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“Are you trash, Potter?”
“Oh, ha ha, because ‘Potter Stinks’?”
“No, babe, it’s ’cause I want to take you out.”
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It’s Fourth Year, and Draco Malfoy has taken on a horrifying new way of pranking Harry—by flirting with him. How will Harry be able to concentrate on his Triwizard tasks with Malfoy calling him “babe” all the time?
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- Part 1 of After All This Time
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“You’re terrible,” he says, running a hand over his eyes before sitting back up, Gyuvin looking all too happy with himself at his discomfort.
“And you must be a precedent,” he says, lowering his glasses flirtatiously. “Because you are setting the standard.”
And it’s so stupid and cheesy and overly cartoonish, but Ricky can’t help but be more than a little flattered by that one. Not that he’d tell Gyuvin that, a little afraid of how much worse the boy could get if he encouraged him.
“How do I make it stop,” he whines instead, dropping his head with a thud against the table.
“Go out with me.”In which transfer student Ricky notices Gyuvin for the first time when he's studying next to him in the library, unable to focus because of just how loud Gyuvin's typing his paper.
Except the moment he turns to acknowledge the stranger, he's hit with the most embarrassing pick up lines known to man.
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The Seed That Blooms by Orchid_Crocodile
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series)
05 Dec 2025
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A retelling of the Sun & Moon story with exploration of Gladion’s relationship with Guzma. A lot of mental thoughts and struggles, sexy times, angst, and fluff with a happy ending. Eventually my fankid for them is born, and raised. This is a long one with a lot of blabber be warned. Gladion is 19 here and Guzma is 22. (If anyone thinks of a better title pls help)
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Cheng Xiaoshi has seen enough pornos to know seducing the devastatingly hot pizza delivery guy should be easy.
His plan is simple:
Step 1. Order pizza
Step 2. Seduce the delivery guy using porn logic
Step 3. Lose virginityEverything falls apart somewhere around Step 2.
Which makes sense, because Cheng Xiaoshi is a disaster bisexual virgin who treats vulnerability like a mortal threat. And Lu Guang—quiet, sharp-eyed, unfairly gorgeous—is utterly unflappable. Still, what starts as a very stupid plan somehow turns into a romance neither of them has any business falling into: against common sense, against probability, and definitely against the Daddy Joe’s employee handbook.
Porn did not prepare Cheng Xiaoshi for this one.
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The eldest son and heir to the most infamous mafia clan in the city has too much on his plate. When an enemy spy joins the picture, he’s forced to take on more responsibility than he’d like—an opinion that soon changes. But no one ever said change was good.
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Designated Driver by lastproject
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Dec 2025
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Ilya uses bad pick up lines on Shane. Shane doesn't get why this random man has been infatuated with him for months.
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Shane is out of his beer league team for the season, nursing a bad knee injury. Hayden does his best to get Shane out of his house with him. A not so random guy at the bar is keen on using bad pick up lines on him.
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Breaking The Ice (And The Wall That's Always Been There) by hexose (three_sixtynine_fructose)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
01 Dec 2025
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Hitoshi did not know why he and Kaminari didn’t talk outside of class training sessions.
In them, Kaminari complimented all of Hitoshi's cool new support items and how mature and great he behaved, and hugged him enough times for Hitoshi to memorise the scent of his shampoo. But then there didn’t seem to be enough left over. Kaminari never approached him anywhere else. There were distant waves, of course, but other than that they just seemed to be friends in that not-really kind of way. That was it.
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Denki didn't know why he and Shinsou didn't talk outside of training sessions.
They always partnered together during team training. They've hugged, they've talked, they've held hands. Was it all too much? It had to be, because suddenly there was nothing left over. They never talked in other lessons, never hugged or held hands or done anything other than Shinsou just glaring at him from across the room. They waved at each other sometimes, but other than that: nothing! No matter what he did, Denki just couldn't get past the 'just friends' stage. At this rate, maybe Shinsou didn't even like him.
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Or, two idiots don't talk when they desperately need to.Series
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”Are you wi-fi?”
Light frowned, clearly confused.
”What?”
”I said are you wifi? Because i feel a connection.”
