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Armand has apparently discovered a laundromat. One of those 24-hour joints, with stacks of extra-large machines with chipped white paint, benches polished by millions of asscheeks, and an obligatory flickering fluorescent bulb. A classic. Brings back memories of getting kicked out of the house by a soon-to-be ex-wife. Twice.
“Okay?” Daniel says, after a moment passes and Armand is still glued to the window, staring with those big lemur eyes of his.
“Let’s go inside.”
See, Daniel should have known he didn’t just mean inside the building.
Or: Armand discovers a laundromat and decides to have a spa day; Daniel almost manages not to get in trouble.
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- Part 14 of A brick row house and two old men
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You, Spamton, and Tenna were finally on your honeymoon.
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- Part 9 of Breedvember 2025
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Bay Cromwell, o gün yemeği kendi yapacağını söyledi. Ne dışarıdan sipariş edecek, ne de işi oğluna yıkacaktı.
Evan'ın gri gözleri, belki de aylar işinde ilk defa parıldıyordu:
“Durumu iyiye gidiyor.”
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- Part 2 of Lotus Çiçekleri
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- Türkçe
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Love is an incredible feeling, they say. Love is where you will sacrifice without any second thoughts. Love is where you’ll feel safe, just like home.
However, love has flaws.
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Kevin is bored and decides to cut off his pubes, because he figured that hairless cocks are sexy. It didn't go well as he thought it would, since he used a knife to do the job.
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A Gambit of Gears by natumn for RainbowChaox
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
08 Nov 2025
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Viktor would never become accustomed to the sheer radiance of the Piltovan sun. Nowhere in Zaun matched its dazzling light, even in places where the chasms were open to the sky. The smog of the factories always prevented that light from piercing the depths of the undercity. The only place the sun’s rays even approached the brilliance of Piltover was at the junction of the bridge that connected the two cities.
Viktor and his siblings were well beyond the bounds of the bridge.
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In a universe where Viktor's mother was Silco's sister, Viktor was raised by Silco and Vander in Zaun. When Vi gets a tip from Ekko about a place just waiting to be robbed, Viktor knows it's go with her or let his adopted siblings go alone. When the apartment explodes, he doesn't expect the owner of the apartment to protect him, or take the full fall for the explosion.
Now exiled, Jayce finds a new family in Viktor's. Together, they just might change the world.
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Crush on Choux by NinjaKK
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Audio Drama), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Webcomic)
07 Nov 2025
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An au where WWX can cook - but he paid the price with his musicality and now he can't hold a tune! 😂
Punished for daring to improve any given recipe, budding chef Wei Wuxian is forced to partner with the Cloud Recesses Culinary Academy's star student, the renowned stoic beauty Lan Wangji.
Despite an explosive start to the pair's first practical lesson, it soon becomes apparent their skills blend together seamlessly in the kitchen. But in their efforts to produce the most delicious dishes, have they found the perfect recipe for something else entirely?
Adorable artwork by the lovely Amethyst ❤️
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- Part 7 of A Punderful Collection Of Food Fics
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Rainilocks and the three bears by Scrooble
Fandoms: บรรยากาศรัก เดอะซีรีส์ | Love in the Air (TV 2022)
07 Nov 2025
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“You’ll love this!” Rain says happily as he leads Phayu even deeper into the forest. There are still stones on the ground to form a path here too, but they’re hardly visible as nature has mostly reclaimed the space. Then, Rain lets go of Phayu's hand. That's the first sign, he thinks, that there will be trouble.
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Made over 3 days on holiday btw. This is a gift since i decided not to do k/inktober and do pisstober instead. This prob be multi chaptered
Bye.
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“You almost got caught,” he whispered, voice like broken glass. “Because you weren’t paying attention. Because you thought you were invincible… So now you’re going to stand here. Completely still. Completely quiet. And feel what it’s like when you can’t control the situation.”
Or: Kinktober: Sex In Dangerous Situations
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- Part 30 of Kinktober 2025
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Going Viral (Like Share Comment Subscribe) by Lady_WhiteHaven
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
05 Nov 2025
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[Thumbnail description: An octopus using two tentacles to make the shocked Kevin McCallister face meme over an image of a twitter feed. The words “OH NO!” are superimposed on the image.]
Percy has finally settled on a career path: he'll be an oceanic vigilante! (Fine, environmental influencer, whatever.) To succeed, he's going to have to seek out the attention he's been avoiding for so long. But interacting with the mortal world has risks: he doesn't dare expose the godly world to mortals, not everyone wants him to succeed, and a scandal or an ill-timed explosion at a national monument could ruin everything. But no matter what happens, he is certain to disrupt the social media ecosystem!
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You lost your job in tech due to the dot com bubble burst, fresh out of Job and University. After finding out about a home you inherited you decide to sell it but instead of waiting you go and check it out. A blessing of fortune becomes unfortunate as you realize why your aunt had kept it a secret for so long.
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The story of Icarus is one of folly: he soared too high, and there was none to save him from the indifferent wrath of the Sun’s rays.
This story is also one of folly: what did three graduates expect to happen when trying to scan a dangerous kaiju, all in the name of a grant application? Did they ever stop to consider who else might get hurt by them putting themselves in harm's way?
They were lucky he did.
He was lucky his blood wasn’t ichor.
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- Part 4 of (Attempt At) Ultratober 2025
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You're looking to change the fact that you're still a virgin at your age.
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- Part 3 of Breedvember 2025
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Vox Akuma has tomatoes thrown at him by kAmmiPpoina
Fandoms: Nijisanji (Virtual Streamers)
03 Nov 2025
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basically Vox Akuma gets tomatoes thrown at him and is forced to do a walk of shame before being put in a dungeon
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When he’s six, he gets a book about music on his birthday. He’s not too good at reading, but it’s so rare for him to get anything he treasures it anyway, and desperately tries to improve his skills. When his father is out, he asks his mum to read to him, and then he attempts to follow after her. There is a chapter on key instruments in it which he’s re-read so many times he knows it by heart now.
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A panoramic view on the life of one Charles Rowland, as told by the keys of a piano.
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Wufei finds himself on bodyguard duty for Mariemaia Kushrenada and prays she doesn't make it weird.
(Spoiler: she does.)
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Jack arrives on a remote island, starving and searching for food. His attempt to steal from Neely’s store doesn’t go as planned. Will he get away with it, or will this encounter lead to something unexpected?
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a blade's edge by el_gilliath for spikely
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
01 Nov 2025
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“Seriously Henry, it’s the middle of the night. And it’s cold in here,” Hans complains, his lip curling upwards as he watches his boyfriend skate around the rink. Henry’s wearing the typical relaxed hockey player gear, grey sweatpants sitting just a tiny bit too low on his hips to be decent, black hoodie with the Skalitz Silvers logo, his last name on the back just above the swell of his gorgeous ass, the hoodie covering a form fitting white t-shirt and a black cap. He looks good enough to eat, though it’s a might too cold to eat anything right now.
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For Better or Worse by GriffinStone
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon), Atlantis: The Lost Empire (Disney Movies), Bolt (2008), The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003), The Land Before Time (Movies), Brother Bear (Movies), Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon)
01 Nov 2025
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A collection of stand-alone one shots for Whumptober! Spanning various fandoms, there will be angst, whump, and even fluff!