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“Sorry I'm late, don, got a little carried away returning to these halls- always was a maze! Sir Felix Ca-ahh.”
He'd lunged forward with a hand outstretched, ready to shake as the professor had straightened up. He turned in his chair lazily, freezing Felix in an awkward, half-bent position with those chilly blue eyes. There was a long moment as Oliver Quick observed him, no expression on his face, before a small smile made his mouth twitch. “It's good to see you, Felix. You look well.”
Felix Catton is a happily married father of three teenagers, approaching 40, and he hasn't seen Oliver since his unfortunate overdose... Everything should be perfect. Everything is perfect.
Until Felix's oldest daughter wants him to smooth things over with her tutor- and he finds himself face-to-face with Professor Oliver Quick. He's older. Wiser. Sensible. He doesn't lie any more.
And so what harm could reconnecting with an old friend do?
Sorry, Lu, but Ollie and I have this very sudden and intense psychosexual thing going on, and if I don't explore it I might go absolutely out of my mind, start clawing at the walls. You understand, don't you, Darling?
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“And there he was, like an angel, with the sunlight over his head, kind eyes looking back at him. Felix was back in his life, and he wanted to reconnect, and he was still perfect as before.
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Felix, somewhat, was changed, and Oliver…Oliver didn't…”
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Really, it was all on Oliver that he was here in the first place, wishing the other boy was here with him to be the one to cheer him up. Though, then again, it was Oliver’s fault that he was upset in the first place. That was Felix’s best excuse for it, anyway.It probably was a bit obsolete given that now he was in the bathroom of a gay bar waiting for a stranger’s cock in his mouth. It wouldn’t do well to convince anyone, not when he was up to this point, but it was the only thing he could come up with.
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They have their lovely little life together, with a flat in the hipster part of London and jobs they only pretend to hate and the three bedframes they’ve broken this year, but when the summer heat sets in there’s a calling they can’t resist. Maybe it’s the nostalgia, for the winding halls they lost themselves in, or the temptation of boundless indulgence, or it’s something darker, swirling in shadows, waiting for their return. Something wild. Feral. Hungry-
Saltburn always seems to bring it out of them. That’s why they keep coming back.
The very self-indulgent finale to the Greek Choir series, where Felix and Oliver live happily ever after (one way or another) and I get to do whatever the fuck I want (mind the tags)
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“So are you taking requests?” Felix had said once, as a joke after Oliver had blown his mind with some new trick or another.
"Oh Felix," Oliver hummed, his mouth still wet and filthy, “You know if you want something, I’m gonna find out about it. You don’t even have to ask.”
That promise was sealed with a cruel bite on his hip that made Felix dizzy and starry-eyed, praying that it would leave a scar.
Third year Oxford one shots in which Felix and Oliver fuck around (a lot) and find out (they love each other)
An outlet for my degenerate urges while I write the more serious chapters in Atlas and maybe i'll take requests (who knows)
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What if Oliver wasn't the only one who had it out for the Catton family?
Venetia brought her friend from Oxford home just like Felix did. Although y/n plans to be the sweet harmless summer plaything she finds herself in a web of manipulation and seduction of her own making.
In which reader runs through the family but is a smidge sweeter about it.
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Oliver hadnt meant to kill her. If anything she killed herself really, how was he going to know that she’d snatch his bottle from him? That woman had it coming for trying to take Oliver away from Felix of all people.
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- Part 1 of My love is Sick
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“I love you, Felix! I have always loved you! I put you first in every situation, just to keep you happy, and I give you the benefit of every single doubt, and trust me there’s been a lot of fucking doubts. I gave up pieces of myself for you and I never asked for anything in return! I told you about my parents, and you threw it in my face, then had me put on a smile for people who don’t even know me at your party that happened to be on my birthday. I nearly died that day because of how much I love you. Because I couldn’t even imagine a world without you in it. I love you with everything in me, and you? You couldn’t even let me explain. You couldn’t give me the benefit of a single moment of your doubt.”
“That’s not fair, Oliver.” Felix looked absolutely crushed. He looked like his heart was breaking, and it took everything in Oliver not to waiver. He couldn’t allow himself to waiver.
“You’re right. It’s not fair. I’m never fair when it comes to you. I've always given you more credit than you’re fucking due.”