Light gaped at the utter audacity this man gave him after just 5 minutes of knowing him.
”Wow, a freak and a schizo, who could have thought.”
“Can you hear that noise? It’s my heart being torn apart by your words.”
”They do say that truth is a powerful weapon, no?”
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A pastry shop (with bad pick-up lines as a bonus) lawlight AU<3
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“Tweek, you dropped something.”
“Really? What did I drop, Craig?”
“My jaw.”
Or 4 times Craig delivers bad pick up lines and the 1 time Tweek delivers one of his own.
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You'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you (Never get away.) by Crystalbirds, Maomellow
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
28 Nov 2025
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Two online friends get isekai-ed into Twisted Wonderland and re-establish their already established sisterhood to bring chaos and fail a million classes. (Or at least, Sorallum will, Sorallum can already see the all nighters spent making sure the youngers procrastinated work being done by herself instead.)
Night Raven College will never be the same again! (They finally got a school counselor! (She's unpaid. And also attending the college. Somebody PLEASE call OSHA. (If it exists in Twisted Woderland.)))
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Max and Charles decide to spice up a quiet evening by playing a game of strangers in a bar.
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Im Juyang tutors Yeon Sieun in English and Sieun takes the chance to try out some pick up lines.
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- Part 6 of One Big Poly
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- English
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- 306
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 9
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A few days ago he tried to flirt with him. In privacy, of course, or at least the most privacy they could get in the hotel.
He had lifted a hand to twirl his hair with his finger. His hat promptly sunk down on his head. “Al, I think I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
Alastor had looked at him blankly, blinking a few times before answering. “I don’t own a phone, your majesty. And I don’t believe your phone number is physical.” He said before walking away.
Lucifer had stomped his foot in irritation. This would be harder than he thought.
OR; Lucifer's been trying to flirt with Alastor, but to no avail because he actually isn't very good at flirting. Nor is Alastor good at receiving flirting.
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- Part 1 of Mandatory Tastes (Radioapple)
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Venti is staying at Angel's Share long after it closes, begging Diluc for snacks and drinks. And who is Diluc to refuse the irresistable bard?
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How to Woo Your Boo in 5 Easy Steps -A Guide by Seki Kuneyasu by ilostmyhoodie
Fandoms: Tetro Danganronpa PINK (Web Series), Tetro Danganronpa Series (Web Series), Dangan Ronpa Series
23 Nov 2025
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“Why the fuck would you do that? Besides, it’s gonna be so embarrassing if you can’t open it.” Kamimura said, opening the bottle and taking a sip.
“I’m really good with my hands, though! My grip strength’s crazy.”
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Wherein Hasegawa Ken grabs a completely normal book at the library and nearly ruins his life in the pursuit of romance.
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Maverick's only looking to get a drink after a hard day at work, but when a handsome stranger tries out a novel pickup technique on him, he ends up leaving with something else entirely.
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“Take a picture, darling, it would last longer.”
Gale flinched out of his gawking, “Oh my goddddds!” Gale groaned into his hands “I’m really not this lame, I swear.”
“Forgive my wandering eyes.” He bit his lip, “As if you don’t know how fly you look in that shirt.” He extended a hand to shake, but when Fangs reached for it, Gale pulled their joined hands up and kissed his knuckles gently.
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- Part 1 of Bloodweave JNCO AU
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Toe Beans & Coffee Dreams by talonfir
Fandoms: Marvel, Hawkeye (Marvel Comics), Avengers (Comics)
20 Nov 2025
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After moving into his new apartment, Bucky makes the mistake of letting Steve and Sam set up dating profiles for him. Leaving them unsupervised with his phone was a mistake. Now he's got half a dozen hook up apps to delete.
And one new message to read, from someone named HawkGuy.
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- Part 1 of PeppR: Spice Up Your Dating Life
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fluorescent angel under ultraviolet lights by dutch (itsevanffs) for scribespirare
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
19 Nov 2025
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Robby never goes out. And he definitely doesn't hook up with kids half his age who don't even look legal. But just once, one single night, he decides to let himself not think about anything or question his decisions.
And now look at where that got him.
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Wukong goes to see one of Macaque's shadow plays for the first time.
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- Part 5 of Watch the Stars