Certainly, I look forward to it. What are the rules?”
Vox gives Alastor a reassuring smile, more for his own benefit at this point. "It's called Two Truths and a Lie. We can either take turns, or you can just play while I talk. The goal is to pick which one is the lie. Each correct answer gets the player a point."
“Hm. Sounds simple enough-”
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- Part 34 of Carrots & Potatoes
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Made by Marc :)
Fanfic of a cucumber, wanting to live a normal cucumber life. However, he doesn’t go inside of a salad..
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- English
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- 1,094
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 173
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Jimin has a crush on a barn doyen, Minjeong, and fucks her with a carrot.
(In response to that Real Bad Business girlie who dissed g!p).
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Dinner in Bondage (Dan Goes to Boomtown) by Speteyman19
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Man Down (TV), Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF, Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
10 Aug 2025
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What happens when Dan and Brian go to Wales with a tray of veggies? They meet some unexpected companions at dinner one night, and give a whole new meaning to the word Boomtown. Cardiff won't be the only thing to explode that night.
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[Site Skin] Огородники by fandom Drarry 2025 (Fandom_Drarry), MMagg
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Archive of Our Own
07 Aug 2025
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Фандомный скин для сайта ао3. Оптимально подходит для десктопных устройств, но может использоваться и для большинства мобильных устройств и телефонов. Чтобы использовать скин, просто скопируйте код.
EN. The AO3 site skin (better suited to Desktop). To use the skin, simply copy and paste the CSS code (CSS code on github where simply click on "Copy raw file"). For a preview, see this github post. Alternatively, look inside this work for more screenshots and the code.
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The Ethereal Horticultural Revolution, or, Peas Is Our Professioune by nanda (nandamai)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Aug 2025
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Aziraphale potters in the garden whilst Crowley lazes in the sun. But there are storm clouds gathering, and communication might still be a problem, even in the South Downs.
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En garde !! [art] by malurette
Fandoms: Peepoodo and the Super Fuck Friends (Web Series), De Cape et de Crocs
30 Jul 2025
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Des divers usages des légumes.
(non ça n'est pas explicite, le premier dessin est innocent, et le second, disons, douteux ?) -
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The kingdom of Seloma. A majestic icon that looks over the lands of Trariar. It floats in the sky, and has two 'eyes' as they're called (though many have sworn to have seen lasers come out of them). Where did it come from? Where will it go? Where did it come from? This is where.
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- Part 5 of Experiments
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 401
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 6
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That's just how the cookie crumbles by Pâtissier Hansel (KAGAMINATOR5000)
Fandoms: Project DIVA (Video Games), Vocaloid
26 Jul 2025
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Pâtissier Gretel leaves Amazing Dolce for the afternoon so she can buy flower seeds and bulbs for the garden. Even though it's Sunday and the bakery is supposed to be closed, Pâtissier Hansel doesn't accompany his sister because he needs to fulfill a mysterious and special order that he's been avoiding for a while. But why has he been putting it off if it's just a simple carrot cake?
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''You're not going to patrol Smallville until you eat your vegetables,'' Reverend Howell said to Supergirl.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 111
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 5