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- Part 1 of Saltburn: Multiverse of Madness
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Felix drags himself from the dirt and shivers rack all the way down his spine. The low morning light makes the earth shimmer with little green shards of glass, and the sticky scent of champagne greets his churning stomach. He tumbles forward and retches whatever he had eaten the night before. Not much evidently, plenty of booze though. The smell is vile.
When he can lift his head again, he’s kneeling at the feet of a minotaur, and everything comes rushing back.
You said you loved me-
The worst part is, Felix thought this was a love story (but maybe it still is)
The unanticipated sequel to Icarus (and the sun) in which Felix is alive and everything gets worse
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He couldn't say for sure how they got to this, it was complicated, things with Oliver were always painfully complicated, and not even in the conventional sense of the word. Was it more weird, or dysfunctional?
A little of all three probably.
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Crazy Ex-Boyfriend by xDark_Shower_Thoughtsx99
Fandoms: Saltburn (2023), Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (TV)
24 Sep 2024
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Felix just happens to be here. It's a coincidence, so random, just by chance. Who's Oliver kidding? He totally moved here for Felix Catton.
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“Te quiero…” Felix talks after a while, stroking Oliver's hair in a form of comfort, and a way to silently giving him an apologize.
“What does that mean?”
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"Cruelty, although created in different forms, manifested in different ways was what Oliver felt was intrinsically linked between them. Oliver did it less from fascination and more from the necessity it was in order to function in society and get what he was owed, what he was born for. Felix seemed to do it from a place of boredom, as if others were a rare oddity, each so unique that he needed to observe many, to force them into situations and see how it played out."
Omegaverse fic with a very psychotic Oliver, Felix who maybe understands more then you'd think but is it enough?
Dark fic so please keep that in mind when reading
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he looks like the real thing, he tastes like the real thing (my fake plastic love) by headshots
Fandoms: Saltburn (2023)
19 Jun 2024
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The first time was back at Oxford, on the floor in a stranger's bedroom after taking too much at a house party.
It never should've happened again, Felix made sure of it. It was a bit of karma, he supposed, for being kind of a dick and getting so fucked just to try and get Oliver out of his head.
It wasn't meant to happen again. But he took too much, didn't he?
or—Oliver keeps showing up after the party, and Felix doesn't know what's real or fake anymore.
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Until that big mess in sixth form, no one in his family even thought he was all that off. Sure, he had always been a little quiet, and he didn’t ever bring home any friends or girls, but that’s just because he’s shy! Oh, what was it called again, David? Oh! Yes! My Ollie is an introvert. He’ll grow out of all this moodiness – it’s all teenage boy hormones, you know how it is!
Oliver never really did. He just learned to hide it better.
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At the birthday party, Oliver accidentally cuts his hand. Venetia discovers him patching up the cracks.
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Everyone's always called you Felix's Dog. Felix has always had a problem with this. You've always wished that he didn't. Oliver's never been much of a cat person anyways.
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- Part 10 of head, heart, home.
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When Lee's father "turns up missing" his suspicious mother sends him off to Oxford University where he meets pretty boy Felix Catton.
Lee doesn't want to let himself get close to Felix in fear that he might harm him, but after months of hanging out and partying, their is bound to be some kind of accident. But it just might not be Lees fault.Or
Lee is sent to live at Oxford where he grows a crush on Felix Catton, a fellow eater.
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If you want it let me know (For I am the Predator and you are my precious Prey) by Coco0502
Fandoms: Saltburn (2023)
08 Apr 2024
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Yall wanna see daddy dom Oliver and sub Felix or the other way around?. I feel like Oliver is so daddy and Felix is so little baby 🤷🏻♀️😭😭😭
AU where Felix falls in love with Oliver after he admits everything in the maze.
After the party they decide to just live in a new house by themselves, slice of life smutty fluff.
Felix knows Oliver is crazy but then again so is he…
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Fixing Emerald's decision to not let Oliver and Felix fuck, and her decision to keep my favourite little BPD man without his husband
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Felix has been letting his best mate drink his blood for ages now. And that’s not gay. It’s helping a friend.
It’s kinda gay when he sucks said friend’s dick, though.
It’s definitely gay when he really likes it.